#istg they're going down like flies

[sirendeepity]

On my anti Cassian rampage after that bonus chapter

[ripaudio-witch]

I watched lord of the flies, here is what I thought about it.

Idiot just fell in

Music is top notch, one violin is great

The resolution is so low

The choir mannnn

How is Piggy the only one with glasses, weird…

Just drag the guy sure

They're speaking gibberish already? Not even 10 minutes in

What's a glow stick 'O'

"There's nothing here" what about the loud ass birds?

Eat the fat one.

Where's the conch?

The typical "main character staying awake" scenario

Ralph is ugly as hell

Don't go off into the forest alone. Moron

Ah yes, just drink from everywhere why don't ya?

How are all the rest of the boys still sleeping? Wouldn't finding food and water be your first priority?

You tell one kid you found water and suddenly everyone's awake.

Why isn't the topless kid the main character? It's probably Jake, but he looks way cooler than the other one who calls people sirrrrrr

WHO IS WHO. I CAN'T TELL

I CAN TELL THAT'S PIGGY BECAUSE OF THE GLASSES, WHO ARE THE OTHERS!!!!!! 

I think the one with the broken arm is Ralph????

Which ones are the littleuns and the biguns? I can't tell the difference, maybe it's the low quality.

Yes kids, run towards the strange noise. They'll die first if they were in a horror movie.

I have not seen a single ginger in the group.

The pipsqueak voice, i'm dying

Why are some lads already stripping down, is it for dominance or something?

The best thing about this movie is that they don't play music the whole time. Only some of it. It actually adds to the suspence

Aren't they supposed to be british? Where are these accents coming from?

What happened to the guy that's moaning? Is he just like dying? Like casually.

How do they already know whos the oldest? Do they tell each other something about themselves? An ice breaker perhaps?

I loved Piggy in the book, but man is he a dweeb here.

Go to hell Jack with your all "logical" statements. You don't know how they trace planes dumbass.

The dialogue suckssssss

The typical primary school bullies.

Everyone's new here. It's because he's a nerd.

I know Jack's the bully and all, but he's actually helping out.

Piggy's poses are insane, man's standing like he's a superhero.

No Piggy, their just going to break your glasses, you know for the hell of it

How do the boys all know about running around the fire? 

Piggy isn't amused

They couldn't have done this on the sand?

I mean… you started a fire at least?

Why use leaves, wouldn't they just catch on fire too?

Where are they going to get the money for that fine?

Ah yes, horror stories on a deserted island, that'll go well.

How could you confuse thousands of claws for leaves and plants? If you're able to confuse them, than the claws aren't doing much are they?

kinky ;)

You didn't 'nearly' get him. You weren't even close.

Bruh what are they even eating. Like just eat the fruits :/

So there's a pilot? Is he a hallucination? What's his deal?

Charmeleon is officially my new favourite character

What happened to the pilot? Is he dying? But he was walking fine ???

Why do they want the kids to spit? That's the weirdest request

'O' A ginger!

To bad for the kids stuck in the sand, you'll drown when the tide comes in

Piggy stop being a loser, Mickey deserves to be ridiculed for that.

Kill the thief

Ralph whats going on with you, demerits. Really?

They'll find this island because there's smoke? That's why?

Why does Jack have a whole ass knife? Why does he have that?

Jacks a dumbass, why is he throwing rocks at the kids getting them food? Throw rocks at Piggy.

~reminiscing~

NOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYY

:(((((*(**(((((((((

Is the pilot delusional or something? Why does Simon have to stay with him? 

Oppps pilots gone

He can't be dead. He has shoes on. Really?

Warpaint moment

Or is that blood?

Theres a lizard. New favourite character

Yes Piggy. Let's learn how to read sundials

The plane flies over the island. And doesn't see the people on it?

The pilot is blind istg

Jack is more concerned about a pig than being rescued? And people agreed with him???

Neither of them knows how to fight and it's hilarious

That mans dead

If there's a storm, don't go into the forest where things are crashing down, go onto the beach. Morons

Does the kid really think Peters just gonna pop up and say, "sorry I've been gone what's happening?"

Those bananas are supposed to have seeds in them. 

We knew that! But lets step away from the pig anyway

With all the overshots of this island, its not really an island, like it's too big

The pilots gotta do that to the poor kid. I wouldn't have minded if he got killed, he deserved it.

Nah their gone

Hey can I have some fire and I'll give you nightmares back!

Have they all forgotten about the pilot?

Depressed Ralph time

I mean… he did what you asked. He came down and got it himself.

Okay Piggy's crying now. Cool I guess.

Its over there in the forest! That doesn't slim it down AT ALL

Imagine just watching your leader just decapitate a pig, without knowing what's going on

They come in shouting at some guys playing tic-tac-toe. The wasted war cries smh

"Come on guys, like we rehearsed. YES NOW" >:D

To be in our tribe, you have to be FUNKY

Fly asmr

They have to have rehearsed the songs

At OH, we eat k?

The pig game is so obscure

The pilots dead

Simon just got obliterated

DO THEY FEEL NO REMORSE?!

They're enemies until someone needs some fire.

They're torturing a kid. 

Jack is obviously mentally ill in some way or another

oh no Russians are bad i guess 

The Olympics?

YES PLAY SOME JAMS

They just keep rebuilding the shelters

So Piggy only cries about his glasses? Not about the dead kid? Priorities 

I have the high ground Anakin!

Piggy's death is so anticlimactic. A rock falls on him, the end.

NOOOOOOOOO D:<

Hunting down humans for sport, Ralphs already a billionaire in the making

RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER RUN FAST FOR YOUR FATHER

Adults ruining all the fun

BE MORE CONCERNED SIR

[jcsefinepettersen]

i've been back to work for 2 days now and this one bitch who got promoted ABOVE me really is out here telling me how to do my job when i've been working there for 3 YEARS & she's at 1. yet i TRAINED her to do the one thing she does all day aka process shipment. like.... istg... i'd also like to point out that i think i'm the ONLY person that cleans when we're supposed to be disinfecting everything every 30 minutes (i set a timer on my Apple Watch for every hour bc realistically i wouldn't be able to get anything done/handle customers if i was worried about wiping down the registers ever 30 mins). and!!!!!!! there's garbage and cardboard that's just been..... sitting in the store for ~4 days now (i want to say it's this long since it's been there since monday when i started again) and nobody has thought to go throw it out. i would offer to throw it out but I REFUSE TO BE THEIR GARBAGE BITCH ANYMORE. said manager from above knows how to do it, she can do it instead of looking at everyone like they're inferior or with her mouth open like she's ready to catch fucking FLIES. mind you! i'm very sweet to everyone bc i was raised to treat everyone equally but i will not stand as this BASIC WHITE BITCH looks down her nose at me as if she's better then me when WE'RE BOTH WORKING RETAIL.