#it mightve been if you cant beat them recruit them by moeblobmegane but id have to reread

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There's a really good mdzs fix-it fic out there where Nie Huaisang speeds up the Sunshot Campaign by illegally distributing porn that secretly has instructions on how to fake illness to get out of military service amongst the Wen soldiers but I forgot what it was called awa