#it was like a timeloop isekai mixed with Deadpool 2's domino lucky powers

[awoocrew]

I'm so fucking gagged by Madame Web ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

They actually took the stupidity and outlandishness of the premise and superhero team-ups in general, and said YES BUT this is a movie literally about coincidences and accidents.

Flat and cheesy awkward lines? YES because everyone in this movie is consistently terrible and awkward and cheesy, and that's why they're in the situation in the first place.

Constantly making characters seem or look stupidly relatable? YES because their stupidity has immediate consequences (usually so extreme that there's no way they'd predict it'd be so bad).

Nobody has a "heroic" or "powerful" turnaround they just hate it and they're selfish the entire time!!

The characters have plot armour because every lucky accident is painstakingly written in BLOOD.

No "because it makes sense" or "I'd do it this way instead". It's "this decision is fucking stupid and the last thing I'd fucking choose to do" and they literally show that it is!

It's like turning every single boring stupid nonsensical trope and nonsense decision saying yeah, but it literally has to happen this way so that's what they'll DO! Un-apologetically! We're not genre-savvy!

(Also side note I was pretty triggered from the deja-vu scenes. I was seeing someone have my anxiety/ocd attacks on screen. freaky...)