#it’s pink purple blue time babyyyy

[gallus-rising]

here we go. i’m doing it and no one can stop me

i am (going to attempt) to rank all stands by sexiness starting with the JoJo’s themselves. by the end of this “project” all of the winners will be pitted against each other in a final showdown, as judged by me, Standfucker Extraordinaire. unfortunately no TJL stands will be included as we’ve not seen enough of them in action. sorry Jodio 😔

plz keep in mind that these are only my objectively correct opinions u-u

11: Tusk Act 1

marketable plushie lookin ass

10: Tusk Act 3

change up the colors and this thing the world’s ugliest sleep paralysis demon

9: Hermit Purple

its just vines. idk what i’m supposed to say. comes w Joseph’s slut energy built in. it’s cool that its purple i guess?

8: Tusk Act 2

Johnny you have 4 stands and almost all of them are ugly as sin wtf man. the design is finally fun so points for that at least

7: Crazy Diamond

now we’re getting onto the fuckable stands babyyyy

Crazy Diamond is just a tad much. his colors are ok, the hearts coordinating w Josuke’s design are cute. but then there’s the plating, the helmet, the tubes(??), and he even suffers from jjba Codpiece Syndrome. it’s all a bit much and doesn’t quite fit. in some of the anime promo art they gave him a sparkly diamond texture, but besides that i don’t care for him all that much.

6: Star Platinum

using the DiU palette bc of all the Star Platinum colors it’s the best. the pastels are cute and make for a fun contrast w the big muscles

an oldie but a goldie. bc Araki hadn’t gotten his footing w stand designs yet Splat looks more unique in retrospect. hair and clothing, capable of facial expressions, a tasteful loincloth as opposed to Another Fucking Codpiece.

i also think it’s cute how artists like to draw him w starry hair :>

5: Gold Experience Requiem

GER? this guy fucks. there’s simply no other way to put it. he fucks so hard. unfortunately points have to be redacted for that dead eyed stare and unmoving grimace. GER could be so much higher if he didn’t have such an awful baked in expression and this will become an unfortunate running theme. maybe if GER had more screen time that could be mitigated, but alas...

4: Stone Free

one of the few female stands, which sucks bc Araki goes off w girl stands. just look at her. the blue accented by gray, the radical bright green sunglasses, the sexy hints at her string powers, she even complements Jolyne nicely if stand/user synergy is needed. she’d probably be higher up if we saw more of her bc Araki prefers to show off her powers via having Jolyne psychically unravel which is fun! but does mean this beauty didn’t get enough time to shine 😔 not sure how i feel abt the bumpy texture as well. makes things a bit busy

3: Tusk Act 4

finally!! after 3 shit stands Tusk strikes gold in the final hour. its weird, its pink, its got (jo)stars its a cowboy, what more could you want??

more screen time goddamn it!! Tusk Act 4 gets like 2 and a half physical appearances across 2 parts. Araki wtf man. Tusk Act 4 just fucks so hard tho so it’s gotta be top 3

2: Soft & Wet

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEA!!! NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A FUCKABLE STAND! Soft & Wet is the platonic ideal of a MC stand. fun mechanical parts, cute little face, the Stand Tubes finally serve an aesthetic purpose and aren’t just awkwardly tacked on. he also has such pleasing colors and silhouette. i love him so much and he’s easily one of the best, cutest, most sexy stands in all of jjba

However

Soft & Wet has 3 variants and they all look the same. base Soft & Wet, Josefumi’s Soft & Wet, and GO ⭐ BEYOND are identical. so many good multi-stage stands and Soft & Wet drops the ball on every level 😔

1: Gold Experience

Gold Experience is not just fuckable, he’s h*rny. nonstop GE everyday all the time GE is just Like That and the sheer confidence of it all overpowers the few negative aspects of his design. even the Fucking Codpiece

GE has more than 1 facial expression and a sexy alt form to mix things up. he pairs w Giorno perfectly. he’s got a Lot going on w the loud colors, ladybugs, wings, helmet, teardrop markings, vague insect texturing, and hints of The World. but unlike Crazy D it all ties together. amazing. flawless. unbelievable.

and if you don’t know what i mean when i say GE is h*rny. BEHOLD:

in every one of his Iconic poses he is dtf. the h*rniest stand for the h*rniest part. this is how it was meant to be godbless godbless and goodnight.

[adhd-disaster-willie]

Kayla in a2 and Carrie in c5

PARTNERS IN CRIME BABYYYY

this is my first time drawing kayla and it came out way better than i had hoped :D

[ID: flat color digital drawing of carrie and kayla from julie and the phantoms. They are standing next to each other, looking at each other and smirking. Kayla has one hand on her hip, her other elbow on Carrie’s shoulder. Carrie has one hand on her hip and the other bent with her forearm in front of her stomach. Kayla is wearing bright pink sunglasses, a light purple fitted crop top with crossed straps, a dark purple pencil skirt with light purple stripes, and dark purple boots. Carrie is wearing a pink light pink crop top with a heart cutout on the chest, over a white long sleeved shirt. She is also wearing a light pink skirt, light blue flats, long white socks, and has a light blue feather boa around her shoulders. END ID]

outfits from this ask game

[sedgwickpdf]

tagged by @risencas for one of These Things a few days ago so here u go <3

favorite color: HOT PINK BABYYYY but i am also partial to a nice cerulean. purple is also good. or like a deep red/burgundy/maroon.

currently reading: okay a few days ago i finished carmen maria machado’s in the dream house (i have a complicated relationship with cmm’s prose—no beef i just sometimes think her sentences are lacking in service of Making a Point and vice versa—but overall i loved it) and nicholas carr’s the shallows (fascinating, i recommend). still currently working through stone butch blues and on the road (i know i know). next up in the stack is the secret history and just kids and whatever poetry book i pick up off my floor.

last song: without exaggeration i think i have listened to “meateater” by ALASKALASKA upwards of 100 times this week BUT i’ve also been listening to anna tivel’s blue world

last series: finished new girl like last week; also finished mare of easttown yesterday and my thoughts are as follows: “hm. pretty good”

sweet, savory, or spicy: savory? but like with a sweet chaser. i realize i’ve just reinvented dessert but i stand by my answer. when i was in like fifth grade i used to put a piece of chocolate on top of a potato chip at lunch and eat it and the other kids were all very upset by it but i maintain it was a sign of my incredibly sophisticated palate

craving: meaningful companionship

tea or coffee: i can’t have caffeine so tea i guess? but honestly i am not big on hot beverages

currently working on: my thesis................. someday this will be a book and Then You Will Realize. also several vids including one i am very excited about. ALSO every day i’m like “hm gotta work on esfwo” and then i Don’t Do That but soon........ soon. i will return to my little world of men.

not gonna tag anybody but feel free my friends <3

[nerdalmighty]

Get to know me!

Since I’ve started making my own content, I’ve gained a bunch of new followers!! Hello!! As a result, I decided to do one of those fun “about me” memes that I’ve seen floating around (Okay, I actually combined two, whoops!) to give my knew followers an idea of who I am. I wasn’t tagged, but I love doing these so HUMOR ME PLEASE.

Name: Emma :) (the “:)” is silent)

Height: 5′7″

Star Sign: Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp (Though, I can’t say that I’m either aggressively sexual, OR outdoorsy and fiercely independent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 

Hogwarts House: HUFFLEPUFF BABYYYY

Favorite Color: I’ve realized that it’s currently yellow thanks to @melanope, but I also love pink, purple, and blue 

Favorite Animal: DUCKS

Favorite Fictional Characters: You cannot force me to choose. The Pines Twins, Eclipsa Butterfly, Lance McClain, Pearl, Enid, Adrien Agreste/Cat Noir, Jack Skellington and Sally, Double D from Ed, Edd n Eddy... Basically just look at my cartoons tag lol

Favorite Bands/Singers: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, 5SOS, uhhhhhh-

Who’s your celebrity crush? OH BOY. Harry Styles is number one. But I also love Jeremy Shada, Ashton Irwin, Tom Holland, Double D from Ed, Edd n Eddy... I could do this all day

When was the last time you played air guitar? Oh girl you know I do it all the time, but the most WILD one recently was probably at 5SOS’s concert back in August. I like to think Calum saw me being an absolute baffoon

Average Hours of Sleep: Usually around 7 but the other night I went to bed at 8PM and got up at 10AM?! (That’s unheard of for me)

Number of Blankets I Sleep With: 2+, except when I nap, which is only 1

Cat or Dog Person: I love both but my dog is the light of my life (she’a a beagle named Penny) so probably a dog person at the moment

Dream Trip: I want to go to ALL THE DISNEYS (and fall in love?!?!?!)

Dream Job: SNL cast member AND/OR voice actor!!! I’d love to work for Disney too!! Basically I want to be Bobby Moynihan

Put your music on shuffle. What are the first four songs? “Heffalumps and Woozles” from Winnie the Pooh, “Paparazzi” by Lady Gaga, “Last Goodbye” from Undertale by Toby Fox, and “Honey, Honey” by ABBA on the Mamma Mia! soundtrack (Wow thank god these are so tame lol I’ve got some weird ones with little to no explanation other than I like them)

Have you ever had a poem or song written about you? Guh, I WISH!

Grab the book closest to you and turn to page 23. What’s line 17? It’s my Psychology of Prejudice textbook and it’s the cover page for a new chapter called “Racial/Ethnic Manifestation of Microaggressions”

What’s a sound you hate + a sound you love? Ohhh I’m a big fan of footstep noises. Like high heels? Yes. Cole Phelps from LA Noire’s walking sequence? MORE PLEASE! I guess a sound I hate is silverware on plates? That sound makes me physically react. Even thinking about it right now makes my teeth tingle anxiously

Do you believe in ghosts? You know I love a spook! So yes. Absolutely.

What about aliens? I mean, how could there not be? We’re one tiny speck in this HUGE universe and some people think we’re the ONLY intelligent life out there? Come on. 

Do you drive? When I’m home? Yeys. School? Nah, I take the train.

If so, have you ever crashed? Not a CRASH per say, but a few nicks here and there against trees and such because I was super bad at parking when I started out (I’m still not an expert but I’m MUCH better than I was)

What was the last book you read? Rereading the “Matched” series by Ally Condie. I only ever read the first one and now I’m reading the second one on the train when I go to and from school!

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who do you wrong? I really should, but I can’t say that I do. I tend to be a pushover. I’m really good at forgiving and going on with how things were, but I DO NOT forget. Which is funny cuz I forget stuff all the time

In a relationship? Guh, I WISH!

When Was Your Blog Created?: April 2013

What Made You Decide to Go On Tumblr: My favorite author (Kiera Cass) had a blog and I made one so I could follow her, and I’ve been obsessed ever since

Feel free to do this too! Even though I’m not tagging anyone, I’m a firm believer in doing stuff if you want to! Tag me in it if you decide to fill this out too!!

[yoongisbbydoll]

Yellow, green, blue & purple?❄️ sorry this is the like the rest of the questions lol, they’re all so good

(oof i love you thank you for sending)

yellow: if you could have any view from your bedroom window what would you choose? what’s your favorite thing to do on a sunny day? what do you consider lucky? what made you smile today? what makes you happy?

city skyline! i hate living in the middle of nowhere arg

on a sunny day, i like to go into the city or sit in bed with the fan on watching a show, i just like to be comfy and have fun 

i consider anything that is unexpected and wonderful a lucky chance (if that makes sense)

black mirror season 4 is out! i was so happy when i saw it on netflix this morning 

the colors red, pink, and yellow, sunrises, writing, fluffy blankets, the smell of lavender, getting small trinkets for my bedroom, shopping, my friends and family, this blog!!

green: what’s your favorite thing to do outside? do you like camping? what would you spend $1,000 on? what’s your job, or what do you want to do as your job? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

i don’t go outside much to be honest, but i like to go swimming in the summer and going to this castle in my town, or going to the city 

nope, i need wifi (this sounds so dumb but honestly im such a hermit i can’t stand being outside with all the bugs and humidity)

a car (even tho a $1,000 car would be shit) or something from gucci/chanel bc you gotta spoil yourself sometimes 

i work as a hostess in a restaurant currently, but i honestly don’t know what i want to do with myself yet. writing has always been something i liked but i can’t see it as a career for myself, but i feel like i’ll end up somewhere in the music industry (at least i hope)

that i own? i have thich huge celtics bomber jacket thing from my cousin who couldn’t fit in it and i love it for the winter. i love that and my lulu lemon leggings (so comfy!!) 

blue: what do you do when you’re sad? what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? what kind of covers do you have on your bed? who is the last person you told a secret to?

when im sad i either cry or sleep or listen to happy music to make myself feel better. sometimes i write

when i can’t sleep, i usually put on a show in a different language bc i can’t understand it and can use it as background noise to fall asleep 

me and my friend have a lowkey summer traditoon of staying up all night and just doing whatever then going out at the ass crack of dawn and it’s one of the most memorable things 

white, which i probably should get rid of bc theyre such a hazard. i really want these bed covers from ikea tho

i can’t genuinely remember telling anyone a secret but it was probably ella or kersten 

purple: what’s your astrological sign? what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? when’s the last time you followed your instincts? what’s your favorite food? what’s your secret dream?

geminiiiiii babyyyy

“you shouldn’t need to ask to be loved”

when i dropped a toxic group of friends and gained better ones!

pomegranate seeds or red bull or pasta 

my secret dream is to have money, live in the city with my cats, and time travel for fun?? lmao to be honest, i dont have a secret dream

[lil-brioche]

All the numbers on the ask game!!!!!!!!

OMG OK 1- What is your name?Kiara 2- Your nicknames?I think Kiih and Kiarinha ( I can not remember :c )3- Favorite petnames?Baby girl, Pudding, Angel, sweethear, princess, Honey, Cutie, Love and Darling4- What is your age?165- What is your regressed age range?5-86- What do you like to do while teenietime?I like to color, draw, play video games, watch a lot of cartoons, play with my caregiver, listen to stories, read, listen to music and play with my dog 7- Do you have a caregiver or a big sib?I have a caregiver!!! @ednaldo-pereira 8- If you have one (caregiver/big sib) how do you call them?Daddy, Dada and Love9- Frilly socks or knee socks?Knee Socks10- What is your favorite cartoon/anime while teenietime?Star vs the forces of evil 11- Sippy cups or bottles?Sippy Cups12- What is the name of your favorite plushie?Agent Panda, Jeremias and Barry 13- Are you a quiet baby or a loud baby?Loud Baby14- Chocolate or strawberry milk?Strawberry Milk15- Do you wear diapers?No16- Are you afraid of dark?A little bit17- Disney or studio ghibli?Both, but if I have to choose… I think Disney…?18- Halloween or christimas?Halloween19- Do you pet regress?Sometimes20- If you pet regress, as what animal do you regress?Kittens21- Which carebear is your favorite?Grumpy Bear22- What is your favorite princess?Mulan23- Are you a princet or a knight?Knights are awesome24- Do you have a bedtime?Yes, but i don’t like it  >:c25- Does your caregiver give you rules?Yes26- If you have rules, what are your rules?I have to be very respectful with Daddy all the times, repect other people and sleep on the corect time. I also have to do my homework, eat everything Daddy asks me to and never say bad things about myself. I think that’s it27- Do you like to use pacifiers?Yeeeeees28- Do people irl know you age regress?Yes29- Do you like superheroes? What is your favorite one?I LOVE SUPERHEROES!!! My favorite is Batman, but i like Spider man as well30- What is your favorite color?Blue blue blue31- Do you have a crib? Would you like to have one?No, i don’t have… And i don’t want to have one32- What is your favorite juice flavor?Strawberry!! But I like apple too 33- Do you eat a lot of candies?No, I prefer salty foods 34- Do you age regress in public?Yes35- Do you prefer to color or draw?Color36- Crayons or markers?Crayons37- How long do you age regress?About 2+ years38- Do you tell your secrets to your plushies?Yeeees39- How many plushies do you have?A lot, like a looooot40- What are your favorites teenietot/age regression blog?@pinkspoiled, @babysippycup, @strawberryandsugarybaby41- What’s your favorite season?Fall42- Are you also a caregiver?No, sad sad sad :c43- Post a picture of all your pacifiersOne day :^)44- How many sippy cups/bottles do you have?3 or 4, something like that45- What’s your favorite dinosaur?Dinossaurão ( It’s a biiig dinosaur that makes RAAAAWR, like a T-Rex ) 46- What is your favorite teeniesnack?Dino Nuggets47- What’s your favorite dessert?Strawberry cake48- Do you like stickers?I luuuuv stickers49- One thing you love about yourselfMy eyes…?50- Random fact about youLittle Brioche has a lot of photos of herself eating different types of foods51- What’s your favorite animal?Dinosaurs and dogs52- What’s your gender?Female53- How did you realize you age regress?I think it was like… “I like a lot of kids stuff, I feel like a child… I act just like a child… Um… I think I’m regressing …” (  I do not remember how it was ) 54- Why do you age regress?To deal with my anxiety, my depression and my daily problems … And because it makes me happy! 55- Do you like bedtime stories?I luv luv luv luv Bedtime Stories56- Are you sensitive when teenie?Yeeeeeees57- Do you prefer to spoil yourself or when someone spoil you?I like to be spoiled by someone else58- How often do you get into teenietime?Once or twice a day, especially at night 59- What do you do that always cheer you up?A lot of kisses kisses and hugs hugs60- What do you usually do in teenietime?I usually listen to stories, draw, and watch a lot of movies 61- Do you have any hobbies?I like to sing, draw, color and play drama62- Does your guardian know you age regress?I think so63- In what other age regression communities (but teenietots) are you in?Carekids64- What do you usually wear?Blouses, dresses, skirts, overalls, pajamas 65- Do you prefer being big or being teenie?Teenie66- Are you a big sib to other teenietots?No no no, sad sad sad :c67- When is your birthday?21/0368- Do you prefer having a caregiver or age regressing alone?I’d rather have a caregiver 69- Do you like playdates? Have you ever been in one?I loooooooove playdates, I have been in one with @pinkspoiled ( my precious babyyyy )70- What do you think you can do to change the world?I can be a good person with everyone I can be! 71- Do you like to cuddle?I love love love~~72- Are you more dependent while teenietime or can you do things by yourself?I’m very dependent :c73- Plushies or dolls?Plushies74- Tiara or pet ears?Tiara75- Bubble bath or bath bomb?Bubble bath!!!76- What is your favorite toy?My plushies77- Do you prefer using a pacifier or sucking your thumb?Paciiiiis78- What’s your favorite candy?Lollipops79- Do you have an adult pacifier?No :c80- Are there monsters under your bed?No, but there are monsters in my closet :c81- What do you usually do to make your caregiver/big sib happy?I sing, drawn and give a lot of kisses and huggies on Daddy82- How would your perfect teenietime be like?My perfect Teenietime would be to play with Daddy, draw a lot, watch a lot of movies with Daddy under the blanket, eat Dino Nuggets, listen to stories and sleepy with Daddy83- Do you have a nursery? Would you like to have one?No, I don’t have, but I would like to have one84- Aquarium or zoo?Aquarium85- Do you stim?Yes86- Do you have a comfort item?Yes87- What color is your hair?It’s a mix of green, blue, pink, purple and other faded colors88- What are your dreams?Be happy forever with Daddy89- Are you a more like a big baby or like a small baby?A big baby90- What’s the color of your toothbrush?Blue91- Do you have any mental illness?I do not know if depression and anxiety qualify like this, but if so, then yes( I do not know much about this, I’m a failure :c )92- If you have rules, what’s your favorite?My favorite rule is the one that says that I Can not say bad things about myself93- Do you like tea parties with your stuffies?Of course94- Do you crawl while teenietime?I only crawl when I am playing on the ground95- Do you like band-aids? What are your favorite themes?I love band-aids!!  My favorites are my Star Wars band-aids 96- Do you watch big kid shows? (ex: icarly, adventure time…)A loooot, and I love!!97- Cake or cookie?Hum… Cake?98- How many coloring books do you have?Many99- Do you play dress up?Yesss100- What music do you usually listen while teenietime?I listen to soundtracks of anime and games101- Are you a mermaid or a fairy?A mermaid fairy102- Chocolate or vanilla?Chocolate103- Are you a lazy or an energetic baby?A lazy lazy baby :c104- Are you a non-verbal age regressor?No, I speak a lot… Like…. A LOT 105- If you could have one superpower, what would it be?I wanted to have the power of the hug! ( Like, I wish I could hug all the people who felt sad and make them happy )106- Do you have any kintypes?I don’t think so107- What’s your favorite video game?Undertale and Ib108- Milk or juice?Juice109- Do you prefer playing in the sun or in the snow?Snowww110- Talk about your favorite plushie!Agent Panda is a secret agent, who fight against the crime and protect the world!Jeremias is a party entertainer! He lives in Bangu ( A Rio de Janeiro’s Neightbourhood ) and make all the children happy!!!Barry is a baker, the best baker ever! He is Worldwide known because of his delicious brioches!111- Do you have friends that also age regress?Yeeeeeeeees!! @pinkspoiled and @strawberryandsugarybaby112- Ponytail or pigtail?Pigtail!!!113- Is your room messy or tidy?really really messy, sad sad114- Do you like playmats? Do you have one?I like playmats a lot, but i don’t have one :c115- Do you cry easily or do you never cry?I’m a cry baby :c( Sorry for taking so long, I needed Daddy’s help to answer all of them :c )