#it’s so boring 🥱

[siminiecricketart]

Everytime I go on Twitter and see pjo twt opinions I wanna kill myself so bad

[ladyluscinia]

Someone liked one of my posts from back when everyone was debating the whole "Edward says he has no friends so Izzy can't be close to him" thing, and it reminded me of an argument I've probably made before, but usually as part of a larger, Izzy-focused tangent and not like. On its own merits. So, just for the record...

Generally, if someone is defending Edward's 1x06 bathtub claim of friendlessness as literally true for whatever reason, then Calico Jack is discounted as a "real" friend of Edward's by referencing Jack's quote from 1x08:

"What kinda pirate has a friend?!? We're all just in various stages of fucking each other over!"

The reasoning goes that Edward shares this belief / mindset, and doesn't truly trust Jack (or any other pirate) not to fuck him over. He has his guard up, always, and he's aware that he doesn't trust any of his lifetime of acquaintances with meaningful vulnerability. That's why he can sob to Stede in a bathtub that he has no friends and mean it literally. He's extending real trust for the first time ever, to Stede, and it's more proof they invented acceptance etc. etc.

Now, I have better and more robust reasons that I interpret the bathtub scene differently, but setting those aside... I think there's an argument in the text of 1x08 that Edward doesn't buy into Jack's line, even just looking at his relationship with Jack. The semantics, maybe - he noticeably doesn't use the word friend, preferring "mate" - but not the philosophy behind it.

Because Edward very much does seem to believe Jack (and Izzy) would not fuck him over.

Edward falls for Jack's bullshit hook, line, and sinker because he doesn't suspect Jack of any fuckery. His guard isn't up at all! Jack even calls him out on it! Edward is hurt, betrayed, and angry because he trusted Jack, as a friend, and then Jack used that trust to help Izzy. He's hurt and pissed that Izzy would sell Stede out, despite their last interaction literally being Izzy screaming that he hates Stede and swearing to return with a vengeance. Edward has absolutely no reason to expect "better" from either of these men - especially Jack given how cavalier he is about the whole thing - unless he thinks they have a bond of friendship that would preclude a plot against his new boyfriend. It's foundational to his emotional state!

[tonariofjananda]

I’d make a joke about coming out as a ToFu shipper but I think that was obvious.

Also I’m Pan 🫶

[ventismacchiato]

i was gonna do a speedrun of the games but this shit kinda boring damn

[rintoki]

omg wait. my third eye is wide fucking open!!

overstimming dragon dan heng by stuffing his pussy w a vibrator and taping bullet vibrators to his dick and then fucking his cute ass🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 omg or making him fuck a fleshlight so either way he wants to move his hips it's just pleasure pleasure and more pleasure heehee

OMG. imagine like grabbing onto his horns as leverage to rlly pound him into the ground and they are sensitive🤭🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰 he just shudders and whines when you grab them or stroke them gently heehee :3c

AAAUGHHHHH HES SO CUTEEEEE

gonna overstimulate his cock but leave his pussy empty and aching mhmhm. gonna have him sit on my lap and cockwarm my strap, whilst playing with his hard cock. using my hand, bullet vibrators, and a fleshlight, everything until his dick is swollen and hypersensitive from overstimulation. meanwhile his pussy is so wet and needy it’s dripping onto my thighs, he’s whimpering and trembling because my hands are so close to his pussy and yet not touching. his ass is filled to the brim but his pussy and empty and leaking. his poor puffy clit is all swollen and ignored, he’s trying so hard not to grab my hand and push it into his cunt, squeezing my fingers so tight until he squirts all over.

even just a light brush of your fingers over his pussy lips has him shaking and crying out. his writhing on your lap trying to receive some kind of relief, his cock and pussy hurts for opposite reasons. teasing him when he whines out that he wants to cum, stroking his cock and saying “here?” and forcing him to tell you that he wants to cum from his pussy and not his cock.

ending it off with eating out his dripping cunt, lord he’s so so sensitive and trembly. he can barely keep still for longer than 2 seconds as you’re pushing your tongue into his folds, licking up all his delicious juices. pushing your fingers deep into his tight walls while sucking on his clit, and just listen to his whiny sobs. he’s never been the loud type, but he just can’t help it now, its so mind-numbingly good.

and his horns would be sensitive !!!!! just brushing your fingers over them or tracing the patterns on his horns is enough to make him flustered. and if you play with his horns enough it might just get him all worked up and wanting more heheh 🤭

[sexlapis]

why r the most popular animes so boring

[captspaceface]

chiefs/niners super bowl everything i didn’t want

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[r0achezz]

*evil laughter* i learn sheikah now >:)

[cupienymph]

lmao the men that love to talk out their asses about how they could treat me right and it’s like??? Where??? Put your money where your mouth is, ya incels xx

[snekdood]

me when its an aesthetic pic with a skinny tall white woman: 😒🙄😴

me when its literally any other type of woman or a woman with only one or two of the above traits: 😍🥰😊

[cigarette-room]

I hate trope-ization of characters i hate hate hate it it's so unbelievably boring how can you live like this taking an array of colorful eye-catching characters and reducing them into one and the same bitch in fanon

[gnaga37]

i'm the only weird person in this house

[taytayize123]

Just in the mood to build connections so let’s chat 💬

[ksbbb]

Me today. 😂😂😂