#it's So Funny. i'm such a sucker for a polycule that resists definition and confuses the hell out of everyone. Deserve.

[crimeronan]

Even if they aren’t kissing it’s imperative that everybody thinks they are. Hunter having a reputation among the scouts as “the empress’ scary guard dog” and having a reputation among public gossip mongers as “the empress’ “”””personal attendant”””” and him actually being both but also neither but also a secret third fourth and fifth thing. Nobody can figure them out. Including themselves. And also Amity and Willow whenever they officially are involved.

SKLDFKDS. YEAH HONESTLY THIS IS WHERE I AM AT THIS POINT TOO. they have absolutely no boundaries and extremely little sense of propriety, even if they do In Theory try not to be clingy in public. like their level of "we're Totally not being clingy right now" reads to most other people as ".....um..... harold....."

hunter and luz are like okay. well. we're not together like that. but we Could Be if we Wanted to be. we just aren't really interested in it. who cares. & amity in the background is pounding her forehead against a wall like "HOW DOES IT NOT FUCKING MATTER TO YOU IF PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE HAVING SEX. YOU CAN'T JUST LET PEOPLE BE WRONG"