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[w1z4rd-l1z4rd]

He hasn't played the game yet.

[littlegoldfinchh]

do you guys think laios eats pussy with the same fervor as he eats monsters

[spaceorphan18]

I have some Colin headcanons because it's 1am and apparently, this is what I'm thinking about tonight. Headcanons based solely on the show - Book!Colin is just a different animal.

Some time after the whole Marina incident, he and Anthony had a very uncomfortable conversation about how and where he can go get laid. Benedict found out about it, and finds it hilarious

He totally lost his virginity to the Contessa. Like - he DOES NOT shut up about her.

And she seduced him - because I just cannot imagine him ever having that much game. (Colin is not a liar, but he is kinda dumb and rather pretty, and I'm sure this woman knew what she was doing.)

She also is the one who taught him how to properly pleasure a woman (c'mon, he had to learn that from somewhere and I highly doubt /that/ was something Anthony or Benedict was going to go into-though that'd have been a hilarious convo.), plus, while the European Tour was definitely his slut era, I'm guessing 99% of that was at brothels.

(Though, I am amused by the idea of Colin asking so many questions at the brothels and the sex workers being like... okay, my dude, usually sex does not include this much talking.)

Also, slut era isn't as slutty as he lets on when he gets back. I mean, he only keeps telling the ONE story. And sure, discovering sex is fun, but as he writes in his journal, doesn't stop loneliness or provide genuine connection.

How many times did he end up at a brothel after he wrote to Pen and thought about the fact that he's been hearing nothing back from her?

[isfjmel-phleg]

I have been writing this analysis for ten thousand years with no end in sight. It's nearly 4000 words. How does anyone write anything quickly.

[epickiya722]

I already planned on it, but... would y'all hate me if my fic got a little more... horror??

[breadtheft1796]

be honest with me, how many of you would unfollow me if i started posting hetalia fanfiction again?

[give-ginoza-some-bread-and-sleep]

can someone pls tell me why the FUCK every single cartoon that’s beloved by the queer community gets fucking cancelled-

[grimdrago]

Isn't Heatwave a Flash villain?

[reminder-that]

FO3 might genuinely be the most broken game I've played in the last ten years, I've spent 6+h patching and downgrading and installing stabilizer mods for this thing and it still has game-breaking/soft-locking bugs. How are modern operating systems and software really just so much complete garbage that they can't handle older games? I played this a decade ago, and for all the Todd Howard screaming this game did just work when it was installed, no esm patchers or exception-handler mods needed. How the hell do we continuously manage to technologically digress as we go along?

[anxietyfrappuccino]

what's the conspiracy theory for my phone not letting me email these three photos to myself. i've been trying for days. i've even been able to send myself other photos. absolute bs going on here. it was supposed to be for my final project damn it.

[rynli]

Harry works on his resume

[80-ursa-major]

300+ orbs on red,

-get TWICE the 1/3 i already had, then finally the other I didn’t but not him. This is the second banner I roll this much and can’t get him

and white

-get the guy i already had and then TWICE the guy I already had 3 copies of and finally the new girl. 

despair ire envy

Oh and after 10 days of hopes and dreams the cat dragged in traaaaash again

[rhadinesthes]

It's not a bad idea to proceed with my plans to make tonkotsu ramen from scratch after waking up sick on only three hours of sleep, right?

What could possibly go wrong?

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.

[jkvjimin]

tae: *exists* jk & jm: oh, you're handsome

[cr. @jung-koook]

[royalarchivist]

[Brainstorming couple's costumes for a chatter who's getting married]

Phil: [Reading Kristin's chat message] "Oh, if it's two men getting married, then maybe Sonic and Knuckles costume." Ohhh.

Phil: Shadow and Sonic would be toxic yaoi. Sonic and Knuckles wouldn't be as toxic I think, so like... it depends on the relationship vibes, if they wanna do a toxic yaoi or just a regular yaoi— [Wheezes and laughs]