#it's cutthroat with a fucking sniper rifle

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Oh how I would kill for a HD PNG file of this artwork

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Akudama Breasting Boobily Headcanons

Swindler: Canonically. small chested, not flat though, but she is not bouncing and flouncing quite like doctor. She doesn't sexualize her breasts much, she's the average joe, they are just. boob. to her. she could go braless but she likes a little support

Cutthroat: Slightly bigger than swindler's, he's got a little bounce. He would fondle his own boobs just for fun, they are not sexy but he thinks they are very bouncy fun. (in a perfect world his rack is big enough for the boba cup challenge. which i will draw...eventually-) braless. doesn't know how to put a bra on and has no thought to even try to

Courier: he and cutthroat share measurements. he pays no mind to his boobage. no bra either that's too much effort.

Hoodlum: he's got nothing but padded bras on his side and he thinks nobody can tell his bra is stuffed but they know. they know.

Brawler: he's got a rack he can be proud of, he lets those thangs swing free with PRIDE. challenge him to balance anything on his chest and you bet he'll fucking try

Doctor: she's canonically got quite the chest, breast implants sure, she could go bigger but she knows where to stop to stay classy. she uses them sexually, to her advantage, she knows what she's got and flaunts it. push up bras and corsets only

Hacker: he's flat and doesn't give a shit, boobs are boring when you've got Video Game

Sniper: google search lucoa dragon maid

his gazongas would outshine even gandalf's, he keeps ten rifles inside his cleavage and holds them on top to keep them steady as he aims.

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.::. CALL IT AMBITION .::. Silvaine "Silkie" Harker

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NAME: SILVAINE HARKER ALIASES: SILKIE, SIL, MRS. HARKER, THE GORGON AGE: 36 YEARS OLD. [SEPTEMBER 20TH] GENDER/PRONOUNS: CIS WOMAN SHE/HER SEXUALITY: PANSEXUAL // PANROMANTIC (FEMME PRESENTING PREFERENCE) // OPEN MARRIAGE HUMAN // HOST: HUMAN OCCUPATION: HOST OF THE HOLO-SHOW "SLAUGHTERHAUS!!!" AND 'SEMI RETIRED' COWGIRL- LESS RETIRED THAN HER HUSBAND. AFFILIATIONS: NONE, BUT SHE'S BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE MORE THAN A FEW SPONSORSHIPS FROM ANYBODY WILLING TO OFFER HER A SHINY NEW GUN.

.::. TRAUMA QUEEN .::. going deeper.

PERSONALITY: SHORT-TEMPERED AND CUTTHROAT, SILVANE HARKER IS LUCKY SHE'S PRETTY. A COLD CALCULATING WOMAN HIDDEN UNDER THE GLITTER AND PINK HUES OF THE 'BETTER HALF' OF THE SLAUGHTERHAUS HOSTS, SILKIE IS, UNLIKE HER HUSBAND, CAPABLE OF RECOGNIZING WHEN OTHERS ARE IN PAIN, IT IS, IN FACT, HER BELIEFS THAT THOSE WHO SUFFER DESERVE IT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, THAT MAKES HER SO DANGEROUS. A VICIOUS COWGIRL IN HER YOUNGER YEARS, BOUNTIES DEEMED 'TOO HEINOUS' WERE SIMPLY KILLED OUTRIGHT- A WARNING TO OTHERS IN HER TERRITORY AND VIGILANTISM A STEP ABOVE WHAT HER JOB TITLE SUGGESTED. NOW FAMOUS WITH THE KIND OF INFLUENCE MOST COULD ONLY DREAM OF, SHE'S USED THIS POSITION TO DISPLAY A SURPRISING KINDNESS TOWARD OTHERS- RUMORS ABOUND OF HER RIGGING THE GAME IN FAVOR OF THOSE SHE DEEMS 'DESERVING' OF A WIN. THOUGH SURELY THIS IS CONJECTURE.

AESTHETIC: PRETTY MANICURED NAILS SLICKED RED GRIPPING THE TRIGGER OF A SNIPER RIFLE PAINTED PINK AND BEDAZZLED WITH CRYSTALS || THE TENUOUS GRIP ON A DELICATE LEASH; WHICH OF YOU IS THE BEAST? || THE EGO UNFETTERED BY THE ID, CALCULATING AND COLD. || A SLY, LITHE LITTLE STREET CAT OF A THING. YOU EARNED THIS. FUCK ANYBODY YOU STEPPED ON TO GET HERE.

KNOWN CYBERWARE: CITED IN MOST OF HER INTERVIEWS AS SAYING 'GOD MADE ME PRETTY' IN ARGUMENT AGAINST ANY SUBSTANTIAL COSMETIC CYBERWARE, SILKIE'S AUGMENTATIONS SEEM ENTIRELY RELATED TO COMBAT; DUAL OCCULAR IMPLANTS, MANTIS-STYLE BLADES INSTALLED IN BOTH ARMS, STABALIZERS IN HER HANDS AND SMART-LINKS FOR THE USE OF GUNS, SHE IS HEAVILY AUGMENTED- SIMPLY GOOD AT DISGUISING IT.

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.::. CUTTHROAT & I FEEL BETTER .::. connections.

BETTING ON THE RIGHT HORSE: For any given reason- you found yourself as a contestant on SLAUGHTERHAUS!!! and for a different- or perhaps, that exact reason- you were handed the keys to victory. Silvaine herself has taken a shine to you, maybe your story was appropriately heart-wrenching to break through the cutthroat veneer, maybe you simply displayed a willingness to survive in the face of death she respects- for whatever reason, you're all but promised a victory now, but that doesn't promise a lack of suffering to achieve it- she's told you how to win- her demands are only that you don't disappoint her. can be for a former contestant as well, now grappling with the knowledge their victory was all but ensured and the people who died in your stead were never going to have a chance.

BABY I'M GODLESS: A more involved exes connection than the additional connections, this ex was a former lover in America prior to the Harkers transferring to japan 15 years ago, when Silkie was 21. You assumed the two of you were a match made in heaven- she was beautiful and smart, with a wicked wit and the fire to match, and you thought she only had eyes for you. It's sudden, the declaration she and her bounty hunting partner are moving to Japan for 'bigger takes and better opportunities'- and the mention that she's willing to let you come along- like an afterthought. Things fall apart then and there, or perhaps they limp along once you arrive in Japan- once Silkie and Odd become The Harkers spitting in the face of what you and Silkie had- or at least, what you thought you'd had. If she feels any guilt for breaking your heart, you don't know. She's had security bum rush you every time you tried to ask... until now.

BLACK SWAN: Silkie wanted fame, fortune, and power- and so did you. At first, you were friends but that didn't last long. now enemies competing for the same sponsorships and commercial deals, you've fallen behind in the face of her willingness to play utterly filthy, sabotage and espionage are simply tools she brings to every audition, and even now with the cushy host position of a TV show built exactly for her kind of malicious view of who deserves what, her 'survival of the fittest' perception remains squarely leveled at your head. In her mind, the two of you are competitors, and she's simply bested you more times, and her cruelty is not bad blood, simply what the fame machine calls for- but she's crushed your dreams under a neat, stiletto heel- enough times that revenge is the neon sign lit in the back of your mind.

ADDITIONAL CONNECTIONS

Exes: She's got a thousand of them, and not many are fond of her.

Arms Dealers/Companies: She's your murder doll- taking sponsorships to shill your weapons and put down contestants who 'cheat' with a dolled up smile and your logo on full display.

former friends from her time in America, up until 15 years ago.

Cowboys who would know her and Odd from their time as an active duo of bounty hunters.

Fans: She's famous, after all! and SLAUGHTERHAUS!!! has been around for a solid 9 years, streaming all the carnage you could ask for every tuesday and thursday straight to your waiting eyes~

Family: While she doesn't have any siblings, she could easily have aunts, uncles, cousins, or even her parents present.

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                                 OC as Companion Meme

NAME: Zac

FOUND : In the Cola Cars Arena, near the bumper car display

COMPANION PERK:

RAZE HELL: Zac’s training as a Brotherhood scribe gives him a knowledge of combat tech that goes beyond that of most raiders. Gain a +20% damage bonus with Energy Weapons as well as +15% DR when wearing Power Armor.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: 

CUTTHROAT [default melee weapon]: Customized Disciples blade. Causes additional bleeding damage.

PAINT IT RED [default ranged weapon] : Customized laser rifle. Random chance to cause Bloody Mess effect on critical hits. Increased chance to trigger Bloody Mess if the perk is already active.

I THINK WE SHOULD TRAVEL TOGETHER:

Low Affinity:

“There better be some good loot this time.”

“I guess it beats staying here all day, sitting on my ass – which is fanstastic, mind you.”

“Just try not to burst into tears when I’m rude to one of your little wastelander buddies, yeah?”

“One extra meat shield between me and the ferals. At least I don’t have to pay you.”

Neutral:

“They never stay away for long.”

“What? Got bored without me?”

“Try to keep up.”

“[with some admiration] Still kickin’? [mumb]Guess I owe someone caps now.”

High Affinity:

“Wanna fuck some shit up?”

“I knew you’d miss me.”

“Nothing like taking caps from wasteland losers with you, darlin’.”

“Gotta admit, scramblin’ about the wastes is more fun with you around.”

USE MELEE:

“Showtime.”

“Right in the middle of the action. That’s where the real fun is.”

“Ooh, old school. I like your style.”

“Heh, love the look on their faces when I get to ‘em.”

USE RANGED:

"You think they can’t handle this up close? …Can’t blame ya.”

“Let’s see if I can get some heads popping.”

“At least I won’t have to worry about getting the blood out of my hair.”

“If you insist. But just so you know, I’m prettier up close.”

OPEN INVENTORY:

"Feel free to take some of the heavy junk.”

“Want me to carry some of those heavy, cumbersome caps for you? I’m game.”

“Got a sudden urge to give me your valuables?”

“Time to split the haul.”

IF OVERENCUMBERED:

“Unless you plan on carrying me around bridal style, we’re not gonna be moving anytime soon.”

“This is beyond my paygrade.”

“Look, I like loot as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous.”

“You see a sign around my neck that says ‘PACK MULE’? No? No.”

STAY CLOSE:

“Can’t stay away, huh?”

“You could at least buy me dinner first.”

“I’m not exactly the cuddly type, but I make an exception for people who pay me.”

“Like what you see?”

KEEP DISTANCE:

“I’ll just be over here, keeping an eye out for danger. And caps. But mostly danger.”

“Has it been that long since my last wash? In my defense, have you ever tried finding  a working shower out here? One without Mirelurks?”

“Allright. If something tries to eat you I’ll be sure to cheer you on from aaaaall the way back there. ”

“Just stay within hearing distance so I can find you if you get shot. Or at least get the loot off your corpse. No point in letting it go to waste, right?”

STEALTH:

“[chuckles darkly] Time for a surpriiiiise.”

“They won’t know what hit ‘em. ”

“If some of the good stuff here just so happens to slip into my pocket…well…”

“Do this a lot, your ass is gonna look like it was chiseled from marble. I would know.”

BACKUP:

“Allright.”

“Good, I wasn’t looking for a snuggle either.”

“[flirtatious] Usually they  ask for the opposite.”

“Yep, too close for comfort.”

BE PASSIVE:

“[sneers] Maybe if we ask them real nice they’ll stop shooting us in the face. What d’ya think?”

“Oh, sure. I love… peace and all that shit. Totally.”

"Hey, if you want to pay me for not kicking ass...”

“Do you want me to get some paint for you? You know, for the target on my back?”

BE AGGRESSIVE:

“Oh thank God. No pussyfooting around.”

“That’s the spirit.”

“Gladly.”

“Good to know you get how things work around here. Can’t say that about everyone.”

USE STIMPACK:

“Much better.”

“Good as new.”

“I’m worth more in one piece anyway.”

“Hey, scars are sexy.”

WAIT HERE:

“Allright, but just a head’s up: If you skip the bill I’m breaking your legs. Haha! Just kidding. [snorts] [to himself] Like I’d let you live.”

“[sarcastic] Oh, no, I get to sit back and relax while you verge into some murder cave full of garbage or whatever. I’ll try my best to live through this hardship.”

“If you need me, I’ll be counting the caps we got so far.”

“Don’t have all the fun without me.”

FOLLOW ME:

“Your wish is my…[snorts] Yeah, no, couldn’t say that with a straight face.”

“Partners in crime. Profitable, fabulous crime.”

“I got ya.”

“They’ll shit their pants when they see us two coming.”

DISMISSED:

“Try not to get killed, sweetheart.”

“[joking] Aw, and here I thought we were had something going.”

“Wham, bam, thank you mam, huh? Well, if you want more of this…you know where to find me.”

“Shame. Thought you’d last longer. Maybe next time.”

SEND THEM HOME (FOLLOWER BASE):

[SENT BACK TO NUKA WORLD]

“Hope the next fight in the Arena is better than the last one. Farmboy went out in one go. Snooore.”

“If that Nuka Cola jingle gets stuck in my head again, I’m busting the damn speakers.”

“Back to the land of dreams… if your dreams smell like rotten candy and piss.”

“Maybe it’s time. I swear,  the losers don’t get anything done without me. Can’t tell a circuitboard from their own dicks.”

[SENT TO SETTLEMENT]

“What- there? Just gonna send me to the ass end of the Commonwealth. [huffs] That’s cold.”

“Oh come on, really? Did I piss you off or somethin’?”

“I’m a raider. Raaiiideeer. Sitting on a dirt farm in the middle of nowhere ain’t really my style. Just sayin’.”

“[grumbles] Fine, but if someone tries to make me pick tatos I’m quitting.”

ENEMIES (LONG RANGE - OR COMPLIMENTS ON PLAYER CHARACTER’S CONFIRMED KILL USING A SNIPER RIFLE ON LONG RANGED TARGET)

“Boom!”

“And the crowd goes wild!”

“Natural selection, baby.”

“[laughs mockingly] Come on, were they even trying?”

ENEMIES (CLOSE RANGE)

“Try me, loser.”

“This ain’t my first rodeo!”

“I fucking love my job.”

“Oh this is gonna be fun.”

“I’m calling dibbs on this one!”

“Hell yeah, we like it rough ‘round here!”

ASSISTANCE: helps nobody/helps allies/helps friends and allies

AGGRESSION: aggressive/not aggressive/very aggressive/frenzied

CONFIDENCE: cowardly/cautious/average/brave/foolhardy

LOSE AS COMPANION PERMANENTLY:

Betray Nuka World Raiders:  If  you attack the raiders in Nuka World, Zac instantly becomes hostile.

Giving the Brotherhood of Steel control over the Commonwealth:  Zac will express his disagreement and return to Nuka World, whereupon he becomes unavailable as a follower. If he is later spoken to he will say one of the following lines:

“I said my part. Scram.”

“What, already getting tired of the tin cans? Or did they get tired of you? [huffs] You deserve each other.”

“Sorry, but I’m not looking for a lap dog. Now beat it, Fluffy.”

“Huh, my boots are looking a bit dusty. Care to give ‘em a good lick while you’re here? Or is that service of yours a Brotherhood exclusive?”

Lose too much Affinity: Like most other companions, Zac will leave if his Affinity drops too low.

Affinity raiting can be raised by:

picking locks

choosing aggressive dialogue options

successfully hacking terminals

helping the Nuka World raiders

stealing (does not include pickpocketing)

overloading the spaceship ride during the Nuka World quest: “Trip to the Stars”

killing miscellaneous (non-Nuka World) raider bosses in the Commonwealth (Bosco, Jared, Sparta, etc.)

successful haggling

passing most speech checks

walking around naked

Affinity is lost by:

choosing pacifist dialogue options

failing haggling speech checks

failing intimidation speech checks

helping settlers (cancelled out if payment is received upon completion)

accepting Brotherhood quests (dislike for completing miscellaneous quests, hate for completing main quests)

giving caps to either the Pillars of the Community or the Hubologists

assigning him to farm work when left in a settlement

getting caught in any criminal action

planting brotherhood flags in settlements

giving caps to NPCs (does not include bribery)

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Medic union children

So, the Medic Union has ranks, the rookies (consisting of only Yellow), the Red zones (Consisting of Red, Blu, Violet, Orange, and around 2 others) the next group is the Necros (consisting of White,  and a Pyro), the next rank is the Alcatraz (only Medic in this rank is Pink), then there is the Kaiser, aka Black medic who controls the entire medic union, but White has his own tiny group but Black takes control over his medics half the time because he needs to feel in control. Anyways, Pink tries to kill White a l o t, but White escapes by hiding behind Black medic who wonders what the fuck is going on and looks back at Pink medic who is all like “Oh, it’s nothing! Just playing hide and seek”, and when Black leaves, the cycle continues. Now lemme get the boyos out of the way:

Black medic- Very controlling and dominant, he started the Medic union on the fact the opposing team's Demoman blew half his face off and now has nasty scars all over the left side of his face. He pays little attention to how his fellow medics are doing and constantly ignore White medic's pleas to stop and take a break for him to heal the other medics. He hates Green medic because the Green medic supposedly (betrayed him) while the Green medic saved a scout who was cornered by the Red Medic during a battle between the blu team vs the Medic Union. His main weapon is two large guns which fire white bullets, his special move with the guns is something he calls a "Parasite bullet", after charging up his guns, he fires a white bullet that embeds itself in an opposing teammate, he can play puppet with the teammate till the parasite bullet explodes, killing the puppet with it. Pink medic- He is very sweet and kind when Black medic is around but will turn into Satan once the Kaiser leaves, he has a pet cat which has a camera in its eye and sends it out to check up on the various Medics. His main weapon is an ax that he got from their team's pyro and he cherishes it like no other. He has a very bad relationship with the White medic and has a frenemy relationship with the Black medic. White Medic- He loves to help the other medics with their issues, but depends on the help of others in order to get things done. He brought the Blacc pyro into the medic union by convincing Pink Medic to let the Pyro stay. White Medic longs for a higher rank in the Medic union, but Black medic tends to ignore him and pay attention to Pink medic more, causing some envy between the two. He has the standard medic weapons and heals the Medic union rather than fighting, but just in case, he has a smoke bomb to get away from potential threats. After Black medic beat up the Green medic, he patched him up and allowed him to switch to the White medic's group instead of staying in Black's care.

Black pyro- Very quiet, loves setting off bombs with the Orange medic. He prefers Pink Medic over White medic but doesn’t love White any less. Pink only acts nice to him because he doesn’t want to piss off Black and lose the leader’s trust. Pyro likes to mess around with the other medics by playing games, such as find the hand, hide and seek, or freeze tag, with Blu’s mines. Doesn’t do a lot but helps find hiding spies within the ranks.

Violet Medic- Known as the spider or Grim Reaper, he is a valuable member to the Medic Union, being able to steal info, however, like the spy, he can disappear but it takes longer to get his ability to work. His main weapon is a scythe and carries around extras in case something breaks his own scythe (a total of 8 scythes). He is very cocky and clever and hates the spy. He has an old watch that he stole from the spy that is around 6 years old so that’s why it takes so long to get it to work and it will shut off at random times, not helping him any better.

Green Medic- He once dealt with poison but got eliminated by Black for failing the Medic Union when Green rebelled against Black’s orders. White patched him up, but his eyes are permanently pitch black and hypersensitive to sunlight so he wears bandages around them.

Orange Medic- He mostly deals with fire and explosives. He is also a valuable member of the Medic Union. He will set off random fires and his main weapon is an explosive he calls “Explosive X” which has a rather wide range and lowers the player's health down to half. He will set off fireworks every day with their pyro and is really ExPlOsIvE usually being ticked off easily.

Blu Medic- He uses mine like objects that release a blue gas that can freeze the player for around half a minute. He is valuable to the Medic Union. He argues with the red medic a lot, causing the mission to be slowed by their long arguments about little things like who stole whose coffee. He is very cold and wears a classic medic mask so he won't be affected, he alerts the other medics in the area when he's setting off one of his mines so they can put on their color chosen masks and continue fighting. His side weapon is an ice pick but rarely uses it when the other medics are there to help.

Red Medic- Known commonly as “The Scout Catcher” he has a whip with a bonesaw attached at the end that he throws at running scouts or anybody else to cut their legs off and then chop off their heads. Unlike Blu Medic, he isn’t very civil, usually never giving warnings and being straight up cutthroat to anyone who dares to try and reason with him. 

Maroon medic- A parallel to scout, he wields a baseball bat despite not ever playing baseball. Most of the time he aims for prized kills to impress Black and go up a rank. His personality is very loud but he can be very serious whenever he feels awful, like Red medic he doesn’t experience a large variety of emotions, only experiencing sadistic joy, anger, and overwhelming sadness.

Silver medic- Wears a scarf around his mouth and neck, usually smokes a cigar when he doesn’t wear it. He is the Medic union’s version of Sniper, his best friend is Gold medic, and he acts like a seeing eye dog to Green. He is very calm and understanding, and will usually try to cheer up White whenever Black goes on a long bender of cursing White out. His main weapon is a sniper rifle that has the words “Long Live the Silver reign” carved on the side.

Gold medic- Silver’s best friend. He is very loud and eccentric but will remain quiet and charming when Silver isn’t in the mood for fun. He wears large gold mechanical wings and is the equivalent to soldier, usually wearing his prized rocket launcher like a medal. He tries to aim for Snipers and Scouts, feeling proud whenever he gets a kill. (Also says really stupid shit late at night)

Yellow medic- He was the Gold medic of the Black’s group till he revolted and then was convinced by Pink to kill himself. He was like a brother to Green, but sadly lost his brother to White’s group due to the violent attack on him. Yellow struggled with depression and separation anxiety till he started revolting, gaining the trust of Blu, Silver, Violet, and Maroon before being shut down by Pink in the midst of one of his breakdowns and then killing himself with an overdose of painkillers.

Aaaaa I’ll draw my boys later but for now take em, Yellow actually used to be major before he was replaced by Maroon, but yeah. Hope you enjoy these kiddos! I can draw a few of em, got a lotta art of Black, Blu, and Red! I was also heavily inspired by Bindyboo’s medics and they started out as that but it got more advanced and complicated as I went on with their stories sooooo this is going to be the final product for nowwwwww