#it's not like Philippa Gregory it's not WEIRD SICKO porn!!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nostalgia-tblr · 9 months

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Between the Sylki Arranged Marriage AU and the Sylki Adultery AU and the thing I wrote for Sifki Week I feel like you and I are seeing into the parallel timeline where I am a successful yet reclusive author of filthy historical novels where the words "manhood" and "seed" get used more than they should (i.e. more than never) BUT the underwear that's being cast off in a lust-filled frenzy would be mostly accurate, and I'd be avoiding Goodreads in case I found out that this was not the secret behind the sales of what the supermarket book aisles advertise as "like Alison Weir but the characters fuck at least once every three chapters."

#it's not like Philippa Gregory it's not WEIRD SICKO porn!!!!#i feel like i still chainsmoke in that reality so that's another reason it's good that we live in this one instead #anyway i do feel like this is what Kenneth Brannagh wanted when he directed the first Thor movie (lol not over that yet)#and also whoever it was that wrote the script where everyone talks like they're in one of them novels about Tudor queens #(i read about the regnant queens AND the consort ones i'm not a snob and i can appreciate ambitious seduction from a woman)#(or even a man that's why i have a partly-written grandmaster/loki fic inspired by the exploits of anne boleyn in my google docs)#(...shut up)

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