#it's not on your to decide who the True Eddie is LMFAO

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Lmaoooooo if your entire blog is dedicated to defending someone else's book rn please go touch grass 😂😂 make something of your own just for gods sake stop wasting all your time on the savior complex for a writer who couldn't give two shits about your opinion or mine

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Could I request rockstar Eddie x female reader having reunion sex after Eddie gets home from tour?

Eyes for only you

Paring | Rockstar Eddie x fem reader

Summary | Eddie’s band Corroded Coffin takes off just after graduation, after being on tour for just a little while too long, your mind starts to wonder if all the stories of what groupies are like on the road are actually true, when Eddie returns, what should have been a happy reunion, takes a heated turn.

Warnings & expectations | Jealous reader, cocky Eddie, angry sex, Smut 18 + (minors I rebuke you), choking, p in v unnprotected, f & m oral, face fucking - let me know if I missed any.

Word count | 5.8 k

Authors Note | I unfortunately, have been upped on pain meds, so please forgive me for how long this took & if this isn’t up to my usual standard / or if there is mistakes. Major thankyou to @corrodedcorpsess for getting me through this one, & who I am sure will find all of my proof read mistakes (I am posting this now - naughty - because I’m about to fall back asleep) - yes I HC Dustin’s mom & uncle Wayne getting together in this cause I think it’s cute af, & the band names are historically correct cause I did research lmfao

Thanks for sending this in anon & being patient with me, this turned out quite long and took a different path than I intended, regardless I hope you like it! I just went with the flow 🖤

As always, any & all comments/reblogs are most appreciated - Love, P. x 🌿

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It was hard on days like this, to ignore the guilt of wishing Corroded Coffin had never been discovered and plummeted into the scrutinised world of music, laid bare for everyone’s prying eyes.

Especially with the scantily clad bodies of the groupies that swelled around you now, craning their necks over each other as they swung their glitter covered signs in the air.

Eddie would hate them. All the bright colours and curly writing. Although you couldn’t decide how he would react to what the words actually said, and how they described what the fawning groupies wanted to do to him. You swallowed the hard lump in your throat to banish the thought.

Someone’s sharp elbow nailed the side of your ribs. “Hey come on now, smile. You know he hates coming back here. He only does it for you.”

You scowled at a very grown up Dustin, especially since he was taller than you now, still seeing that hint of his baby face that you’d played DnD with throughout all of high school. Since you’d graduated, and of course Eddie and the others had taken off around the country on tour for the past eighteen months, the club was a complete set of new faces now, with a different dungeon master.

“Gee kid, thanks for making me feel better.” You rolled your eyes, staring at the dice set he rolled between his fingers, you’d never seen him without them since Eddie handed on the battton of responsibility.

“That’s not what I meant.” Dustin nodded at the pressed in bodies around you as they rushed to the hotel curb side, you clamped down on your ears as their head splitting shrieks erupted around you, cardboard crinkling in the air as they shook their signs at Eddie’s metal tour bus turning the corner.

“I know this stuff bothers you.” He conceded softly, his eyes prying your face for your reaction.

“I just can’t help but think about how much worse it is in bigger cities.” With hotter girls, you added on silently.

“Hey.” He snapped jokingly but still loud enough for you to turn your head to him, the driver of the bus hit the breaks a little too hard as the groupies rushed around the front of it dangerously, the buses breaks squealing as it came to a standstill. Dustin clicked his fingers to grab your attention back.

“I’m the one who had to sit through my entire freshman year listening to Eddie’s constant pining over you. Do you think she’s into DnD? Should I ask her? She was reading lord of the rings the other day, maybe I should make a reference?”

You smiled at Dustin impeccable impression of Eddie’s whiny voice. The gruff noises of security rushed forward as they formed a barrier around the door, shoving the intrusive hands back to create space. The ragged faces of security looked exactly how you felt.

“He’s only ever had eyes for you.” Dustin’s words were a little drowned out, but entirely right. Because as soon as the door creaked back with a puff of air, Eddie was at the lip of the steps, his favourite guitar strapped to his back as he swung his glare through the crowd, finding your welcoming eyes in an instant.

His face spilt into the eye crinkling grin that was plastered on posters across the county, causing your face to break into a defeated smile, it was like your body knew he was near and had fallen into that sleepy safe mode that only he could bring out in you, even with the alarming energy of the buzzing girls that suffocated the air around you.

You watched with a tight jaw as he raced through the makeshift walkway that security hurled him through, keeping a tight hold around his waist as he kept his eyes on you, ignoring the desperate claws that reached out to try and get a touch of the Eddie Munson

“Make way.” The two station guards that had kept you and Dustin away from the crowd, quickly unlocked the glass doors behind you as they ushered you inside.

You barely plastered a forced smile on your face and got brief a chance to take in Garreth’s and Jeff’s expression - they were straggling behind Eddie and didn’t seem to mind all the female attention - before Eddie’s wide chest smacked you in the face, his large hands digging into the backs of your thighs as he swung you up in the air and laced you around him.

You tugged his messy bun loose to let his curls flow around his shoulders, just they way you liked them as you let him devour you in a thousand kisses.

Your squeals of delight and his heavy grunts of sweet nothings in your ear demolished everything else in the small room that crowded almost instantly, you didn’t notice the deafening screams of fans turn almost silent as the doors locked with a click and dark curtains were drawn across them.

Someone annoyed cleared their throat as Eddie’s sweet lips finally encased yours, tasting like tobacco with just the slightest hint of whiskey.

You pulled back accusingly, glaring at him as you twisted the stray hairs at the back of his neck while the corners of his mouth turned up cheekily.

“Celebrating?” You scoffed teasingly as you licked the taste of him across your lips. Eddie’s arm tightened around your waist, holding you pressed against his core still in mid air as he tugged his guitar strap over his head.

“It helped pass the time, it’s a long drive from Florida, and I fucking missed you.” He grinned, burying his face against your neck as you laughed and slid from his grip, Eddie bent down to lower you softly to the floor as Dustin forced his way between you two.

“Missed you guys.” He grunted as they smacked each other on the backs in a violent-masculine- sort of way.

“You’ve grown Henderson.” Eddie whistled appreciatively, gripping his shoulder as he stepped back as if it get a better look at him.

“That’s what happens when you’re only supposed to be gone for a few weeks and turn up a year and a half later.” Eddie had the grace to look ashamed as he glanced sideways at you, not missing your fallen smile.

“Yeah I’m sorry I missed the wedding step-bro.” He grinned, knowing exactly how to taunt at Dustin to get a reaction.

“Step cousin-“ He screeched as you laughed, brushing away non-existent dust from Eddie’s shoulders, just for an excuse to hold him

“Did they like my gift?” He smiled at you, circling his arm around your waist to pull you in tight. You were glad he still felt the same, with his intoxicating scent that was singular to only him and wearing his thread bare leather jacket he’d had throughout all of school. No matter what happened on the road and no matter how famous he and the band grew, he was still your Eddie.

“They’ve just finished moving everything in. Mrs Munson is running around to cook you your favourites, Wayne’s there to keep her sane.” You smiled at the way Eddie’s eyes lighted up at the mention of his uncle, thinking back to his reaction when you’d told him over the phone that those two had finally succumbed to the inevitable chemistry. They’d grown close after each cup of tea that Wayne sought out after Eddie took off, from the way he’d closed his eyes when Dustin would come in rambling excitedly about his new campaign idea when he took over as Dungeon Master, it seemed like he was hearing Eddie’s words flow through him. As much as you denied it, you’d missed Eddie so much it physically hurt, and you’d hung onto Dustin as much as high school and your work schedule would allow to fill the void he’d left behind.

“Been taking care of all of the little sheepies? What are you gonna do when you graduate-“ Eddie smirked at Dustin, gesturing at his old dice set clamped between his prodigy’s fingers. You slipped out of his grip as their conversation turned towards old epic Hellfire nights.

“S’good to see you guys.” You murmured as you pulled your old DnD club members into a group hug, holding your breath as the stench of sweat and alcohol washed over you. They didn’t feel as familiar, and you pulled back with a questioning look as you searched their faces. You couldn’t pin point the slight change from where they’d turned from your nerdy friends into confident men, but it was there.

Your stomach curled as you pictured the reason why, your thoughts drifting to the masses of fan crazed girls with their bra’s hanging from their wrists, just outside those locked doors. Suddenly peering back over your shoulder at Eddie to see if he had the same distinguishable confidence.

You spied the rough jackets and frayed jeans of the unfamiliar men over Garreth’s mounds of fluffy hair, recognition curling in your stomach.

“You guys are The Rose right?” You smiled out of curtesy, not remembering Eddie telling you he was coming home with extra band mates but a memory of their faces on some of the posters he’d sent you, tugged at you.

“Actually, we go by Purgatory now.” The one closest to you on the end of the lounge grinned as he looked you up and down, slight recognition flaring in his own eyes.

“I’m kinda diggin Iced Earth.” The hairy man next to him grunted as he pulled a wrinkled pack of cigarettes from his pockets.

“These guys are the reason I’m home late honey.” Eddie joked as he moved beside you in silence, his long fingers dug into your hip bone as he pulled you into him protectively, something harsh simmering beneath his false smile as he glared at the group of men. He noticed your concerned look and tried to brush it off before anyone else realised.

“Since we’re in a cover band saturated market, Gavin suggested we start networking across the region and start booking shows for our bands as well as bringing acts from other cities. It took off really well and there were shows every other week.” You glanced at the important looking man clad in the tailored black suit, arguing madly with someone on the phone as he paced the hotel’s empty lobby.

“Right…” you drawled, wanting to be a supportive girlfriend but the way Eddie’s finger tips slipped beneath the band of your jeans, almost absentmindedly tracing your sensitive skin, had derailed your train of thought completely.

“Yeah we wanted to keep going, but Eddie insisted on going home first.” The angrier looking man in the group of strangers spoke up for the first time, picking his finger nail as he glanced at you accusingly.

“Insisted? He practically drove the goddamn bus here. I’m Gene by the way sweetheart, lead vocalist.” The puff of smoke blew towards your face as the hairy man lent forward to cup your hand in both of his, winking as he pulled back and shot Eddie a knowing smirk.

“Alright alright, enough.” Eddie sighed, swinging his hips back and forth as he subtly tugged you away.

“Here.” A handful of shiny black hotel keys were shoved under your nose as the band mates reached for their own, waving off the list of rules that their manger rattled off at top speed.

Eddie’s hands were definitely tugging you away with urgency now, slight panic flaring in his eyes.

“Well.” Gene grunted as he rose from the sofa seats, squishing his cigarette in the glass ashtray beside it as he squared his shoulders and faced you with a grin. “I’m gonna go see what beauties out there want the back stage experience.” His words confirmed your worst fears and made your stomach sink.

You weren’t an idiot, and you’d heard all the stories about what happened on ‘the road’ and that sometimes men thought with their dicks over their heads. But Eddie had promised, even if eighteen months was a long time and his phone calls had grown shorter.

“Those were the days, huh Eddie?” Eddie’s fingers flexed in your rigid hand as the skinny band mate who looked perpetually angry clapped Eddie on the shoulder, shooting him a nasty grin as he scowled down his nose at you, like you’d personally ruined his Christmas.

Eddie stiffened beside you as you turned into ice, practically hearing the clogs turning in your head as you tried to swallow the bile in your throat.

“Eddie remember, two days-“ Their manager reached out a pale hand to try and stop Eddie as he rushed towards the glass elevators, your movements were robotic as you let him pull you with him.

“Yeah yeah yeah I know.” He snapped over his shoulder, his thin patience withering as he smashed the button with his thumb.

“What about dinner? My mom-“ Dustin broke away from Garreth to catch Eddie’s elbow just as the elevator dinged.

“I’m sure she’ll forgive me. And I promise to visit them bright and early tomorrow, thanks for coming to see me kid.” Eddie’s tone was final as he shook him off, his palm burned into your lower back through your shirt as he guided you into the lift.

“I’ll catch up with you guys later.” Eddie nodded towards the closing doors, sliding closer to you as a sarcastic “Yeah if you ever resurface” was muttered and met by bouts of laughter.

Eddie laced his rough fingers through yours instantly, crushing you to his chest as he pressed his face into your hair and shuddered.

“I missed your smell. You haven’t changed much. That’s good, you’re perfect.” He waited for you to laugh with him, and squeezed your shoulder to pull back when he was met with stony silence.

“You’re quiet.” He murmured, smoothing out the crease between your brows as he caught his tongue between his lips.

“Yeah.” You replied lamely, from this angle you could see how long his lashes were, and how his dark eyes still caught the glint of every light. You could feel his original guitar pic necklace hidden beneath his expensive shirt, under the heavy chains that adorned his soft neck.

Suddenly you wanted to cry. He was so beautiful it hurt, the sort of beauty you kept hidden away from the filthiness of the world.

And he’d been parading it around the country for almost two years.

“What’s wrong.” His voice was gentle now that that the two of you were alone, falling back into the familiarity of your innocent high school years.

When Corroded Coffin had really taken off just a few months after graduation, it hadn’t been so hard. Each tour was only a few weeks, and a few weeks wasn’t that big of a wait. You’d fuck him nine ways to Sunday as soon as he got home anyway, to make up for it.

But hearing the others he’s toured with speak so freely about it? Right in front of you no less in such causal remarks, and the way Eddie had tensed while he waited for your reaction.

The insecurities and horrid nightmares bubbled back to the surface in seconds, thoughts that you’d tried to squish had run rampant each day that brought you closer to Eddie’s return.

The dark hotel door room swung back with a groan as you strode straight through it, brushing by Eddie’s chest as he held it open for you questioningly. He let you stew silently as he wandered around flicking on lights in the overtly decorated suit, the evening sun glistened on the crowded sidewalk, still filled with screaming groupies. From this height but hidden by the one way tinted windows, you could see the line stretched around the whole block.

“This wasn’t exactly-“ Eddie shrugged out of his jacket as your anger finally reached a boiling point. Mixed with the guilt of ruining his home-coming because of your damn insecurities and suspicions, your tone was harsh and dripped with venom.

“Two years is a long time to wait.” You spat, rounding on him as he froze.

“…. I know, I am sorry but things just kept getting extended because they’re going so well-“ He held his hands up between you with a small smile, heading down the wrong path as to why you were upset and trying to diffuse your sudden anger.

Your heart ached, all that your sweet boy wanted to do was tell you about his dreams finally coming into fruition, and you couldn’t stop being a bitch because all you could imagine was his strong hands sliding over someone else’s skin.

“- For sex.” You cut him off, clenching your jaw as you tightened your arms across your chest, your frayed nerves taught enough to snap as you waited for the unbearable truth to explode between you.

Eddie laughed.

“You think that’s funny Munson?” You hissed, staring between his crinkled eyes as he doubled over.

“I think it’s funny that I’m right.” He let out a deep sigh as he straightened up and wiped the smirk off the corner of his mouth, licking his lips as his ran his eyes up and down your body.

“What?” You covered your chest spitefully, hiding your hardened nipples away from his eyes. He didn’t deserve them until he explained himself.

“That’s why I didn’t really want you near those guys. They’re pretty uhh… wild.” Eddie scratched the back of neck as he shrugged, taking a few steps towards you.

“You’re telling me you never gave some desperate groupie the ‘back stage experience’?” You thought back to the other band mates words, and how pointed and obvious they felt.

“No, they’re just jerks that are mad I wanted to come home to my beautiful girlfriend. What do I have to do to make you believe me?” Eddie crossed the last few feet to tear your arms away from your body, pinning them to your sides. You couldn’t help but feel your resistance slipping away from his warm touch, your anger dimming as he hovered over with a smirk, knowing he’d won you over.

“Two years on the road, with all these girls throwing themselves at you, and you, Gareth and Jeff never caved once?” You scoffed, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, I didn’t.” He sucked in against his teeth as he lifted his head back, scrutinising the paneling in the ceiling with an innocent expression while you muddled over his words.

First of all, gross. You couldn’t and didn’t want to imagine your nerdy DnD friends and club members, being lady killers. But they didn’t have girlfriends to come home to so you couldn’t really judge, and a lot could change in two years. Although, apparently not the way Eddie felt about you.

You tried to bite back the smile as he pinned you against the glass window with his body, every contour of his was pressed flush against yours, and his hard boner was rubbing against your thigh painfully.

“You’re cute when you’re jealous.” Eddie trapped your jaw between his skilled fingers, his skin smelling like smoke as he tilted your head to suckle at your exposed neck. Eddie’s mouth curved into a smirk as his teeth grazed your skin and you shuddered, grabbing onto his arm to keep you upright.

“I’m not jealous I’m pissed. Because now I’m the jerk for ruining this.” Shame washed over you, and your anger flipped around, facing in the other direction now that you realised how foolish you’d been. Eddie sighed your name against the soft dip between your neck and shoulder, like he could read your mind and wanted to rub it in.

“My hand and just the thought of you was a thousand times better than anything any of them could have given me.” His fist banged against the glass next to your head, biting at your ear. Your knees caved at the dirty thought of Eddie stroking his cock while he pumped away at the thought of you. How after so many years of being together, and leaving no sexual path undiscovered, did the mere touch of him still drive you crazy?

“You’re still mad.” He scoffed, moving his hand to your hip as he gripped them painfully, forcing you to gasp as he pinched your chin tighter.

“I’m trying not to be.” You spluttered, bitting down on your lip as he bent his face down to yours with a dangerous smile.

“I can help with that.”

Eddie’s hands fell to the zipper on your jeans as he tugged your core towards his, devouring your lips as he ripped them down your thighs in seconds.

“These are new.” Eddie dropped to his knees as your bare ass pressed up against cold glass.

“I brought them for you.” You gasped as your hands moved to tangle in his curly hair, pulling on them as his eyes traced over the lacy blue panties, leaving little to the imagination.

“For me?” He groaned disbelievingly, glancing up at you through his crossed brow.

“Now who’s the jealous one Eddie?” You laughed, shivering as you held onto the thin veil of resilience his tongue was about to fuck out of you.

“Shut up.” He grinned, pressing his nose against your cunt as he inhaled deeply and pressed his hands into your sides, pulling you further into his face.

“Eddie… no, this is supposed to be about you.” Your protest was weak to your own ears, as much as you loved to please him, you loved the feeling of his mouth on your clit a lot more. He grinned up at you as you grinded down onto his nose, calling you out on your lie.

“After two years, I’m not going to be able to last more than five seconds inside this pretty pussy.” With that, Eddie’s fingers pinched your skin as he pulled away the fabric from your drenched cunt, swirling his tongue around your hot clit as you shuddered and arched above him, using your grip in his hair to move his face against you.

Pain shot through your head as you slammed it back against the glass but you didn’t care, moaning as Eddie’s strong tongue licked a long strip from your dripping hole all the way to your throbbing bud, trapping it between his teeth as you swore and curled over his head. Eddie’s large hands pinned your hips back against the window, keeping you in place as you thrashed madly against him. Your grip turned to stone in his hair and you weren’t sure if you were pulling him away because the feeling of his mouth biting and licking and sucking at your wet folds, was enough to make you cry, or if you were pulling him closer because grinding down on the hard bridge of his nose was enough to make you come right there and then.

Eddie pulled away from you suddenly as he shot to his feet, circling the sides of your head as his tongue assaulted your mouth, pressing in to each corner as he swirled around the taste of you.

“I’ve fucking missed that taste, pretty girl.” He let you breathe for a second as he watched you fumble with his belt, smiling at your whispered swearing to get it undone.

Eddie’s hot finger tips reached for the hem of your shirt, pausing with wide eyes just as he tugged it over you.

“Surprise.” You licked your lip before biting down on it, cupping the soft under side of your boobs as your thumbs pressed at the metal bars piercing both nipples.

They’d hurt like a bitch, but God Eddie’s reaction was so worth it.

“Holy fuck.” His rough hand replaced yours as the other one moved back to between your thigh, stealing a gasping moan from your lips as he traced his fingertip over your sensitive clit, ignoring the way you melted in his hands as his eyes flickered between the piercings that definitely weren’t there the last time.

“So fucking hot.” It was like the sight drove him insane, he already wasn’t being gentle with you but as his sharp teeth encircled around the bar, sucking at the soft skin before biting the errect tip of your nipple, he forgo all control.

Eddie’s hand disappeared from between your cunt, ignoring your moan of defiance as he spun your hips around, slamming you back against the window as he pressed in behind you, the clinking sound of metal coming apart before you felt the wet tip of his cock pressing against your ass.

You could still see the crowd of giggling girls beneath your naked body, in that moment you wouldn’t have even cared if the glass wasn’t tinted.

Sharp pain shot through your skull as Eddie wrapped his hand in your hand, tugging your head back until your tits were on full display, bouncing freely as he aimed himself up against your entrance, bowing your hips back to him until the arch was almost painful.

You could see the reflect of Eddie’s straining arms beneath his shirt, the reverent look on his face as his raging cock found your hole.

Eddie pushed his hips forward as you gasped out in pain, the size of him stretching you out with a burn as he filled you up, tears sprung to your eyes as your hands curled against the cold window.

“Fuck, I swear you’re even tighter.” He groaned as he dived further into you, reaching around with his free hand to rub your nipples between his fingers while his other kept your hair in a tight fist.

Either you were tighter or he’d grown even fucking bigger because you hadn’t felt this type of pleasurable pain since you first took his thick size, Eddie’s groans were sending you delirious as you let out breathless gasps, relishing in the stinging feeling as his skin slapped against yours.

“Look.” He demanded, tugging your head back harsher until your eyes opened with a snap. The window pane was clouding from the heat of your bodies as his hips bucked faster into yours, but you could still see the crowds he nodded at.

“They all wish they were you. They want my cock, but it’s all for you baby. I’ve waited two fucking years for this sweet pussy, you gonna stop being a bitch and give it to me?”

His round eyes met yours in the reflection, love and adoration flaring in them so you knew what he really meant. That tight coil in your belly lurched as he hit that good spot inside of you, earning a cry as your shaky fingers moved to your clit, no where near as good as Eddie’s but enough to bring you close to the burning edge.

“Look at you.” He grunted lustfully, releasing your hair as his hand snaked around your neck, crushing the sides of it until you were high on lack of air. Your eyes met his in the reflective glass, watching your tits bounce up and down with each plunge of Eddie’s long cock into your cunt, your face was red and formed in a state of pleasure.

He was glorious, and your eyes went blurry from the tears the feeling of him brought to your eyes. Eddie wrenched himself from you with a gasp, catching you as you slid to your knees, moving you to the couch in an instant.

“I need to see you.” He explained before pining you to the velvety cushions and crushing you with his weight. Eddie groaned into your skin as you begged for him, his cock slipping between the slick dripping from your cunt before he buried himself back in you. Your nails dragged at his shirt before Eddie tore it over his head in frustration, shivering against you as your fingers left red marks behind on his soft skin. His hair was everywhere between you as it shrouded you from light, enveloping you both in a silent dome of nothing but the euphoric feelings Eddie’s hips were thrusting into yours.

The beams in the couch dug into your back painfully as Eddie pounded away, his rings bit into your skin as he wrapped your legs around his hips, grinding his pelvis into yours with a smirk because he knew you loved it, until he noticed your grimace.

“I’m okay.” You shook your head, planting desperate kisses along his panting skin as you rolled your hips against his length inside of you.

“Bed.” Eddie grunted, always wanting you to be comfortably not matter how rough or angry the sex was. He pulled you to your feet over his lap, spinning you around as he slapped your ass and pressed a kiss to it, biting down on the soft flesh until you squealed and slipped from his grasp.

Eddie sat back in the couch as he watched your beautiful form crawl across the covers, turning back to face him on your knees with a pout as he admired you.

Eddie kicked off his jeans, leaving him completely naked while he stroked his glistening cock and threw his other arm over the back of the couch, running his thumb over the dripping head of his cock as he tilted his face to the side, biting down on his lip as you smiled at him.

“I fucking missed you.” He laughed as you curled two fingers at him, twirling your nipples with your free hand as you gasped from the pain.

“I’m still mad.” You taunted, a devious idea coming to you.

“Still?” He sighed with a smile, rolling his head back on his shoulders as his ring clad fingers tightened around his cock, collecting the slick from you cunt as his ran it up and down.

You flipped onto your back, scooting down the edge of the bed until your neck was hanging off it, watching Eddie innocently as his smile widened. You brought your knees to your chest as your hand darted between them, rubbing harsh circles on your clit as you pinched your nipples with your free hand, smirking as Eddie sprung up from the couch towards you. His cock hung heavy and wet just mere inches from you, the heady scent of his musk and your combined sweat was dripping from him as you reached out to cup his balls.

“Still.” You grinned. “So fuck it out of me.”

Eddie’s hand gripped under your jaw to tilt your head back, sliding his choking length down your throat as you gagged, Eddie moaned at the sight as he traced the outline of his bulging cock through the soft skin of your exposed throat, before moving down between your thighs to smack your hand away and give you what you needed.

Eddie’s thick tuft of pubes blinded you as he fucked your face, every single sensation and nerve ending exploded into over drive as his deft fingers slid deep inside you and curled, keeping the pad of his thumb on your clit until you were shaking and crying on the bed beneath him. The coil snapped easily as your orgasm floored you, drenching his fingers as you moaned around his cock, gripping the sheets beside you as you arched off the bed.

Eddie pulled himself from you, strings of spit dripping from his cock as he slid into the bed next to you, shaking from his own pleasure as he pulled you onto his lap on top of the sheets.

Eddie held you steady as you slid down easily onto him, more than enough wetness from your mouth and your cunt to ride him. Your ears were ringing and your eyes rolled back into your head as gripped the back of his hair. Eddie’s eyes were heavy and blown wide, watching you bounce up and down on his cock like you were a creature sent straight to hell just to corrupt him. If his throbbing cock didn’t send you into your second hazy orgasm, just the mere sight of him would have. He didn’t last long, only a few roles of your hips before Eddie’s mouth clamped down against your chest and you both froze into each other, shuddering with held breaths as waves of pleasure rocked you both and then crumbled into moans and whimpers. You felt Eddie’s hot cum pooling between your thighs, but you were both too fucked out to do anything but laugh as he encased your lips in a soft kiss between sweaty strands of hair, pressing his warm hands against your naked back to pin you to him.

Eddie’s hips bucked up into yours accidentally and you both groaned from the over sensitivity. “I missed you.”

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You were still sitting on Eddie, like on him. His soft length was still inside of you, your wetness and his come swirled between your folds that were pressed against his hips.

Neither of you cared, and had missed the feeling of each other too much to move an inch right now. Your cheeks hurt from smiling, listening to Eddie tell you every single detail of his trip, down to the way things smelled to what the tour bus driver wore.

“It was incredible, our crowds gone from four drunks to thousands of people. Gavin says it’s only going to get bigger from here.” His excited hands fluttered to your sides as he noticed your smile drop, his own wide and goofy grin slipping.

“I can‘t do this again.” You murmured as tears spring to your eyes, hating that you weren’t strong enough to tell him to go, you’d never seen him so happy.

“Neither can I. They’re going to have to drag me out of this bed.” Eddie’s fingers traced light patterns up and down your naked back and with a genuine smile as guilt shot through you.

You shook your head as you swallowed, forcing the words that didn’t want to come out, “I’m not asking you to give up your dreams. I can’t.”

“I’m not. Come with me.” Eddie shrugged as he let the words fall so casually.

“Seriously?” The corners of your lips quirked without permission, the warm fleeting images of a life you’d never considered, flashed between you.

“Of course, the guys have their groupies. I want mine.”

The way your bodies were interlocked did dangerous things as he laughed at your expression.

“Now that you’ve got that out of your system.” He grinned, tapping the sides of your thighs with a delectable grin. “Can I make sweet, soft love to my girlfriend now?”

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[thenukacolachallenge]

The Handcuffs

Rating: idk lmao???? nothing really terrible in this one lol. PG13. sure. we’ll go with that

Words: 1271(SO MUCH FOR THIS BEING A DRABBLE LMFAO)

Warnings: explicit language, mentions of illegal activities(underage drinking, vandalism, breaking and entering)

Pairings: hints of Eddee(Eddie Munson x my OC, Dee Davis), though they’re not a couple yet in this fic

Summary: The real story of how Eddie Munson ended up with those handcuffs in his room. Also, his middle name is James. Because I said so. He has the Whitest White Boy name in the whole world.

Tags: @roofgeese​, @neonneurons​, @chadillacboseman​, @xsanguinisdulcex​ (pls lmk if you’d like to be included or excluded in my taglist!)

The incessant ringing of the doorbell was the first noise Dee Davis heard as she regained consciousness from slumber. She glanced around her room, bleary-eyed, only to see that it was still completely dark out. She made her way down the stairs and towards the front door, and she glanced at the clock in the kitchen as she passed. 

1:43 in the morning. There was only one person she knew who'd be this damned insistent upon waking her at this hour.

She opened the door, and sure enough, Eddie Munson, her best friend, stood there, a Cheshire cat's grin spread across his face. His hands were folded behind his back, and his elbow leaned against the wall of her house, next to the doorbell.

"Munson, it's almost two in the morning, ‘the fuck do you want?" Dee mumbled, rubbing her eyes as she spoke.

"We-elll," he replied in a near singsong tone, his grin spreading somehow even wider, "I may need your assistance with something. It's very important."

"It really can't wait until morning?"

"Afraid it can't, Davis," he responded, turning on his heel with a bit of a dramatic flourish. Dee's eyes widened as she eyed the handcuffs around his wrists, pinning his arms behind his back. All the sleepiness drained from her in an instant.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" she hissed through gritted teeth, yanking him into the house by the arm as he let out a surprised yelp. Her eyes darted around as she gave a cursory glance outside to make sure nobody was watching, as she closed the door and turned to face the metalhead, who was now cackling. "You got arrested and decided to come here, of all places? Are you trying to get me in trouble too, you ass?"

"Hey, I made sure Powell lost me before I headed over," Eddie protested as he let her lead him to the living room. She shoved him down onto the couch, a touch harder than was necessary. "Heard him say so over the comms before I made my way here. I just need help getting out of these-" he jingled the cuffs, "-and I'll be out of your hair. Promise."

Dee rubbed her temples, letting out a loud, affected sigh. "We both know that's not true, Munson. You can't go home if Powell's looking for you. I know he won't bother your uncle, but Wayne won't be home for another few hours, so if you go back there now, you're a sitting duck for him. Let me go grab my lockpicking kit, and you can crash in the basement for the night. You idiot."

Eddie's grin grew the widest she’d ever seen, dark brown eyes shining in the darkness of the living room. "You're the best, Davis," he called to her as she ran up the stairs to her room. "Don't tell Gareth I said that, though."

"Oh, I'm absolutely telling him," she called back to Eddie as she disappeared up the stairs. He let out a single, loud cackle in response.

Dee came back down only a few minutes later, a small black bag in one hand and a change of clothes from her brother's room in the other. Eddie was relaxed on the couch, leaning back as far as he could comfortably with the cuffs on, legs spread wide. His face lifted into an amused grin once more as he saw her, and despite her annoyance, she couldn't help but flash a small smile back at him, though she also rolled her eyes. She flipped the light on before sitting next to him on the couch, and he adjusted himself so his hands were facing toward her. She unzipped the bag, fishing a pair of metal tools out of it, and began to fiddle with the lock of the cuffs, making sure to not twist his arms or hands too far out of his range of motion as she worked.

"What did Powell even get you for, anyway?" Dee asked, pushing his metal bracelet out of the way of the cuff, trying not to think about how close her hands were to his.

"Oh, you know, the usual," he responded, still sounding more playful than anything else. "May have been getting drunk and adding some art to the old Hammond diner, and Powell didn't approve of my improvements to the decor."

"You got caught breaking and entering, trespassing, underage drinking, AND vandalizing?" Dee asked, incredulous, pausing her work for a moment. "Edward James Munson, you are a certified dumbass. Do you know how lucky you are that you managed to get away?"

"Oof, not the full name. I have truly shamed you, huh?" He glanced back at her, giving an exaggerated and dramatic pout. She grabbed him by the chin and forcefully moved his head forward once more, mumbling something about him moving too much. She didn't see the huge smile he sported and the blush that tinged his cheeks and the tips of his ears, as her fingers grazed his cheek.

"You're also lucky as all hell that it wasn't Callahan, or you'd really be fucked. He hates my guts and would absolutely have come looking for you here."

"What, no comment on my amazing escape from the clutches of the law?"

"You know my policy, Munson. Better to not get caught at all," she argued. "But…" she paused for a moment, a small smile playing along her features, "you did good with getting out of it, at least."

He didn't respond to Dee, and he wasn't turned around for her to see his expression light up at her faint praise. 

There was a small clicking noise from the cuffs, and finally, they released, freeing Eddie Munson from his shackles. He gave a loud groan as he rubbed his wrists, rolling them around to help return feeling to them. “Christ, you’re a lifesaver.”

“You’re welcome, dingus,” she responded, giving his head a playful shove. He pushed himself into her personal space, crooning a loud and obnoxious “thank yooooooou”, causing her to shove him again, slightly harder. He flung himself into a laying position on the couch, pretending her shove had mortally wounded him, causing her to giggle and shake her head at him, despite herself. She threw the spare clothes she’d brought down for him onto him, the pajama pants landing onto his head.

“I’m going back to bed. You know where the extra blankets in the basement are and you know how to use the pull-out couch,” she said as she stood, preparing to go back up the stairs to her bedroom. Eddie sat up, pulling the pants off his head and pushing his dark brown mane out of his face, before grabbing the handcuffs and beginning to twirl them around one finger. Dee raised an eyebrow as she watched him from the stairwell. “You should drop those off somewhere Powell will find them. Like a peace offering, so he leaves you alone.”

“What? Absolutely not!” he protested. “These are a trophy now. They’re going on my wall.”

“Ah, yes, put the evidence where everyone can see it. Great plan.” She gave him her biggest eye roll yet, as she turned her back and began walking up the stairs.

“Sorry that SOME OF US know how to celebrate!” he called after her.

“Go to bed, Eddie,” was her only response as she walked up the stairs and into her room, closing the door behind her. He watched her disappear with a warmth in his expression, the heat spreading across his face along with a dopey grin.

She finally called him Eddie.

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment zone for aew dynamite 8/3/22

i wasnt going to do this, i was just gonna casually sit back and watch but then the undisputed elite promo started and i decided to get invested today

best friends trenchcoat bit good. just as janky as it went in pwg lmao. i love them when chuck came out to save orange-- he has a sleeveless tiedye shirt?? GUNS OUT??? love lookin at your arms king keep up the good work HELL yea (insert further wolf barking and catcalls here)

ricky starks video bit-- i wonder how powerhouse hobbs is going to justify his turn

oh its adam cole? we doing this now? ok. i thought i'd see hobbs are these dang dudes finally going to arrive at the firework factory lots of talking. ive been waiting for this whole thing to blow up in adam cole's face forever (in true heel fashion) hmm... they wouldnt have kenny omega come back yet right... wowww youre just going to force them not to fight? lmao?? who made you the boss WHOAAAAA he finally did it!!! he played his hand!!! who is going to save them <:( THE POP FOR HANGMAN!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhh the pickup...

oh its christian cage... lmao you can hear the crowd laughing "HE BROUGHT UP MY PERSONAL LIFE I WOULD NEVER DO THAT" ok LMFAO christian cage is so fucking funny HOLY SHIT THAT CAR WAS MOVING FAST

hello??? britt baker team vs thunderstorm!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW wasnt expecting this ooooohhhhh new outfit jamie hayter?? fancy rebel reminds me of xena warrior princess... maybe its the hair holy shit that thunder rosa kick from outta nowhere looked like it hurt whoa!!! hayter and baker won with the pin on toni storm

sammy tay marriage? ok i guess. cringe EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eddie is the realest. ultimate face. i agree with everything he is saying SO TRUE BOO THIS WEDDING eddie may have lost the cagematch (i didnt like that result) but he does get on all the ppvs

TEAM TAZ IS OVER.... GOLLY... lmao makes sense tho. poor taz. he is just like literally if idk whats going on in my own team then i just WONT HAVE ONE. TEAM OVER. DISBAND powerhouse hobbs match its starks! he practically teleported past the camera going so fast LMAO omg he was also obscured by smoke and fog and im blind

oh!!!!!!! miro video promo MIRO ARE YOU GOING TO GET AN EVIL BAD GUY EYE TOO...

commercial

oh its darby allin doing a video promo against brody king hes giving himself a tat and the buzzing is quite annoying and distracting

jim ross alert

oh! its the christian cage match. who is he fighting again oh!!!!!!!!! matt hardy!!!!! matt hardy and his penance mullet im distracted thinking about all the laundry i have to do. but i am appreciating this match between two ogs table! table! table! table! ohhhh!! dodged and a win by christian cage strangely normal win for evil badguy cage wait i spoke too soon hes breaking out the steel chairs huh! LUCHASAURUS....... BY HIMSELF???? I FEAR... oh!!!!!!!!!! distraction fakeout for jungleboy! LMAO HIS SHIRT? IN LIKE DEFAULT ARIAL? LOWERCASE IMPACT FONT???

Christian is a pussy.

hey its daniel garcia doing a backstage promo

kip sabian return?? shall he come back and fight pac???

ethan page is wearing an excellent shirt today. he is so fashionable ethan page bitching and moaning in the ring promo stokely!!!! stokely TAKE ETHAN PAGE AWAY FROM DAN LAMBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! YESSSS ETHAN PAGE LEAVE THE AMERICAN TOP TEAM PLEASE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh boy! and now its 2point0 backstage promo time!!! hell yes DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT GETS DADDY MAGIC'S NIPPLES HARD ok i love anna jay's insatiable need to choke someone out. she needs her fix stu grayson isnt around anymore so now she is just choking out whoever whenever

oh its the acclaimed vs gunn club dumpster match now!! LMAO NICE off to a great start with the trash cans oh and we get a rap too? max caster is spicy today wow in the dumpster already that was fast is austin gunn wearing a croptop and overalls is someone gonna pop out of the dumpster on the ramp... maybe not. but itd be a good hiding spot oh on top of the tunnel? buddy.... caster!! OFF THE TUNNEL ONTO A TABLE... GOLLY omg ziptied. theyre locked in now lol wait are they gonna just roll the dumpster out now. kidnapping? OH... WHOA JEEZ

matches were announced! waow

its wheeler yuta vs jericho time! who will win!? i honestly dont know. i'd want yuta to win but i think jericho would end up winning regardless... through bluster or shenanigans EJECTED lmao the crowd pulling off the whole goodbye song??? nice there is wrestling occuring. and also slap fights i love that yuta's thing is his insane german suplexes. its always cool and charming to have a Signature Favorite Move oh no! walls of jericho!!!! THE YUTA CHANTS FROM THE CROWD!!!!!!!!! yuta DOUBLE TOPE???? TRIPLE??? YUTA CONTAIN YOURSELF oh no!!!!!!!!! yuta codebreakered! KICK OUT... wait i looked at the clock and spoilered myself. i can rest easy for a few more minutes the bat! THE DISTRACTION!! NOT HIS DICK AND BALLS SEATBELT AGAIN????? nooooo!!! submission held!!!! yuta tapped....

killing him!!! moxley to da rescue

[mindflayedr-blog]

Loserz Club Binch // Modern Imagine

*In which the reader joins the losers club’s group chat*

I got this idea from another imagine :) I’ll link their account when I find it. I thought it was pretty cool so I decided to write one, but of course different from them.

Warnings: Cursing from Thotzier and company

Characters: Losers Club and female!reader (I can make a male one & a gender neutral one if ya want me too :~) just drop me an ask!)

Loserz Club Binch — 11:45 am

Bev Marsh: are you guys alive???? I have an announcement

BenBen: what is it Bev?

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Bev Marsh: NDNFNJFNF

BenBen: HAHAJFJFJFK

Bev Marsh: but fr fr fr I need everyone here for this announcement, someone get the others

Richie Thotzier: YO I GOTCHU ILL SPAM THEm

BenBen: oh man Rest In Peace to them

-Private Message between Richie and Eddie-

Richie Thotzier: KFKFKDKDD EDS GO IN THE GROUP cHAT

Richie Thotzier: KDKCKFKKFKF EDS STOP WHATEVER UR DOING AND GO IN THE CHAT YOU WHORE

Richie Thotzier: EDS

Richie Thotzier: I SAID IF YOU DONT GO ON THE CHAT RN YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Eddie K: Listen here motherfcker I’m in math rn and unlike you I actually care about my grades ok fuc off and let me learn

Richie Thotzier: FUCK YOUR LEARN GET ON THE CHAT

Eddie K: nO IM IN MATH I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR TEXTING INSTEAD OF DOING WORK THE OTHER DAY IM NOT TRYING TO DO THAT AGAIN TODAY

Richie Thotzier: YOU’RE TEXTING RIGHT NOW

Eddie K: ok u know what fuck you you’re getting blocked

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that

Richie Thotzier has been blocked

“Son of a bitch.” Richie whispered loudly gaining looks from his fellow classmates.

-Losers Club Binch groupchat-

Richie Thotzier: smh Eddie’s hoe ass blocked me

Bev Marsh: KSKSKSKSSK LMFAOAOOAA

BenBen: get rekt honestly

Richie Thotzier: fuc off bennyboo

Billy: ?????? What happened ???????

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam bill to go on the chat now

Billy: ??? What why do you have to spam me ??

Richie Thotzier: bc you weren’t on so

Billy: ok???

Richie Thotzier: OK NOW TIME TO SPAM STAN

Bev Marsh: you don’t have to, stan has study hall so he’ll get on soon

Richie Thotzier: TIME TO SPAM MIKE THEN

Mikey: NOOOOOPE IM HERE also can y’all stfu and let me read the chat for like 2 minutes k thanks

Stan Uris: yea me too I need to read what the fuck happened here

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam y’all anymore

*Two minutes of inactivity*

Mikey: ok done

Stan Uris: thank jesus I got on quick, if I didn’t richie would’ve spammed me

Richie Thotzier: no don’t worry I’ll spam u rn

Stan Uris: sent an image

Richie Thotzier: yOu aRE so FuCKINF diSRESPecTful

Stan Uris: :)

BenBen: I just got in trouble for laughing

Bev Marsh: STAN IM CRYIGNNFFNFN

Mikey: omfg stfu anywayyyy Bev please tell us your announcement

Mikey: sorry for saying stfu btw that wasn’t nice

Billy: it’s ok mike lol

Bev Marsh: OH RIGHT ok so I made friends with the new girl, Y/N, and I wanted to ask you guy’s permission to add her

Billy: I have no problem adding new people in the gc so yea sure go ahead Bev

Mikey: yea you can add her :~)

BenBen: ^

Stan Uris: add her as long as she doesn’t try to spam me LIKE RICHIE then I’m good

Bev Marsh: nah she’s really cool, you’ll see

Richie Thotzier: is she hot

Bev Marsh: bruh are you kidding me

Richie Thotzier: No I’m not

Bev Marsh: *eyeroll emoji* what does that have to do with anything?? so what if she’s pretty

Richie Thotzier: nothing I’m just asking ;)

Stan Uris: stfu Richie

Billy: Just add her Bev lol

Mikey: you’re a creep richie just saying

BenBen: exactly wth man

Eddie K: he’s always been a creep

Richie Thotzier: UNBLOCK ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Eddie K: I’ll unblock you whenever I want to

Richie Thotzier: I’m going to fuckin spam this chat if you don’t unblock me rn

Bev: can you not??? I’m about to add Y/N

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Stan Uris: can someone kick this hoe out of the chat

Eddie K: I second that suggestion

Richie Thotzier: JOKES ON YOU FUCKERS YOU CANT KICK OUT THE ADMIN

Bev Marsh has added (your screen name) into the groupchat

YourScreenName: I just got a shit ton of notifications omfg my phone is blowing up

Bev Marsh: Lol get used to it, it’s going to happen a lot if you’re in this chat

Richie Thotzier: so you’re Y/N huh 😏😏

YourScreenName: yes that’s me???

Billy: ignore him Y/N, Richie’s just being a creep

Stan Uris: ^

Richie Thotzier: iM NOTTTT I was joking

Richie Thotzier: or am I??? 👀

YourScreenName: is your last name really Thotzier bc that’s hilarious

Richie Thotzier: ya it is, it perfectly describes me bc I’m a thot 😉

Eddie K: his last name is not “thotzier” it’s tozier 🤦🏻‍♂️

(author’s note: if you can’t see the emoji, it’s the facepalming guy)

BenBen: Richie’s just being dumb lmao ignore him

Richie Thotzier: I’m kicking u out of the chat ben

BenBen: WAIT NO IM SORRY JDJFJJGJVKGJFD RICHIE STOP

Richie Thotzier: watch me hoe

Richie Thotzier has kicked BenBen out of the chat 

Bev Marsh: are you fuckin kidding me

YourScreenName: i’m so fucking lost what the fuck just happened what

Stan Uris: ADMIN ABUSE

Mikey: bruh i’ll talk to you guys later, i have work to do

Billy: alrighty mike, talk to you later

YourScreenName: ttyl mike

Eddie K: bye mike

Stan Uris: ^

Billy: also what the fuck richie

Richie Thotzier: lol i just wanted to do that bc I haven’t kicked anyone out in a long time

YourScreenName: who was the last person kicked out before ben lmfao

Eddie K: ME IT WAS FUCKIGN ME RICHIE IS SUCH AN ASS IM TELLING YOU OFDJGNJDFG

YourScreenName: dfbndklfjgkdjfg im cryign

Bev Marsh: anyway ima talk to you guys later too bc i have class in like 5 minutes so bye

Billy: same we’re switching classes in 5, also richie you better add ben back smh

Stan Uris: if you dont we’re goign to make a separate groupchat without you in it

Stan Uris: going*

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that i’ll add him back rn

YourScreenName: dfkjngkdlfjg lmfaooaoaoaoa

Richie Thotzier has added BenBen into the groupchat

BenBen: you’re such a dick richie

Stan Uris: true, anyway i’m going to go now i’ll talk to you guys later

YourScreenName: me too, ttyl

BenBen: ^^

Eddie K: same same

Richie Thotzier: smh y’all are no fun

And so the losers shut their laptops and walked their way into their next class period. They all met up in the hallway at one point and properly introduced themselves to Y/N. 

That was funnn, I’ll make a part two once I reach 400 followers :) i hope you guys enjoyed that nonsense lol