#it's the same energy as me hyping the meat pizzas/sandwiches when I worked in a bakeru | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dirt-goth · 10 months

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Best thing about working at a dispensary is I've noticed when I fuck up slightly/miss an item people like?? Tip me better? As long as I'm apologetic and get the other teansacti9n going quickly no one has gotten mad at me for that + I just got an extra dollar that way 💖😎 It's like when I do dumb shit it proves I actually use the product and my suggestions are trustworthy lmao

#literally my job is so fucking fake #i get paid to say dumb shit + suggest/research weed lmao #tbh the science is really cool and I like learning about new studies/developments in our understanding #but also people say shit like 'I need to chill but not chill Too Hard after work what do you have for that?'#and I'm like 'ohhhh let me getchu this strain' meanwhile I've been a heavy sativa smoker for 10 years #it's the same energy as me hyping the meat pizzas/sandwiches when I worked in a bakeru #like sometimes I give my real suggestions but 70% of the time it's shit I won't use unless i get it as a trade sample #ANOTHER very fake part of my job #weed samples to actually review. the fact this is all real is insane.#personal

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