#it's was gayer that most things so i consider it a slay

[334iwatchshit]

can't believe people are upset that thor4 wasn't as gay as they thought it would be like baby it's an mcu film?? we got gay rock sex???maybe rejoice?

edit:not saying you can't be mad more canonical queer things would be amazing it's just very clear this film was meant to be fun so yeah gay rocks it's the mcu we aren't gonna get much until america/the young avengers become major players so when taika said "super gay" i didn't take him seriously sry

[anthurak]

Ruby and Weiss Vs. DATING!

White Rose Weekend Day 1: Firsts for @white-rose-weekend

A little one-shot I did a while back. Set two-ish years into a ‘Beacon didn’t get wrecked and everything is fine’ AU.

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Weiss Schnee generally considered herself to be an expert operator. A problem-solver. A trouble-shooter. A girl who knew how to get things done. In hindsight, it was one several reasons why it was for the best that Ruby and not herself was put in charge of their team. Making the big decisions, inspiring speeches and the snap-calls in the heat of battle, those were all things that Ruby excelled at and Weiss did not. All the behind-the-scenes planning, the research, the scheduling, the logistics, the paperwork, the countless little things that went into keeping Team RWBY at the top of their game, that was where Weiss excelled. In short, Ruby was the one who decided where the team would go, and Weiss was the one who figured out how they’d get there. There wasn’t a scheduling or paperwork problem in all of Remnant that Weiss couldn’t solve.

“Uh, Weiss?”

Until today.

“Weiss? Hello?”

“Yes Ruby, I’m here. I’m just…” Weiss replied, looking at her partner, leader, and most recently, girlfriend, on the other side of the table.

“Yeah…” Ruby replied, feeling a similar sense of unease at this unfamiliar situation. The one situation either Weiss or Ruby never prepared for.

Their first date.

That was just the thing, wasn’t it? Both of them had trained nearly their entire lives to deal with the greatest problems the world could throw at them. Whether it was Ruby honing her incredible talent for Grimm slaying so she could go be the biggest damn hero Remnant had ever seen, or Weiss honing her combat skills while also preparing for the day when she could take over and pull her grandfather’s company out of the hole her asshole of a father pulled it into.

But dating? That was a new one.

Neither girl could claim to have much experience, more like ‘none at all’ at dating. Weiss of course learned from a young age that her dating prospects at home were limited entirely to those people who fit whatever agenda Weiss’s father had for her. And Ruby was always something of an introvert growing up, laser-focused on her huntress training with little time for potential romance. Also, both girls had the pesky issue of thinking they were interested in boys for the first twelve or so years of their lives.

Or, at least Weiss was. While Ruby claimed to have figured out she liked girls at eleven, Yang claimed she couldn’t remember a time her little sister hadn’t been ‘Gayer than a Double-Rainbow’ (Yang’s word, not Weiss’s).

Speaking of the blonde, Yang, as well as Blake already offered help as the ‘seasoned’ daters of the team, but those offers had been vehemently denied by both Ruby and Weiss. This was their date, dammit! Sure, Weiss’s initial reason for turning down help was because Yang was giving her that ever-so-slight smug look, like she thought Weiss couldn’t do it! But then Ruby had thrown her arms around Weiss and defiantly declared to their teammates:

“Yeah! This is our first date! And we’re going to do it together! And it is going to be awesome! Because we’re awesome! Right Weiss?”

Ruby then proceeded to flash her partner a smile that Weiss swore could end winter three months early.

Sweet Dust, how did it take her over a year to realize she loved this girl?

After Weiss gave Ruby as emphatic a nod of agreement as she could, the two girls proceeded to eject their meddling teammates from their room and set about trying to craft the most awesome first date ever!

The keyword being: Try.

They’d been sitting at Weiss’s desk for nearly two hours, and had come up with absolutely NOTHING.

It should have been easy! As was already established, Weiss excelled at this sort of event planning! And she had the endless fount of boundless creativity and crazy ideas that was Ruby Rose. Hell, thanks to Ruby’s little declaration to their teammates, they didn’t even have to worry about that bullshit romantic drama trope of people desperately second-guessing what their significant other wanted!

Except they were still second-guessing themselves. They were just doing it together.

What ensued was nearly two hours of half-baked ideas that neither of them felt comfortable committing to. Ruby would start a pitch, Weiss would start agreeing because there was really no way she could say No to Ruby right now, but then Ruby would backpeddle, second-guessing herself saying that her idea wasn’t good enough for Weiss and asking her partner what she wanted. Then Weiss would start a pitch and the process would basically repeat with the roles reversed.

At this point, they were reduced to glorified spitballing!

“Okay,” Weiss attempted, “what’s the most romantic thing you can think of?”

Ruby tapped her chin in contemplation, trying to think of something. It was really cute.

“And don’t hold back!” Weiss quickly added. “Anything is possible!”

Ruby paused, before giving a big smile and an emphatic nod. Weiss noticed a certain gleam in Ruby’s eyes. The gleam that meant her boundless creativity was now off the leash completely.

“Uh… the two of us, killing the biggest, badest Grimm that ever lived with the coolest looking combination attack powered by pure Love and Awesomeness! And then, as we’re standing on its corpse and all the other Grimm are fleeing in terror, that’s when the sun rises and you and I have the Biggest Damn Kiss EVER!”

Ruby grinned at Weiss.

Weiss stared at Ruby.

Ruby’s grin began to fall.

“…Too crazy?” she ventured.

“…Unfortunately, yes. Not very practical. Though it is something to keep in mind…” Weiss trailed off as the mental images continued to bounce around her head. That did sound pretty… amazing. Especially when Weiss made a certain addition that included herself slipping a certain ring onto Ruby’s finger…

Gah! Not now! They needed to focus!

“Hmm… Okay, then. How about you, Weiss?” Thankfully, Ruby wasn’t particularly disheartened by Weiss shooting down her idea, and bounced back immediately. “Most romantic thing you can think of!”

“Oh, uh…” Weiss stammered, chewing her lip in a way Ruby herself found incredibly cute. Random, off-the-cuff, spur-of-the-moment plans were Ruby’s thing, not hers!

“Er… us on the front of a ship… me uh, holding you up, or you holding me! The… wind in our faces… or something?”

“So… that one scene from Britannic?”

“Uh… yeah?” Weiss ventured uneasily. Funny how she went to a movie that was one of Team RWBY’s favorite subjects of mockery for MST5K night.

“Well, if that’s what you wan-”

“No! It’s a terrible idea!” Weiss shouted, “It’s way too corny! Or… not corny enough… Gah! It’s not practical either. And it’s really stupid just trying to do a scene from a movie! But… if you want to do it…”

“Uh, Weiss, it was your idea…” Ruby ventured, sounding a little uneasy.

“Nooo!” Weiss gripped her head in frustration, “That’s not the point! Or it… is the point? AHHH!! This is getting us nowhere! That’s why that idea is terrible!”

“Weiss?”

Weiss was practically ringing her own head at this point, her mind feeling like it was really to burst in frustration.

“There has to be better ideas than that! One that’s perfect for both of us that’ll be an amazing night! Maybe that skysurfing idea of yours isn’t so bad, but it’s not very practical, but if you really… maybe… with the… and th-”

“WEISS!”

Weiss finally stopped at the sound of Ruby shouting and the feeling a small hand gripping her shoulder. Her eyes refocusing, Weiss saw Ruby leaning across the table, an uneasy smile on her face as she got Weiss’s attention.

“Do you… want to take a break?”

Weiss stared blankly for a moment. Then her hands fell from her head.

“…Yes. Yes, that sounds… good.”

“You wanna go get some ice cream?”

“I… I’d like that, yes.”

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While Ruby might be much more open with her love of all things sugary and sweet, that by no means meant her partner and girlfriend didn’t enjoy the occasional treat as well. In fact, Weiss had a particular appreciation for ice cream. Of course, this was something Weiss typically kept to herself, what with the potential parallels for people to draw between a chilly dessert and her ‘cold Schnee heart’. Or just awful ‘Weiss Cream’ puns.

But Ruby never brought up either of those points. In fact, after Weiss off-handedly mentioned it one time, Ruby was completely aghast at the very idea of it. She’d then pulled Weiss into a huge hug and told her they could go out for ice cream whenever Weiss wanted, as well as promising to beat up anyone who dared to call Weiss cold-hearted.

And that was just one of the many, many reasons why she loved Ruby.

In fact, Weiss had taken Ruby up on her first offer. For the past few months, the two had taken to visiting a small ice cream shop in Vale every Friday after classes. It was a nice way to unwind after a week and prepare for any weekend adventures.

Weiss sighed in contentment as she took a sip from her milkshake, a wondrous concoction of vanilla, fudge and mint. Across the small table, Ruby vigorously attacked a massive sundae that only seemed to be 40 percent ice cream, the other 60 percent being made up of brownie and cookie. By this point, the pair was well known at this establishment.

Looking over the table, Weiss could see Ruby’s eyes sparkling in delight with every bite she took. Letting her chin rest on her palm, Weiss took in the image before her, an image that warmed her heart even as she sipped her chilled drink. Then Weiss realized that Ruby was looking at her, a wide smile on her face.

“What?”

“You’re smiling!” Ruby declared, “I think you’ve only smiled like, twice today.”

“Oh…” Weiss replied, feeling the urge to turn away as she felt her cheeks heat up. It was funny, coming from anyone else, that statement probably would have elicited some manner of annoyance from Weiss. But coming from Ruby…

“…Thanks.” Just what was Weiss thanking Ruby for? The comment? The smile? The suggestion they come here? Or just… being here with her, in general.

All of the above, without a doubt.

Ruby chuckled at her girlfriend’s bashfulness as she went back to her sundae.

“You know, I think this turned out pretty well for a first date.”

Weiss’s thoughts ground to a halt.

“Ruby, what are you talking about? We’re still trying to plan our first date!”

“Well yeah, but think about it. We’re out, doing something together, just the two of us, for the first time since we hooked up. Sounds like a ‘first date’ to me.”

Weiss was speechless.  

“Bu… But what about all that planning? We just spent two hours cooped up in the room banging our heads against the wall!”

“Hey, don’t worry about it.” Ruby spoke up, trying to calm Weiss down, “We can still do an awesome date some other time.”

“But… this is our first date! Isn’t it supposed to special?” Weiss could almost feel a headache starting as she tried to reconcile all the chaotic thoughts storming in her head. She knew Ruby had a point, but…

“Well, I think this is pretty special.” Ruby replied thoughtfully.

“Ruby, we’ve been doing this,” Weiss waved her hand to indicate the ice-cream shop around them, “for months! What makes this time so different from all the others we’ve been here?”

Ruby seemed to consider Weiss’s question for a moment.

Then she smiled.

“Because we weren’t doing this.”

And with that, Ruby stood up, leaned across the table, and pressed her lips to Weiss’s.

And with that, all of Weiss’s confusion, stress and uncertainty melted away like so much snow in the Spring. The achingly soft, yet intensely firm feeling of Ruby’s lips against her own, the way even the smallest part of them just seemed to fit together so perfectly, the taste of that sugary sweet combination of chocolate, strawberries and something else that Weiss couldn’t place that couldn’t be anything else but Ruby.

It seemed that with all of Ruby’s kisses, Weiss couldn’t tell just how much time passed before they finally separated. And like with the others, Weiss wished it could’ve gone on a little longer…

Ruby pulled back, though only a little. She was still leaning across the table, her face just a few inches away, her eyes locked with Weiss’s own, a big smile on her face.

Weiss was silent for a moment. Then she chuckled.

“You dolt…”

“That’s ‘your’ dolt.” Ruby’s smile turned just a bit mischievous.

Weiss couldn’t help chuckling more.

Yeah, this was a pretty good first date.

[y00sungshairpin-blog]

Everyone always does an insecure chubby MC, but what about a confidant chubby MC who's happy in her skin and is the ultimate sass master to anyone who says other wise.

Hi!

I’m pretty chubby myself so this request hits home and I’m not particularly confident but I enjoyed writing this a lot! I decided to use 3rd person for this one as it sounded better and yeah enjoy! P.S. I’m sorry this took longer than I expected, I was sick and didn’t really feel like writing. I still am and atm I’m writing Saeran so I hope his part doesn’t suck too much ^^

Yoosung:

he personally loves MC’s body type

she’s just so soft and warm and she makes him feel safe

but he’s very concerned about other people’s opinions on her

he’s very insecure himself so he understands that she might feel bad about herself

so he makes sure to always remind her how much he loves her figure

poor child is worried sick about his girl

until one day, while walking hand in hand through the park, they run into a very unpleasant group of boys smoking something that definitely wasn’t cigarettes

one of them starts calling MC names, picking on her

“Yes I do have big thighs and large hips and do you know what the best part of all that is? I don’t have to share them with you.“

she then drags a shook Yoosung away from them until he’s able to function again

What just happened??

He can’t even process how proud he is of his confident girlfriend and her sass

from that day on he admires her even more

and understands he doesn’t need to worry about her feeling insecure

Zen:

he has never had a problem with MC’s appearance

she’s always been gorgeous to him

so when the family gathering comes up he would never expect her to be shamed by her own relatives

he couldn’t be more wrong

MC’s family has always been very disrespectful towards her

the majority of them is skinny and snobby so of course they’re gonna shame her

she’s just walking around the buffet table and scooping a small amount of egg salad onto her plate when her aunt approaches her

”Oh sweetie there’s mayo in there” she points out, making Zen tense up next to MC for some reason

”Yeah I know”

”You shouldn’t eat it, it’s gonna make your ass even fatter”

Zen wraps his arms around MC’s waist and is ready to stand up for his girlfriend

but she doesn’t need it

“I love my fat ass. Do you love your flat ass, sweetie?”

a loud gasp can be heard from MC’s grandma

“If you don’t wanna lose weight for yourself then do it for your boyfriend at least. I don’t understand how he can stand you with an attitude like that. And a fat ass. Poor boy.“

before she can finish her sentence, Zen gains courage and speaks up for himself

”Well maybe I like my girlfriend’s fat ass.”

he’s blushing

and the only sound that can be heard is MC’s grandma’s denture falling to the ground

even MC is speechless

but then grabs his hand and walks away with him

so now every time someone has anything to say about MC’s body, both team up to sass the shit out of them

not like either of them care (maybe Zen a bit), but they just love slaying the hoes

Jaehee:

when she first starts hanging out with MC she’s very surprised

and respects her so much

she finds her behavior so admirable and inspiring and she can’t help but smile constantly every time they’re together

her personality is so bubbly and confident, Jaehee has never been gayer

MC goes out wearing short skirts, crop tops and pretty dresses

she’s very loud too, so that she always stands out in crowds

she loves attention and shows off her girlfriend as wellshe compensates for the confidence Jaehee lacks which is amazing to her

whenever someone makes unnecessary remarks MC isn’t phased at all

on the other hand, it’s another occasion to show off her love for herself which makes Jaehee so happy and proud

she’s so glad her girlfriend can love herself as much as she loves her

and it actually helps her be a bit more confident herself

Jumin:

being a CEO he often spends entire days at the office

and he never says no to MC visiting him every now and then

one day they’re casually chatting at his desk when a woman wearing a red attire enters the room without knocking

”Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. Han, I just wanted to remind you that we have a meeting in five minutes.”

she then glances at MC and adds

”It will only last one hour, I think the maid can wait”

tHE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALL HER

”I would like to inform you, madam, that this is actually my girlfriend.”

”Oh, sorry. I just didn’t think this would be your type, Mr. Han.”

MC rolls her eyes at how boring these women can get when they open their mouths

Jumin is about to answer but MC gives him no time

”You should see our relationship then. It’s actually perfect. Unlike you with that dress. I think red is not your type.”

the woman turns on her heels, her cheeks as red as her ugly outfit

when MC turns around she bursts into laughter at Jumin’s astonished face

he’s literally like

°0°

just picture it guys that’s literally his face

but when he finally recovers he congratulates his girlfriend for being able to stand up for herself

and he agrees on the dress

it would look great on MC though

707:

he is the sass mastah himself

so when he first starts witnessing episodes of his girlfriend slaying her haters he’s extremely proud

every time someone has anything to say about MC’s weight he doesn’t even worry about it because he knows she will drag them

and that she loves her body

which makes him extremely happy

every time she responds to insults with something along the lines of “you bitches are just jealous” or "m thick and I love it” a single tear runs down his face in pride

as he secretly thinks “MC is one ticc bih“

as much as he loves seeing his queen stand up for herself there is nothing he enjoys more than teaming up with her to show others what a power couple they are

it’s also a good excuse to flirt which is always welcome

the thing he does the most, in fact, is touch her especially her ass to show how much he appreciates her body to anyone who asks him “Why would you date someone like that?“

he’s extremely proud and he has so much fun with MC, especially since she is a living meme as well as a total savage

V:

ShE MODELS FOR HIM ALL THE TIME

LIKE HE WOULD HAVE NEVER IMAGINED SHE WOULD ACTUALLY ACCEPT WITHOUT HESITATION

she fills him with so much joy

and helps him a lot with his own confidence too

he especially loves complimenting her about something and hearing her say “I know“

always followed by a “You too” or “I love your ______”

he doesn’t even want to imagine how miserable he would be without MC by his side

and he’s the type of guy who can’t contain his laughter even in inappropriate situations

so whenever MC casually snaps back to one of her family members or people who stare on the street he always lets out a cute chuckle

he has no idea how she always has a new comeback ready for every situation

he’s not really good at talking back to people

he doesn’t want to sound rude

but he surely enjoys his girlfriend’s way of dealing with unwanted haters

still, he absolutely hates it when people pick on her

she’s so pretty and confident and those people should only admire her and respect her

he knows MC can take care of the insults herself, but he still wants to prove himself to her and protect her

it’s his instinct

and if he doesn’t (kindly) jump in the conversation he always makes sure to wrap an arm around his girlfriend’s waist to show her his support

he’s so precious

Saeran:

he’s  glad his girlfriend loves herself

it would have been challenging for him to deal with her insecurities

he would have done it regardless, or at least tried but

he doesn’t consider himself very good at helping people with emotions

he still hasn’t fully recovered from his own scars

his MC has also a huge role in this change

and he’s very protective of her so when she gets picked on he gets all fed up until she steps in and shuts their mouth with one simple sentence

he’s a fast learner and after working up the courage he asks MC for “sass lessons”

he fails

so he ends up letting MC do all the work

also any time she buys a new dress and wears it for him he’s shocked

no matter how many times she comes home with a new dress, he’s always amazed by how greatly she can pull it off

she will even put on a fashion show for him sometimes

walking around the room, twirling, showing off her curves

he loves all of it

that’s how he discovers that her confidence is a huge turn-on for him

and he looks up to her a lot, hoping to one day be able to reach her level of poise

MASTERLIST

[lookoolah]

Malec and/or Clizzy taking a cooking class together

“Hurry up Fray, we can’t let those bisexuals beat us at thiscake contest!”

“Alec, for the hundredth time, it’s not timed, let me takemy time, you idiot!”

From the table next to them, Isabelle sat on the bar stool,slowly stirring the frosting in her bowl and Magnus sipped at his wine,observing his boyfriend cracking eggs in a rush and Clary panicking over thatshe can’t find the sprinkles. Actually, he was not the only one payingattention to that, considering that she was literally screaming “Where theactual fuck are my god damn sprinkles, who took my sprinkles, I will murderevery single one of you if I have to, give me my sprinkles back!” as Alec heldher back from throwing a milk carton at a white straight couple two tablesaway.

“Do you think there’s any use in telling them again that a bakingclass is not the same thing as a cake contest?” Izzy said, a fond smile on herface as she watched her girlfriend glare at the said straight white couple.

“Considering the first 3 times didn’t change anything fortheir stubborn competitive asses, I don’t think there’s any more need to try.”Magnus chuckled, as he put his wine glass down and reached over to open theoven and check if the cupcakes were ready or not.

Magnus and Izzy thought it might be a good idea to have adouble date at a baking class, but from the second the instructor said thewords “pick your partner” both Alec and Clary’s brains lost the ability toregister this as anything but the biggest competition of their lives. Theydecided that they were going to split up into gay and bi teams and they onlygot to work after watching Clary and Alec spend 15 minutes saying things like “let’ssee if the L in LGBT stands for ladyfingers master” and “let’s see if I’m notjust gay but I also SLAY… at baking.”

Finally, their cupcakes were done. Magnus and Izzy went forsimple half chocolate half vanilla ones, while Alec and Clary decided to make rainbowfrosting, a rainbow cake and add rainbow sprinkles.

“I thought you said that this is a cake contest, not a who’sgayer contest?” Izzy teased, walking over to their table and looking down attheir tray.

“First of all, there is no need for a who’s gayer contest,we all know that I’m the gayest one here.” Clary said, and Magnus burst out laughingat the look of shock and hurt on Alec’s face. “Second of all, there technicallyis no need for a cake contest either, considering that our cupcakes are like so much better than yours.”

Izzy shook her head fondly and muttered something along thelines of “This was never a cake contest to begin with, dummy” under her breath.

“How dare you say that you’re gayer than me?” Alec interrupted, “Can you believe thisMagnus? She just said that she is gayer than me? What kind of disrespect… I cannot even… I thought we were friends…”

“Alexander, dear, I don’t think it is physically possiblefor a human being to be gayer than you.” Magnus put his hand on Alec’s shoulderand smiled at the genuine look of happiness and pride that took over the latter’sface, as he turned to Clary and stuck his tongue out to her.

After witnessing his boyfriend be the most dramatic 4-year-oldhe’s ever met, Magnus sat down in the stool and pulled Alec down for a kiss bythe lapels of his jacket and heard him whisper “we are so going to beat you” into his mouth and then felt him smile as hekissed him softly, putting his hands on Magnus’s waist and then pulling awayfrom the kiss, only to leave about a dozen kisses on Magnus’s cheeks, as Magnusgrinned and placed a soft kiss on Alec’s forehead: “of course you are darling.”

And as Clary was making sure with the flash of her phonethat all the cupcakes were 100% perfect, Isabelle walked up to the instructorand asked her to come taste the cupcakes that they made and say that therainbow ones are so good that they don’t even compare to the half chocolatehalf vanilla ones and she looked over at Clary fondly and then walked up to herand hugged her from behind and felt her jump a little from the surprise and whisperedinto her ear “we don’t stand a chance against you do we?” And Clary turned herhead and looked at her, slowly leaning down and dragging her lips over Izzy’sand pulling away with a smirk: “you really don’t.”