my kh3 experience
howdy guys, been a long ass time since i’ve written any of my own posts on this here blog. part of it is because i just haven’t gamed a lot in the last few months, and part of it is i also haven’t used tumblr in a long time too. xD
anyway, i played through the story of kh3 the week it released and while i was doing all that gaming, i pretty much liveblogged on mine and my friend’s discord with all my immediate thoughts/feelings of the game (whether she as awake to lol @ my nonsense or not xD).
so, of course, i went through and typed up most of that shit and am copypasting it here for random strangers’ enjoyment!
naturally, there will be spoilers, so don’t look if you care about that shit.
AAAAHHH
HIT ME WITH THE FEELS WITH JUST THE MUSIC Y’ALL
the title PAIGE
PAIGE
PAGE
FUCK
oh my ggooooodddd
the new dearly beloved fuuuuuuck
ooh this place is pretty
oh boy there’s water
oh man i bet this white place is gonna be a pain in my ass to get through
fucking hollow bastion all over again
sora you’re so beautiful 😭
oh jesus do i really gotta do this stupid tutorial shit again
at least now we are finally rid of that awful KH1 Sora model
hey it’s the tsunami from the frist game!
am i playing a diddly dang prequel of 3?
are those FUCKIN’ LOADING SCREEN PAGES FUCKING INSTAGRAMS
also lol sora got nerfed
aahhhh learning curves i hate
have to get used to how this game handles
uh oh sora is worried about what xigbar said to him
eat shit, titan
also i’d like to say
sora runs ridiculously fast now
sora’s such a brat
“awww what about new clothes for meeeee??”
i can’t computer
SEA SALT ICE CREAM
freaking lea looks amazing
DONT CRY LEA
HE WANNA GO BY AXEL NOW???
stop being a bitch, buzz
buzz killyear
oh yeah so when playing olympus hades was all “IVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR 18 YEARS”
it’s been 17 years since KH1 came out
18 since it was in development
god kingdom hearts is a junior in high school
gdi rex stay put
oh no buzz
oh noes i’m in a video game
lmao
omg a cactaur
yeah you go woody
oh how i miss timed events/reaction commands. makes dealing with these fuckers you gotta climb on top of a lot easier to deal with
square why don’t you have the gotdamn kh3 soundtrack on itunes
i need to be able to listen to this title screen music ALL THE TIME
sully just fuckin’ chuck vanitas through a door
like “NOT TODAY BITCH”
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” — Sora
DON’T BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR CONNECTION TO POOH BEING WEAKER
; A ;
of course they’re gonna do let it go..
they really did the whole thing
climb all the way up the mountain and larxene blows us off of it
rude
wow are they really gonna do all the songs or wut
keep forgetting i can switch keyblades
annnnd back down the goddamn mountains
lmao sora is so done
srsly we’re going up again
damn this boss fight is epic
makes the slog through the world worth it
unlike the fuckin’ toy box boss hated that fucker
oh no marshmallow
fuck off larxene let people be happy
lmao stfu ventus
keep volunteering sora to resque aqua
demyx :<
oh hello piercings dude
these pirate nerds
little pirate sora is so cute
yeesh that elizabeth voice is terrible
guh it’s always a slog getting through the disney story stuff
cuz it’s just worse rehashings of the movies
at least fransokyo will be new content
never seen big hero 6 xD
o mai assassin’s creed lite
jack you dumb bitch
oh man davy jones voice is bad too
jesus that second luxurd battle
fucking terrible
god i never through elizabeth’s speech could sound so terrible
how can you let someone butcher one of the most iconic moments from the third movie so bad?
oh thank god the kraken is easy to beat
lmao
luxurd taken out by jack’s breath
eat shive, dave
lmao vexen
“gdi it’s a real heart organ”
“WE NEED A METAPHORICAL HEART YOU ASSHOLES”
damn sora throwing hands
i was wondering how sora woudl react to one of his disney pals dying
wasn’t expecting bodily assault
oma lea
axel*
whatever
i wanna see his new dudes
ansem gonna talk to ansem
oh god kids do’t get killed
oh boy what happening now
nobodies fightin’ ansem the bad
WHO DUN IT GDI
oh it was vexen
DOUBLE AGENT???
or is he. filTHY LIAR
they’re not gonna tell me
pricks
“omg a robot :D”
keyblade hero 3 omg
sora why
omai visor
oh wow chill music
baaah sora showin’ off
holy shit
i found me a new fav strength weapon
the keyblade from caribbean
love it even more than the toybox one xD
the fuckin’ formchanges are amaze
THAT AIN’T SEA SALT ICE CREAM
<gasp> roxas
rude
replica riku~
damn microbot was a pain in the ass
AQUAAAAAAA
😭😭😭😭😭
WOT
WHAT
NOMURAING THIS SHIT ALL UP
is this groundhog day i s2g
is that gotdamn terra
yen sid can actually do shit
damn this a long endgame
ITS SORA AND RHE SORAS
ah there we go. good ol’ Plot Device Kairi
and there i thought she’d be useful lmao
man tho i seriously rolled my eyes when xehanort struck an unconscious kairi down
i was just like “yeah that seem about right..”
storywise, sora has such a stronger connection to riku
barely talks to kairi
lea talked to kairi more in one game than sora ever did in 9+
i’d ship kairi and lea if there wasn’t such an obvious age gap lmao
and WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHICK THAT DIAPPEARED ON LEA AND ISA?
like is that answered in this game or was it answered in a previous game?
anyway
Roxas is a REAL BOY now
gotdamn those dudes were tough
fuck man barely gives me time to block
stupid goat head
lemme guess tho
that isn’t the end
of course not
because kingdom hearts can’t just let us defeat him
c’mon man let me reload my potions at least
man fuck off with this boss shit
motherfucker did you really just force me into rage form
“I AM MORE POWERFUL EVEN THO YOU KILLED ME LIKE 2 TIMES”
omg donald and goofy’s voices from the controller speaker
just fucking die already
this bitch really thinking he was the good guy the whole time
jesus the x-blade is bigger than sora
mickey and donald finally get to be hoooome
axel and xion in their new clothes~
EVEN ISA
wut
WUT
SORA
BOY DID YOU REALLY SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THIS BITCH
maleficent is gonna find that fucking box isn’t she
and we’re not gonna see what is in it
i’m guessing its the box the Master of Masters gave to his apprentice
cuz that’s the only notable box in the series i can think of
but yeah this game this game was supposed to bring an end to the Xehanort saga
so they fully intent to make moar games
so we’ll get a new annoying big bad
and more weird dumb lore
ok we’re getting into the dumb credits like PR manager and shit
so i think they’re coming close to the end ihope
never know until you start seeing the gotdamn logos
logos!
that fuckin’ xigbar
THE OLD MASTERS
fuck
it is
i knew it
I KNEW HE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON
i was betting he was master of masters but no it’s luxu
fak
FUQ
fuck off with your games eraqus
HELLO SORA
and Riku
THEY”RE IN INSOMNIA
no wait verum rex
GAH
ok the verum rex stuff was the secret movie
I JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS AND VERY LITTLE ANSWERS
DISAPPOINTED
what if Demyx is Master of Masters
Final Thoughts:
me: there were pretty much no FF cameos so 0/10
AzuraSpyte: lol
I give it a 5/10 for Axel alone
me: lolol
minus 1 for making him wear the organization coat the entire game
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