#ive been stuck inside with a bad cold for days so im probably goin nuts dhjdhdsj

[shootinwebs]

(at a fancy restaurant)

angel: (in a little black dress of course) (randomly falls backwards in his chair and knocks himself unconscious when he hits the floor)

vaggie: (keeps eating and expression doesn't change)

alastor: (same as vaggie but he unfolds a dinner napkin and calmly drapes it over angel's lap to preserve his dignity and then goes back to eating his food, probably also stealing something off of angel's plate)