#ive gotten waayyyy better at bar too

[captainshadowshifter]

Highlights of being back on the Saturday night shift on a bank holiday weekend:

Had to clean up literal shit from the floor, walls, bin, and toilet itself (in 25°c heat and with drunk women screeching that I deserve a pay rise no less - apparently it was the worst mess of the night too so kudos to me lmao i had to go in there with air freshener every 10 fucking minutes)

The lady we think did it got arrested after getting herself banned from literally everywhere else and then punching someone

Me, two of my colleagues, and one of our security guards contemplating wall decorations at 1am (sour beer is its own beer so y not on beer map akdjdkdj)

OUT OF TOUCH SATURDAY THURSDAY

Inexplicable footprints (drunk people like climbing things this is a Fact™)

Our lord and saviour blue roll

Broken glass makes nice sounds

Free post-shift drinks

I missed this nights are the best (except the cleaning part. Fuck that)