#jerma-ism

[mtndewlover]

If you asked Jerma what the Vampire national anthem is he would probably sing it outloud like: "Blehh bleh Bleh Blehh Blehhhhh Ble-" and then go on a 45-minute rant about how Vampires are weak and how he could kill one easily with just a Tootsie Roll while claiming "Guys, Vampires have been like- living in a castle for like- 200 Years! Their immune systems are not capable enough to withstand ANYTHING we make, guys they drink BLOOD!"

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[unpeeled-human]

i love jerma so much. one of my favorite -isms of his is how like. well the camera captures his face turning red from embarrassment/anger/laughing.

after the fight

during the fight, right before GROWLING at his audience

"i'm not the most unhinged elden ring streamer, right? like, im not. i can't be. there's like a- there's THOUSANDS of streamers that are, like, crazy. right? I'M not crazy. i'm i-i can't be, the craziest guy. everybody growls at their audience... right? and like, turns purple, and - *giggle* i turned- i turned purple. has any streamer played elden ring and turned purple? maybe i should stop playing."

[sh5]

my favorite jerma-ism is when he pushes an NPC into a coal grinder or into an oncoming train or smth, watches them get brutalized, then stands there for an entire minute in silence before going “is that guy alive?”

[bilkatt]

one jerma-ism i really agree with is his distrust of microwaves. it IS pretty fucked up that that its such a normal thing to have a box in your house that blasts the shit out of your food with electromagnetic rays