Starfleet Therapist: So what do we do when our ex won't speak to us
Kirk: Draft them out of retirement back into military service under my command
Starfleet therapist: nO
(this is a joke, obviously. Kirk would never go to therapy)
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jim why are you... why are you sitting like that... why are you serving...
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THE CREW ARE SINGING A FEDERATION VERSION OF THE ORANGE AND THE GREEN ON THE RECREATION DECK. THEY HAVE APPROPRIATED SPOCK’S VULCAN SYNTHESIZER/HARP I AM FUCKING EXPIRING.
DIANE PLEASE
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