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slasher!Joel by @gasolinerainbowpuddles 💙💙💙

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I'm Fond-uh My Gondola

2023, @gasolinerainbowpuddles , mixed media

Vampire's castle, depicted as a White Castle fast food restaurant, is surrounded by a lazy river moat. Night Walks is strolling by the moat holding a White Castle bag. Vampire is a gondolier with a boat, guiding it through the lazy river moat with a gondolier stick. Toxic is chained up in the boat with her laptop, but Puddles reports that Vampire apologized multiple times while he chained her.

a scene envisioned collaboratively by @gasolinerainbowpuddles , @missannwinchester , @patti7dc , and @bonezone44

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YESSS Xmas party look ❤️

amazingly talented @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog has given us Xmas party stepdad Joel from his latest fic ring doorbell 😩🫠

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I think I found some b&w’s from raider!joel’s old camera😭😭

he loves his sweet pea 🌸🫛

Omgggg I wonder if any of these could be a glimpse of the near future 👀 raider master list

Tysm ILY Gracie 🖤🖤🖤🫂🫂🫂

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Did you predict the future once again ? Grey sweatpants?!

😫

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Getting ready for Stepdad Joel to have his hands all over his reader 😍

So I was thinking about all the ways you’ve described his hands, and his favorite place to put his hands (his lap) and - small world - that's also MY favorite place to put MY hands! 😲

*Thirsting for this man 🥵🤤👅

AHHHHHHHHHH

And the hands in this bonezone art too @bonezone44 🥵🥵🥵

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did somebody say ZIPLINE?

catch ya later, ♥Puddles♥

THIS MASTERPIECE!!!! This is so dead on for the vibe, space, and guys 😭

Thighs with the perfect swimsuit

Stepdad in the bushes lool

Raider inside the window looking hot 🥵

Lincoln with the side-eye 😭

Vampire's coffin lmaooo, the alt txt "shading"

real housecreeps master list

Anon pt. 2 (pt. 1)

I sit down on the living room floor, sit back and cross my ankles. "I got a bunch of Anons today."

(cross-talk) "WHAAAAT" "that's so weird," "wow, really?" "who would do that?"

I let them continue their theatrics, then say, "Well, I get Anons every day, and a lot of them are good, so. . ."

The men quiet down and nod studiously, "Right." "Yeah, of course."

"Yeah it was just weird these were like all in a row."

The men nod as though intrigued. Stepdad asks, "Were they insightful?"

I repeat, "insightful?'

Stepdad shrugs. Slasher asks, "were they nice?"

I nod in a wishy washy way. "For the most part," then glare at stepdad. "You know you guys can talk to me about anything, right?" They nod. I have a hunch this was stepdad's idea. He's the app guy after all.

The doorbell rings. When I go to answer it, they're quietly rapidfire bickering with each other, "told you we shouldn't go anon, just tell her what you want" "but if she thinks we AND the audience want it," "obviously she knows it was us" "not all of us" "Shhhh," "who's at the door?"

Trouble looks at his surveillance app. "There's a van. . . .it says . . (He does the old guy phone squint) .adventure . . .Adventure 365"

"Hell yeah" "it worked!" "Let's party." the guys high-five.

I return and say, "guys, this is Mike from Adventure 365. He's here to install a Zipline."

Mike gives them a safety briefing before installing it. "You can't pull on it. Don't wrench on it."

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Seen today in São Paulo: love and churros. Delicious and thick, 16cm (6.3in approximately)

I could only think: well, anything bigger than 7" is a waste anyway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And they've dipped just the tip 😭😭😭

7" reference

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Hi, sorry to clog but also, in honour of the new Raider.. I think I found some old film of carter 🥵🥵

And of course here he is now 💦🍆

I think I might want him AND raider!joel🥲🥲🥲🥲

I wouldn't mind being clogged with Jojo and Carter at the same time 🥵🥵🥵

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They gave us another one for raider 😍😍😍🥵

I'm imagining that's a toothpick 🫠🫠🫠

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Well... Good morning to you too, Jojo 😏🕸️♠️

Good Morning, Jojo indeed 😍😍😍

jailbird

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I’m sorry but…. Domestic Jojo is that you?👀

Why do I feel like he would wear a denim bucket hat?

our tatty daddy 🥵🥵🥵

Jailbird

@neverwheremoonchild is this bucket hat gilfy of him? 😭

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OKAY LAST ONE OF JOJO I PROMISE (who am I kidding)

He's so beefy, and the CHAIN 😩😩😩

jailbird

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saw this & thought of you and night walks joel

I love it 😍😍😍

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LOOK I found this on Pinterest via @lioverde

YeSssss it's night walks!Joel!! When I was first writing night walks, I was googling my ass off and searching Pinterest like a fool looking for Pedro in PJ pants, totally ignorant of the gold mine that is dieter bravo! He really is a blessing. DTF dieter, too.

Night walks AU

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Sweet peas dresses? Maybe dirtier and more faded hehe

Yes!! These are great. I think my favorite is the third one (the white one). I also have this tank top and the pattern reminds me of sweet pea: