#joexlaizer

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making up after he cheated (asked siri for the time)

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Ranger friendgroup headcanons;;;;

ranger + sara: hero vs villan dynamic,

"what will you do sara- you either save the school or catch your greatest enemy!"

"...my greatest enemy? .....Shin???"

"What- no- me!"

But seriously i feel like joe is the only reason they hang out with eachother, that and sara wants to keep a close eye on the guy who likes to blow shit up. I feel like sara would be infinitely annoyed that the school does nothing about rangers constant skipping and disregard for rules, but then again, i think that might make her reflect on her own family status and how it may have factored into her sucess. Ranger would also be extremely jealous because of all the shit sara is good at, like math, socializing, sports, ect.

anzu-

I think anzu and ranger could easily be pranking buddies- like rainbowdash and pinkie pie. They also probably both keep up to date on slang so the conversations are like. "Oh she thought she ate that one" "she didnt even pick up the fork" "period"

Ranmaru-

Ranmaru is the punching bag of the friend group, not just for ranger. I feel like its so easy to make fun of ranmaru. I feel like whenever ranger isnt being a complete dick, tho, they would find they share alot of views on humanity. I can only imagine how they figured out the other was a Will Wood fan.

Kugie-

Ranger and kugue very much match eachother energy, theyre both a bit mean with their humor i feel. I do think kugie is a bit *smarter* which means she'll think of her insults quick, while rangers take a while to come up with so he quickly runs out of new ones. Also rangers speech impediment doesnt help. But they also both have sorta grown similar ways of dealing with the fact that. They're very clockable. Theyre both the kind of kids that get called slurs by randoms in the hallway. I like to think eventually theyd get to a point were theyre like "someone just called them a f*ggot???? Only im allowed to call them that!"

Joe-

Before dating:

I like to imagine joerangers meet cute would be after joe uses the wrong charger on his school laptop or accidently puts the brightness so low he cant tell the computer is on and seeks rangers help at the student-ran help desk. I feel like joe would like rangers looks immediately, specifically his fashion sense. Joe would end up feeling bad after figuring out ranger has 0 friends, ect, and try and introduce him to everyone else. Ranger appreciates these efforts but ultimately has trouble admitting how much it means to him. Joe and ranger would play videogames alot. Joes mom also would really like ranger (despite her misgendering him at first). I feel like ranger would also insist on giving joe money and things like that, which embarrasses joe alot. (Since ranger has never had money problems)

While dating:

Pretty much still the same but more flirting, and ranger would probably beg joe to hang out with him more, basically just being a clingy boyfriend. Ranger fucking SUCKS at masking his autism but he feels really comforted by joes presence, and isnt as worried about joe judging him. Theyd also volunteer at the animal shelter together!!!

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is it Joe and Laizer or Joe and Ranger or does it depend

While Most of my hcs are for a human au or a non-death game au (mostly just because thered be like very few canon compliant opportunities for them to meet ;-;), i feel like calling ranger laizer just wouldnt sit right with him, because it would devalue him/reaffirm his infeiriority as a doll, and also i feel he would see changing his name as trying to run from his actions, or ignore them. Not to mention i feel like everyone around you telling you that you aren't really yourself and you're actually a different person and you didnt do all those things you remember doing would like SERIOUSLY fuck with a person,,,,,

Thats just my interpretation, and also i like the sound of ranger better :p i do sometimes tag joe x laizer just bc ive seen it called like that.

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joe: hey ranger! How many letters are in the alphabet?

ranger: 26.

joe: there was 21....

ranger: 26, joe.

joe: then i must have forgotten... U, R, A-

ranger: 26, joe.

joe: Q, T!

ranger: there's 26, joe.

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Joe: "Money can't buy happiness."

Ranger: "Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting."

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Other joeranger enjoyers pls be my friend