out of context lines from my unfinished jojos fics
spoiler: it's mostly caejose
In a horrifically humiliating turn of events, the pair begin to wrestle. It’s a bizarre scene of a man in his 60s desperately trying to keep hold of a squirming, protesting twenty-something– a passerby probably should’ve alerted authorities, it all looked very strange.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” Kakyoin shrieked, asking the question Jotaro had been ever since he met the man. He was, as Jotaro always had been, ignored.
“Caesar!” Joseph said excitedly, hands fluttering around as the man sat himself up, groaning and rubbing his palm over his forehead. “About damn time you woke up! Some crazy shit is happening, and you’re there snoozing away!”
Joseph thought, upon returning to New York and finding his family gathered around a headstone with his name carved into it, that he’d maxed out on his ‘weird things happening to me’ quota for the month. Unfortunately, he was wrong.
“Hey, uh– Jotaro,” Kakyoin stage whispers, “Any insight?”
God, he wished. “None.”
Caesar, who is honestly handling this concerningly well, just nods. “Of course it is me.” He says soothingly, though his expression is pinched. “Jojo… why are you so old?"
“What the hell, Caesar?!” Joseph yells back, still a bit wet and pathetic.
Caesar looks towards Jotaro and the others, somewhat harried. “Hello. Do you people know what is going on?”
Avdol answers. “No, not really.”
Polnareff adds, “Who are you?”
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When I see something crazy, I immediately think of Grandfather Joseph
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Quick Joseph doodle!! More doodles under the cut :D
I used pics by @figuo_figuyama on Instagram as reference!! Their photography is so awesomeee hehe
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