I love that 90% of the War Room operations are
Cullen: our soldiers will do it!
Leliana: our spies will do it!
Josephine, taking a massive toke: Some shitty noble in the area cheated on his wife AND his secret wife with his secret girlfriend’s mother, he’ll fucking do it if he knows what’s good for him
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the dai advisor dynamic is so funny to me because it’s just cullen being teased by two chaotic good bisexual women and when morrigan joins it’s like “oh yeah. weren’t you that lady that could turn into a swarm of bees in the circle tower while i was getting tortured by blood mages and demons ten years ago” “yeah” “great”
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BioWare on Twitter: "Here’s to long days with good friends. #DayofFriendship #DragonAge https://t.co/xwrZxu7y9m" / X
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I think it would be rad if they met again under better circumstances <3 but I'm sure they have reunions yearly somewhere different every time to play canasta and gossip
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the most enjoyable part of DAI is watching the advisors cuntily arrive at the war table like it’s a rupaul’s drag race season entrance. cullen did a sheet mask beforehand, josephine’s eyeliner is as sharp as the tip of that quill, & leliana’s been waiting three games for her moment to truly serve. morrigan guest stars - thirty, flirty, & no longer homeschooled
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Rejoice !! The lingerie piece is done 📣
You can pay what you want here to see the N*FW version ;)
Also bonus protag reactions to their ladies:
[Carrd 🃏]
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DRAGON AGE INQUISITION: The Advisors
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don't mind me spreading propaganda about this non-canon ship
I have thoughts about them and you can't stop me
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because what IF DA:I was a 60s noir detective story? What then????
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A bardcore version of "Work Bitch" is playing in the background
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