#jpisms

[liquid-geodes]

Compiling a list of JPisms (funny things JP has said) that will be making their way into my regular vocabulary:

"A bee's dick of a thing"

"Eff my hoot owl"

"I'm a cow"

"I'm a lawn mower moo moo"

"Sick nasty bro I made it down there"

"1 2 3 I'm a ball in distress"

"It ain't easy being hard"

"Can I put my clothes back on?"

"Ride the line like a pinecone"

"There's questions I want to know but answers I don't have"

"WISTOL PITCH"

"I will fid you bedwell"

"Let me put my naked back on"

"Slow and steady wins her"

"Are you titing my source?"

"I CANT there's a little PeNiS that hits me!"

"It's not fun down in the shaft Wade"

"I got f'd in the boom boom"

"It's a tumor dick, tudick... why aren't you a dick?"

"Thank you I blew myself"

"If it goes up you know it's time"

"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW"

"We over shat that"

"What the frickin Jeffery dude"

"There's a big dick maze"

"The trees have no gravity"

"No gar, we're not pirates"

"Am I usher?"

"I like to eat pineapples"

"My names bethany"

"I'm one behind calm your tee tahs"

"tEAT my patience"

"We went up to go down, it's logic!"

"It was a complete strategy to my strategy guide!"

"This is actually basketball and I'm winning"

"What was I thinking? Again! Part two"

"Smack a goat and call me billy"

"No, it's crab crack"

"That's just not correct"

"IM LONELY AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS IM SINGLE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"He's got the brain power of a microwave"

"Some of us just died of dysentery"

"You ran out of pee pee"

"Come on! Be the little hoe that can!"

"I'll write you a dicket"

"Jump, little hoe!"

"Yeah I masterbate when I fall to my DEATH"

"I'm sucking the pickle"

"Keyboards have rights'

"With size comes less use"

"No YOU thought of it, hole"

"Of sadness and hatred except, hole in one"

"I'm gonna rip my nipples off"

"That's a lot of cow holes"

"I'm not expecting to win, I'm just looking for not last place!"

"I don't know what I just did as an acorn, but it wasn't human"

"Are we dildos?"

"Oh I wanna go look at the mouse :("

"🎶 Jack frost jacking off his nose 🎶"

"This sucks like a chicken"

"A cow goes bounce!"

"You know what else blows? A fan"

"The little nutsack that wouldn't"

"I'm in last place don't take that away from me"

"Oh gravity! I forgot about that"

"I'm not sick I'm allergies"

"Thank you dude I feel pretty hot"

"The boys in the yard with the milkshakes"

"I got in then I was out burger"

"I do the same shot 3 times and get 4 different results"

"I'm bad, but I'm glad to be Brad. I'm Brad, bad."

"Do you ever want to just... eat a donut."

"Is combat on?"

"I'm gonna rip my nipples off"

"It IS a pretty dumb ramp..."

"What are you sucking you're in there"

"I am inevitable. Wade is.. trying to go too hard at the Hardee's"

"You're an egg"

"Aw babe"

"🎶 it is very tropical and I don't know why I want to cry myself to sleep everyday🎶"

"It's Romano"

"WHY ARE YOU WASTING ALL OUR TIME YOU NIPPLE TWISTING MOTHER EFFER"

"Think of a little turtle. Now think of him in soup. Yeah you're sad now."

"I'm a gOOse"

"I don't like the situation I'm in"

"I'm an idiom"

"Sit back, grab a drink, and enjoy the ride"

"If I still had nipples I'd rip them off right now"

"I can't believe it, I can't believe it's not butter, I'm a bogey"

List will be updated as I discover more

[liquid-geodes]

I'm gonna commit all of these JPisms to memory and also my heart