#julekalenderposting

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didnt think i’d be 24 and enter december like: me and my emotional support televised advent calendars. but here we are

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OH THE CROWN

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it’s blåfjell time

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got hypothermia? a twig or two should fix that!

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“why dont you make purple dye and stop being racist”

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“i sleep”

“you’re so fucking strange”

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despite living in a literal cobalt mine they’ll really be like “the only colours are gray. and blue” as if erythrin isnt pink.

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if you open your fridge and the only thing in there is goat cheese i would argue everything is in fact not ok

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the last 3?4? episodes the solution to any problem has been put! a! twig! on! it!

someone’s stolen the key to the firewood cave? we’ll use the twigs we sleep on! put the twigs in the furnace!

ohshit not enough: MORE bedtwigs

local kids dying of hypothermia? TWIGS

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ajsjha “and i didnt get a name” akdjha

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came out the womb walking, w a hat and a vest no less

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as if theres no difference between carrying an infant through a storm and a 90 year old woman

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they literally explained the pun when naming the pig and i still didnt get it

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sat all episode waiting for her crown make an appearance- was disappointed

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the mailman still looks like ole einar bjørndalen

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shhdjn she said if i get depression i have to abdicate