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juney-blues · 2 days ago
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i don't even know what to say. i kinda think you should just die.
trans women specifically are so hated that getting mistaken for a trans woman is dangerous. thank god all of us can clear up that we aren't trans women to defuse that tension a little bit, thank god we can all fall back on not being trans women when it comes to legal matters. imagine if you couldn't do that. sure would suck if there was a type of person who couldn't do that. glad none of us are like that though.
I'm Glad We're All Equally Susceptible To Being MISTAKEN For Trans Women. Truly We Are All Faggots In The Eyes Of The State.
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juney-blues · 5 months ago
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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
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juney-blues · 2 years ago
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heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day
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juney-blues · 7 months ago
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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juney-blues · 2 days ago
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fafnir and kanna are definitely the most explicit examples, the characters i could make a genuine textual case for, (especially fafnir,) but it's really hard to not see it as a theme woven throughout the entire show. elma's introductory arc is all about adapting to and making sense of human society, and all the dragons deal with being a fish out of water to some extent. even if they're just meant to be otakus, kobayashi and takiya are both extremely knowledgeable about maids (and ready to infodump about them at a moment's notice.) fafnir's food sensitivity is repeatedly brought up, but never as a joke at his expense.
miss kobayashi's dragon maid is autism media!
it's not just me, right. half of the cast of maid dragon is, in fact, incredibly autistic?
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juney-blues · 4 months ago
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let's hear it for the people who have been denied autonomy so long they are now incapable of exercising it. do any beautiful women want to literally own me like a dog.
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juney-blues · 8 months ago
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lot of people take the idea they might be an oppressor like it's some kind of curse or marks them or makes them fundamentally irredeemable.
this means whenever someone suggests they might have structural power over some group, rather than being normal about it and going "oh yeah i should be mindful of how i act so i don't abuse that," they take it as a personal attack, and either jump to defending themselves by denying it, or start lashing out.
this makes 99.99999% of all conversations on this website completely fucking unbearable.
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juney-blues · 8 months ago
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we call statistical denoising algorithms "Artificial Intelligence" and handleless segways "Hoverboards." We have given up on the future.
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juney-blues · 3 months ago
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Be honest. If i was rendered in gorgeous pixel art with extremely intricate dithering, would you try to beat me in mahjong for the prospect of seeing my pixelated titties?
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juney-blues · 2 years ago
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people who use she/her and it/its pronouns have it so fucking hard honestly
you list your pronouns as she/it? that sounds like shit. you have poopnouns instead of pronouns. what the hell.
it/she? now you're itchy. girlthings just can't fucking win
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juney-blues · 2 years ago
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i love solar beam,
water pokémon 5 to 10 levels below me prepare to feel the unmatched power of the sun.
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juney-blues · 5 months ago
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estrogen will turn you into an anime girl. your imperfect fleshy body will melt away and be replaced with immaculate linework. your eyes will become the size of tennis balls. your hair will shine every colour of the rainbow. every time you move a poor overworked animator will only be paid 10 yen per frame.
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juney-blues · 1 year ago
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highly influential piece of Web media that relied heavily on Adobe flash, stars a character who's skin is pure #ffffff white, who walks around without any arms. title starts with "homest"
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juney-blues · 1 year ago
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there is a very big difference i think between "i was and am a semi-public figure/niche internet microcelebrity and it felt incredibly weird and gross to have strangers speculate on my gender identity" and "my friend who i personally know joked that i might be trans and that helped me figure a lot out" and I think a lot of egg discourse happens when someone acts like these are both the same thing that should be treated the same
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juney-blues · 1 year ago
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that "pear shaped" is an idiom meaning "something has gone wrong" is a scathing indictment of the british people, and their lack of proper respect and appreciation for a "thick bitch"
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juney-blues · 2 months ago
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idk sometimes i kinda wonder if such a thing as a unified "trans community" even exists. and i *definitely* wonder if such a thing as a unified "queer community" is real.
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