#just ... cuz joshua... is you know... rude asf

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Seventeen but They Love You...Too Much paRt 2

Joshua

His abstinence club is a major problem for him

Ok he dropped out of it for you

yO bOi is tHirsty

Writes bible verses on napkins and puts them in your bag for when you go to work

You didn't know he wrote on the napkins until someone was like "Wtf is that on your face?" and you saw ink everywhere

He introduced you to his mom even tho you've only known shua for like 3 weeks

It was extremely awkward so you hid in the bathroom for the rest of the time

He saw that vernon rapped to you earlier so he decided to give it a try-

Joshua: "Oh you so cute...you make my mouth go mute when i see you...um" *joshua runs away in embarrassment

Since he is Seventeen's gentleman he holds the door open for you, he hit himself in the face with the door but hey he was being a gentleman for yOu

He gave you a promise ring so people would know you're his

Ok you lost the shit in less than an hour, I think Mingyu took it

The8

He painted you a portrait to express his love for you

It legit looks nothing like you but it doesn't matter because it's beautiful

Forget it being beautiful Woozi destroyed it in the middle of the night

Jun is his boi but he is willing to beat his ass for you

He locked him in the bathroom once so he could dance with you

Jun: "WTF MINGHAO LET ME OUT!!!!"

He likes to do his fancy b-boying dances for you too

Bad idea he did it in the living room and knocked Seungkwan out with one kick

Kwannie was in the hospital for a week

You and Minghao both went out for wine

He ordered like 5 glasses and got tipsy af

You both had to leave when he kept singing you 'Flower' outloud in the restaurant

He tried to kiss you too but you dodged a bullet *i woUld nEver doDge iT*

You had to drive him home too so he rested in the backseat

Since he was so wasted all you could hear is him mumbling like "jsjsjsjs hammmmm"

Oh Minghao why

He took you to a luxurious museum so you both could be intellects but he fell down the stairs

You try not to laugh...

You try so hard...

Dk

He got you a cat for your birthday

The cat hisses at him all the time tho he is terrified of it

Him, Seungkwan and Hoshi used to be friends but when a hoe gets in the way friendship doesn't last

*Hoshi sitting in a chair drinking wine he stole from Minghao*

Hoshi: "So...I hear you're interested in her/him too eh..." *drinks wine but chokes on it a lil*

Dk: " Ye so what I'm better than you anyways..."

Hoshi: "i wiLl gEt my revenge..."

Dk always looks around him, he is paranoid at what Hoshi might do, that bitch is crazy

Dk often tells rumors about the other guys to you to make them look bad

Dk: "I don't think you would wanna hang out with woozi...he has a temper...HE'S MEAN TO ME-..i mean he's rude af to everyone

You: "Ohhhh really???"

While you were at work one day you come back to see the house a mess, apparently him and Mingyu were "wrestling"

S.coups was involved someway somehow who knows

You decide it would be a great bonding experience if everyone just had movie night together

Not even 10 minutes in and everyone wants to sit next to you

Wonwoo: "Um...Woozi I was gonna sit next to her/him..."

Woozi: "Oh well too bad bitch"

*You sigh*

You: "Can we just watch the damn movie?"

Seungkwan: "Of cOuRse anYtHing foR yOu"

You: "Fuck this imma go watch the movie by myself..."

Dk tries to walk into your room to watch the movie with you but you lock the door

Dk: "shiT"

Dino

He dances for you just like Hoshi and Minghao does, he doesn't like competition

He can't really impress you when Jeonghan keeps embarrassing him calling him his baby

He laughs at all your jokes, even the really shitty ones that aren't funny

You: "I guess you can say he felt JEALOUSY"

Dino: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *falls on the floor laughing*

*You stopped laughing like 2 seconds ago*

Sometimes he waits til midnight just to leave flowers by your door

Sadly Seungkwan walks by and sees it says Dino, scratches it out, and puts Seungkwan

Valentine's day is the worse they keep giving you shit and you have no space to put anY oF iT

Dino gave you a bear bigger than him and you have no where to sleep cuz the bear just sits on your bed...staring at you...

He suggested you sleep in his bed but BOi slOw doWn

He likes to listen to music with you but he talks so damn much so it ruined the experience

Jeonghan

Suggested you both get matching shirts so you guys could be a cute couple

Yeah...Minghao totally threw Jeonghan's shirt off a bridge...

Jeonghan needs to get his money back for that

He likes to take pictures with you and shit but you're not too big on picture taking *me tbh*

Jeonghan: "One picture please?"

You: "Ok...why not..."

You take a picture but jeonghan drops his phone and it cracks

Jeonghan: "FuCk"

First it was all those damn hugs with Mingyu and Papa Coups but even worse Jeonghan likes to cuddle...alOt

You: "Hannie I need to go to the bathroom..."

Jeonghan: "A few more minutesssss"

You: "If I don't go in the next 5 seconds imma explode"

Jeonghan: "Ok you can go"

He thought it would be cute if you both gave eachother cute nicknames so you call him Hannie and he calls you 'Cute ass bitch'

*Jeonghan on the phone*

Jeonghan: "CUTE ASS BITCH I MISS YOUUUU"

He's been studying english he doesn't know what he's saying leave hiM bE

He likes to write you LOVE LETTER(s) too but his handwriting makes it very difficult to read but it's still sweet

He stole candy for you, that hoe loves you

Jun

He takes you out to dinner for noodles but they’re spicy like EXTREMELY SPICY

 Your lips are numb asf you may need to go to the hospital

Jun: “I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THAT HOT FOR YOU”

he is awkward like 90% of the times so conversastions  are pretty difficult

You: “What kind of food do you like?” 

Jun: “...um...i...like noodles...” You: “I don’t know how to respond to that.”

Wants to teach you Chinese but you find it difficult

You: “Ni hao...”

Jun: *says a fluent Chinese sentence* “It’s really easy I swear”

You: “WHAT??? BITCH HOW???”

He likes to serenade you but every time he tries someone interrupts him

Jun: “My I-”

Hoshi: “Can you shut the fuck up i’m trying to sleep it’s 3 pm bitch...”

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