#just give him a sec

[kurtkankle]

[bellabrady]

911 characters + text posts part idk

[bumble-b-goode]

Hot Boi Summer

[lemm-moxx]

Breathes heavily

The Undersculpt fans are raving (Kane)

[silliest-dude]

funny thought if you ever feel up to it but it'd be so hot if you just pinned me to a bed and grinded on me, forcing me to watch you without touching you at all

bottom??? BOTTOM???? BOTTOM WANTS 2 B DOMMED??? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[ruporas]

soft (and some bittersweet)

[sincerely-sofie]

Concept: If you stray too far from the main path of a passage of time, you will end up in a completely different time period than intended.

Fact: Dusknoir has six sableye accompanying him on missions to get those meddling kids, and their little lizard, too.

Additional Concept: The sableye are horrible little menaces with major “Ooh! Shiny!” syndrome and are prone to running off after potential trinkets they spot.

Theory: There were so many instances while traveling through passages where the sableye strayed from the main path in the noble pursuit of Shiny Pretty Treasure that Dusknoir had to come up with a strategy to minimize all the times where they had to turn around and go rescue the sableye(s) who got stuck in the fossil Pokémon era again.

Idea: In a post-credits AU where the future trio are living in the present, the gang are all prepping to time travel somewhere, and he instructs them to use this strategy out of habit. What ensues is Dusknoir having a small heart attack when he realizes and Celebi getting the most beautiful teasing material she has ever seen.

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[androids-insides]

I want to give Stanley a bouquet of flowers but it's the ones that spray water

(Then I'll apologize later with some actual flowers)

((AND I WILL TAKE THAT COMPLIMENT WAR! YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME))

That's us, btw. We're dueling with our thank-you-for-your-favour-sabers.

[brittlebutch]

actually it's kind of funny how people will say Alex's fatal flaw is that he 'doesn't ask for help' and that it's his determination to handle things on his own that leads to his deterioration and eventual death when his whole introduction to the present-day timeline was a very literal cry for help that simply went ignored

[fuumiku]

i love how you draw chilchuck with gray hairs<3

Ty <3 We have to take up Kui’s torch and carry on her legacy even as she and Trigger couldn’t keep it going for workload reasons…

[spotsupstuff]

Quieres?

what the fuck a dog...... longest dog known to man, has to be a dachshund or smth. dachshund dipped in gatorade

quieres quieres… tal vez, what da dog doin

[basilibino]

Season 8 was like 6 years ago(I feel old) and I know ppl have differing opinions on the Mr Echo thing (but it was intended, made it to storyboard and blocked animation and then dropped, soooo) but. I can see his recruitment p easily tbh. Bc the whole reason Dr J was in that lighthouse was because he was resurrected, forced there, and ordered to build Skulkin vehicles by Samukai. But Samukai in the flashback we see has already been deposed as leader of the Skulkin/Underworld. Which means the orders to do so most likely came from Garmadon.

And since Mr. E is one of the head honchos, he's likely an early arrival to the team, so I don't think Harumi has a whole lot figured out at this point, she's just got her Trauma and some Bad Influence Friends and an obsession with Lord Garmadon. So. Like. Plausible deniability road trip that she's just visiting important markers of Ninjago's recent past, all of which involve Lord Garmadon in some meaningful way; its sightseeing, its cathartic, and it gives her time to develop her dream Motorcycle Gang/Resurrection Cult. She's not looking for anyone at the Lighthouse, but she is looking for vehicle blueprints so she can be the Koolest leader on the block. But oops she looks in the basement and there's an Echo.

And she's flipping out bc??? A Ninja???? In the Lighthouse basement??? I mean it makes sense that it would be this one but???

Except this rusty old robot has no idea what she's talking about with this Ninja stuff, he's just waiting for his dad to come back.

And Harumi pauses.

Because how long has he been waiting? He's not sure, he had no proper way to measure time in the basement, and he doesn't have the best view of his clockwork heartpiece. But it was after his father saw a strange ship docking; Echo was worried it was the People who had locked up his father in the first place, but instead his dad sounded happy when he saw whoever was out there. It could have been a front, though, as clearly it was never safe to let Echo back out. Then Dr J popped down briefly, while everyone above was resting, to tell Echo he was desperately needed elsewhere, that it wasn't safe to bring Echo, but that he'd be back in no time.

And the pieces are fitting together for Harumi. And she's like. Your dad's dead, bro.

And he's like. What? Did he die doing what was needed of him?

And she's like. Oh, no. He died a few years later.

And he's like. Why didn't he come back for me????

And she's like. Probably because they kept him away.

And he's like. Who's they?

And she's like. The Ninja I was talking about earlier.

And it surely can't be hard in universe to find pictures of Zane and Dr J post s2-pre s3, so she pulls one up and shows Echo who is freaking out bc why is that one kind of like him and Harumi explains that that was the droid his father created first, that he became a Ninja, and that hes probably the one who took their father away and kept echo waiting for years.

But Echo has doubts, shocked as he is abt a new older brother, he wants to believe the good in the situation so he's unsure. But Harumi mentions that the Ninja's failures to uphold more than their self preservation/interests has led to uncountable losses and devastation in Ninjago time and time again, before delving into her own story. And she seems so kind, and so hurt, and I do think there's a genuine connection btwn these two that forms from this shared emotional torment that they decide came from the Ninja, and now Echo is more receptive.

And then Harumi gets to start her Garmadon pitch because wait! If Echo was made here, then that could only have happened because of Lord Garmadon. And she reiterates that he's the reason she and her city could have even survived The Great Devourer. And maybe Echo's family-by-creation left, maybe they were untrustworthy and lacking, but that's OK bc if you look at it all a certain way, Garmadon is more of a father to Echo than Dr J was. And Echo is a vulnerable, overwhelmed mess who just found out his dad fucked off for years without him and also died, and also he has a brother??? Who their dad clearly seems to have favored??? Did they even know about Echo??? Did they delight in their life free of him???

Basically. Kinda Spinel-core but getting abandoned and left completely alone does that to you. Especially when the first person to find you after being abandoned is a deeply hurt and misguided teen who is probably kinda desperate for someone, anyone else to see the Ninja the way she sees them.

[redwithjoon]

Do the CM writers know the permanent impact they have created by making Prentiss call herself 'Mommy' canon? Ive seen minds completely melted ive seen people crying on tje streets ive seen bisexuals proofing that Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) is very real and I have se

[gecko-in-a-can]

Riggs numbah 3 :p

Numbah 3 you say? 👀👀👀

ask them to describe their love interest

Yknow I haven’t thought much about what Riggs’ type would be! He doesn’t have any in game, but on a general scope I do think it’d be pretty simple.

Riggs values kindness, sincerity, and passion. If someone shows that they care about others, if they present themselves as they truly are, and if he’s able to see a fire burning within them over something- anything, it’ll be over for him. of course he can be put off by other aspects added to that: arrogance, condescension, judgement, things like that would be a very quick turn off. He’s also a bit dense when it comes to romance. He’ll develop feelings for someone without realizing they’re actually ROMANTIC until something slaps him over the head with it. if you ask him though? He’d probably say something along the lines of

“Oh I’m not picky. Honestly, if they can make me laugh they’re halfway to an engagement! Though, I’ve got to admit: I’ve always had a weakness for the smart types. Can’t understand what they’re saying half the time, but man do they just beam when you ask ‘em what they’re thinking about.”

[saphira-approves]

Just got an email that my Murtagh pre-order has shipped. I sense that my ability to be a normal human being has suddenly declined significantly.