#just not like the batman 2022 because that one was too much like Syndrome/Incrediboy from the Incredibles for my comfort-

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Can I get some general hcs for riddlebomb?

OF COURSE! :D

🔎🧨 Right off the bat, these two ran into each other completely on accident.

🔎🧨 Like, ran into each other at the hardware store.

🔎🧨 Wesley had a bunch of pipes, Ed had a bunch of bits and bobs.

🔎🧨 After that, they just sorta. kept in contact.

🔎🧨 "It's too late, Batman! When the clock reaches zero, the bomb in that room will go off!"

🔎🧨 "I put all the explosives I could fit into it in, Boss-man!"

🔎🧨 "YOU WHAT?!? OH MY GOD, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AN ACTUAL BOMB WHERE IS I-"

🔎🧨 Safe to say, Riddler watches Nothing like a fucking HAWK most of the time.

🔎🧨 In all due fairness, if your boyfriend had a hyperfixation on pipe bombs?

🔎🧨 YOU WOULD TOO.

🔎🧨 They're like, one of the more domestic couples.

🔎🧨 "HONEY, DO YOU THINK A CAESAR CIPHER WILL STUMP HIM?!"

🔎🧨 "SPELL IT BACKWARDS, THEN CAESAR SHIFT IT!"

🔎🧨 Nothing tries to help Riddler with his stuff as best he can.

🔎🧨 Which means Riddler has to(begrudgingly)help Nothing with his schemes too.

🔎🧨 "No, honey, you can't blow up the Gotham City waterways. You did that in June."

🔎🧨 "I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 'BE GAY DO CRIMES', YOU WERE BARELY ABLE TO BREAK OUT OF GOTHAM LAST TI-"

🔎🧨 They do have sweet moments!

🔎🧨 Riddler just. hates having to bail Nothing out of Gotham because he got bomb-happy again.

🔎🧨 Nothing tests Riddler's escape rooms that he subjects Batman to.

🔎🧨 Most of the time, he lies down and cries because he doesn't think he's smart.

🔎🧨 Riddler remedies this with sending him into easy escape rooms.

🔎🧨 He will NOT have his beloved thinking he's stupid. Batman can wait, his love needs reassurance, dammit.

🔎🧨 That being said, sometimes he will(JOKINGLY) call him a dumbass. Nothing is fine with this, as he knows Riddler means nothing bad by it.

🔎🧨 THE INSTANT SOMEONE ELSE CALLS NOTHING STUPID, HOWEVER; IS THE INSTANT HE BECOMES LIKE GHOST FACE AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.

🔎🧨 Riddler WILL track down the perpetrator and pull a Scream Ghost Face on their asses. And then proceed to DOX THEM ON WHATEVER THE UNIVERSE'S VERSION OF TWITTER IS SO THAT PEOPLE CAN FIND THEIR MANGLED CORPSE WITH THEIR BLOOD SPELLING OUT "Don't call my darling stupid :)"(The smiley-face is important.)

🔎🧨 All-in-all, very loving towards one another! :D

I love my gays sm <3