#just watch he'll get black and white checkers tattooed on himself when he's shit faced drunk and won't even regret it in the morning

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Live for the notion that Benny is always wearing something with a chequered pattern on it like

it’s especially hot out one day so he ditches the blazer. comes down from his suite in a short sleeved button up but oh look it has black and white checkers.

christmas comes around and his christmas jumper? black and white checkers. is it christmassy? fuck you

goes for a dip in the pool. swim trunks? black and white checkers

needs to blow his nose. handkerchief? black and white checkers

one of his boys is getting married or something and they beg him not to wear the goddamn chequered suit so he just “ugh fine” and turns up in a normal black suit and then when someone makes a quip like “funny to see you not wearing checkers haha” Benny looks them in the eye, props his foot up on the nearest piece of furniture and rolls up his trouser leg and oh yeah socks have black and white checkers

gonna be wearing a chequered tie at his own wedding. that's non-negotiable, baby.

the only item of clothing he weirdly never wears checkers on is his undies which are always those boxers with love hearts that you see when dudes get pantsed in cartoons