#k.e.w.k. answers

[killemwithkawaii]

It’s 10 am, I haven’t slept, and I can’t stop thinking about what Sal and Larry’s favorite pizza would be. I think my obsession with this game has gone too far lmao

>sdlfjka welcome to the club anon! The obsession is Real but we like it that way UwU 👌👌👌

>I hc that Sal is one of those people that is capable of eating just about any food that he's served (strong stomach, high pain/discomfort tolerance, lived off hospital food for years, will inconvenience himself and lie through however many teeth he's got to spare the feelings of others), but he prefers mild flavors and soft textures. He'll eat whatever pizza you get (as long as it appears edible), but is a basic 'pepperoni/ plain cheese' bitch at heart.

>Larry, on the other hand, canonically has a weak stomach and grew up eating his moms home-cooked meals. So, I think he's a little picky with his toppings, but won't shy away from some complex combos if they appeal to him. I could see him demolishing a large meat-lovers with extra cheese by himself (especially if he's been taking bong rips between slices), but he'll audibly gag and refuse to touch the entire pie if he finds one(1) olive on there. (The 'contaminated' pizza would then be pawned off on Sal or Chug, because Lisa would kill him if she ever found out he wasted that much food.)

[killemwithkawaii]

Do u think Sal has to shave his face under his prosthetic?

Well, to answer this question, let us consider:

>Henry has one hell of a beard, and since Sal takes after him quite a bit, I think it's safe to say that he's genetically predispositioned to have some thick fuzz on his face from the moment he hit puberty (as for his head, I guess we'll never know if Sal inherited Henrys receding hairline, too... 😬)

>Hair doesn't grow on scar tissue, so Sals facial hair would be patchy at best, and any deep divots, bumps or ridges caused by his scarring might make shaving a tedious challenge...

>Letting his hair grow wild would probably be pretty uncomfortable too though- it would hold in extra heat, rub against his prosthetic, possibly get caught in buckles or seams, peak out the edges and breathing holes, and, if he's prone to drooling or dribbling and isn't super on top of cleaning his beard after meals, he'd risk harboring bacteria, or at least being more greasy and smelly than he'd be otherwise (the poor guy already has to smell his own breath and sweat constantly, I think he'd prefer not to add his lunch leftovers to the mix) sooo... sounds like the chore of shaving might be worth it?

>However, with how thick Sals hair is and how delicate his facial skin probably is, he might be prone to irritation and ingrown hairs (and nicking himself) if he tries to get a clean shave with a traditional razor...

>So, my answer is:

Sal most likely keeps his facial hair trimmed very short using an electric razor with a guard (and now im gonna be Thinking About It) 🪒✅

[killemwithkawaii]

I’m about to try and draw my own version of Sal so I’m pulling together a bunch of drawings of what people think his face looks like, instead I accidentally made a photo collage of Sal (I own none of this art but also don’t know who all they belong to aside from yours in the top left corner, but credit to everyone who drew these-)

>Guys please admire this Yan!wall of our favorite darling blue boy with me for a minute... 🥺📸💙💙💙

>Off the top of my head, I know the very bottom left drawing of Sal in a beanie/skirt is by verymerryart (link to her insta bc she's not very active here), but if anybody else wants to help identify the artists, please chime in!

>Hope you've been having tons of fun drawing your own version of Sal! Since his face is mostly up to interpretation, it's always a lot of fun to see the variety of designs that different artists come up with for it c: (My only request is that you make it nice and fucked up, but otherwise PLEASE take whatever self-indulgent liberties your little heart desires...~ 🎨💖)

[killemwithkawaii]

*high steps through streets ringing overly loud and big bell* All Hail! The King of Cringe hath returned!!

Pictured: The King of Cringe on parade 👑🎉💕

[killemwithkawaii]

I’m so sorry but after that pun just imagine fucking Larry’s face 🚪🏃‍♀️💨

>... wait, were we not doing that already?? 😳💦

>He's got long hair and big brown puppydog eyes (that water easily) for a reason, folks 🤷‍♂️

>Just... be mindful of his gag reflex... for everyones sake 😬⚠

>Def a learning curve... he's doing his best be patient with him 🥺 but if/when he does tap out, the consolation 'handy'man HJ will be good, at least! 👍⚖

>Did you use a very similar emoji combo in another ask you sent in (that is currently waiting patiently to be answered bc im gonna make it and a few other asks kiss)?? Because if you did it is now your signoff claim congrats 🚪🏃‍♀️ anon~ ✅

[killemwithkawaii]

Just leaving this here as an assist for both of our beautiful ADHD/aus spec minds

BOYS👏IN👏BIKINIS👏👏REDRAW👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

We've selected this one for Larry, and need volunteers to help hold him down again, any takers?

I want this one! Grace says I can borrow it 👇

>Ah yes, the option that I completely spaced on (but will be added to the next redraw decision poll OR I'll just do it cuz me and Gracie are fucking PARCHED) 👙👀💦

>I feel So Validated in this Chilis tonight thank you nurse /gen 🥺🙏🌈♾ (getting an official diagnosis is such a fucking pain but damn the AuDHD shoe sure does fit perfectly on my perpetually-fidgety foot... 🤷‍♂️)

>MOVE OVER I'M FIRST IN LINE TO PIN LARRY 🏃‍♂️💨 (It's gonna be like riding an angry bull while also trying to put a two piece on it, but I think I can stay on for at least a few seconds 🐂👍)

>I will be tweaking and/or taking input on the bikini designs when I eventually do the redraw, but I think these are excellent places to start~ 👀👌📝

>The cut of the top will make Larry painfully aware that he has cleavage (which he will of course be bashful about, for our collective enjoyment) 😳🍈🍈✅

>Aaand I'm picturing Sal constantly adjusting and retying those strings (bows aren't as resilient as the buckles he usually has to deal with😖), but I'm sure we'd have plenty of volunteers to help him have avoid a wardrobe malfunction 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🎀✅

[killemwithkawaii]

OMG OMG OMG!!!

istg ur fics r too good and u like my headcannons. I'm fucking freaking out!!!!

>D'aww thanks man!! I'm glad you like my work! 🤗🤗🤗

>You freaked out? Over me..?? 🥺👉👈 sdlfjas well I hope you didn't freak out TOO bad... 🙈💖

>I check the SF tag just about every day, and in such a small fandom, it's always great to see people contributing their work! Though I do admit I can be a little picky, so a like means I REALLY like a post and DEFINITELY wanna revisit it (your hc included) 👀👌💯🗃

[killemwithkawaii]

can i be cheesy and say that 2024 is already better because you're back? 🫂

💕💕💕

[Side note: I dub thee 'Cheesy anon' or '🧀 anon' if you don't have a signoff claim already]

[killemwithkawaii]

Your Larry meat lovers pizza hc is so accurate, I can see this man absolutely demolishing one of those ginormous 20 oz steaks in about five minutes

[Insert 'obligatory pun about Larry stuffing his face with over a pound of meat and shamelessly loving every minute of it' here] 🥩💦✅

[killemwithkawaii]

Mitch, look! I think you might like it!

...goddamnit you know what i needed this today thank you Meadow 🍓🐇💖

[killemwithkawaii]

Me: Oh, Mitch is going on hiatus. Maybe SF will have less of a chokehold on me while one of my favorite blogs takes a well deserved break?

Me, 8 Months Later: *happily chilling with SF now in my top 3 fandoms* :D!

-🦊

>Glad you carried on in my absence 🦊 anon! Contributors can come and go, but obsessions fandoms themselves never truly die... 💕

>Also I'm one of your favorite blogs...?? Aww... 🥺👉👈💖💖💖

[killemwithkawaii]

And just like Avatar: The Last Airbender, the air nomad returns 🙌🏻 How's our fave weed smoking dad?

>Awakening from my 100-year AFK stasis so I can spread the doctrine of cringe and participate in fandom shenanigans once again ✌

>As of right now, I'm doing pretty well! During my time away, I was mostly focused on addressing IRL issues, so I'm currently doing my best to shake off the rust and get back on my bullshit after not really drawing or writing consistently for a long time. It's... a process lol but receiving such a warm welcome from my darling kouhai has definitely been motivating 🥺💕💕💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Happy birth month, Mitch!

>Thank you Meadow, it's so sweet that you remembered!!! (especially because I forgot until like a week ago sdklafjk) 🥺🤗💖💖💖

>Normally I celebrate a birthday week on the blog, but you don't reach official fandom elder status every year... a month-long Dirty Thirty celebration sounds pretty great ngl...~ >:3c 🎂🍻🎉♾

[killemwithkawaii]

Hiii senpai!! I'm glad to see that you're back! I hope you're doing okay today and remember that you're the best duncle ever!! 💙💜

REIN HI!! :D Thank you for the warm welcome, It's great to hear from you and it's great to be back and doing my thing~ 🤗💙💙💙 dlfkadfa aww 🥺 I wouldn't say I'm the best, but just having the 'duncle' title is an honor... and makes me wanna go grill something to feed all you hungry rascals lmao 💪😎🥩🍔🌭🍴🌞

[killemwithkawaii]

wanna make Larry walk around in the skimpiest little outfits I can find

Jock straps, bikinis, banana hammocks, thongs, miniskirts, booty shorts, mesh shirts, crop tops, assless chaps, lingerie, aprons, bath robes, maid uniforms, the infamous virgin killer sweater, hoodies with nothing underneath...

You're only limited by your own imagination, Anon~ UwU 👙🌈✨

[killemwithkawaii]

I have discovered things about myself, I am gender fluid! And love going by he/him pronouns now. So I got very tingly seeing that one piece with Sal's face all messy 🥴

You 🤝 Me

Gender fluid with he/him in the pronoun repertoire ♾💪✨

>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY CONGRATS ON THE SELF-DISCOVERY ANON!!! It always sparks so much joy to hear someone cracked their egg and let the light shine in on their beautiful selves 🥹🏳️‍⚧️💖💖💖

>And I am SO FUCKING HAPPY that the Sally Facial set hit in that very specific way for you (bc SAME, THATS WHY I MADE IT)!! 😭👌💦

>We may not be able to give big fat facials IRL, but anything is possible through the power of Art...~ UwU🎨🌈💦💦💦🎭

>Wait... there's a joke here... uh... something about our gender fluid fluids drenching Sals face and making him all wet... something about fluid viscosity and semen...? Gender fluid people have SO MUCH drip, it soaks our f/os faces... Sal being in the gender fluid Splash Zone... uh yeah you guys get it sdlfjdlaf