Kid!Aegon: Every time I go to a hotel I take a bite of soap, just to mess with people.
Criston: You DO realize that by eating soap, you’re the one who’s losing, right?
Kid!Aemond: You’re just jealous he was brave enough to taste the Forbidden White Chocolate.
Kid!Aegon: White chocolate’s disgusting!
Alicent: AND SOAP ISN’T?!?!
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