#kenpchi zaraki

[throwmethroughawindow]

Took this from @leftsidebonfire who took it from @thus-spoke-lo but omg what a good idea!!!

I’m not sure if I could pull any of my favs tbh but if I couuuuulllddd, who would you think it would be???🥰 I love all of these mf’s so honestly if I can pull any I would feel honored😭😭😭😭

NOT ME USING KENPACHI AS A VOTE BC I DIDNT THINK PEOPLE WOULD PICK HIM AND PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM LOLOL MY MAAAAN🥵

[bleach-story-time]

Duct Tape

Ikkaku accidently gives Yachiru duct tape

Ikkaku had spent plenty of time in the World of the Living before the battle with Aizen and now that things had settled he had returned to get a few things they didn't have in the Soul Society.

One of those things being Duct Tape.

He had been introduced to this magical device when he was living with Keigo. It had the strength to hold just about anything together that was broken. It also was a hell of a bandaid in a pinch.

Pleased with his purchase he headed back home with a quick stop at Urahara's shop. He would be a dead man if he returned to the barracks without a treat for the lieutenant. He placed the candy in the bag with the four rolls of tape and head to the senkaimon.

It was late when he crossed the threshold of Squad 11. The members of the barbarian squad were all starting to settle down with either heading to thier rooms or out for dinner. They greeted him as he passed by but he didn't drop his bags till he was in the office Kenpachi shared with Yachiru.

In the dim off the Captian was hunched over scribbling something on a form that Yumichika had just placed infront of him. Yachiru was at her tiny desk coloring on an official looking form.

They all looked up, "back already Ikkaku? Did you gry everything I asked for?" Yukichika inquired as he placed another form down infront of Kenpchi. The captian clicked his tongue as he read it over it briefly before scribbling his name across the bottom.

"Of course I did, though I don't know what you need all those face cremes for." He said be ding down to dig through the bags for Yumichika's items.

While he did that Yachiru abandoned her desk to come dig through the bags as well. Before she could even open one Ikkaku thrusted the bag with the candy in it. "Here lieutenant this one is for you."

"Oh thank you Baldy!!" She giggled as she shot away.

Yachiru liked to take her treats to hide them away.

Ikkaku sorted out Yumichika's cremes before he set a bottle of Sake on Kenpchi's desk. He would sort through his things later in the privacy of his own room. First, he wanted dinner, a hot shower, and maybe a few drinks before retiring for the night.

Of course as it normally does, a few drinks turned into a few bottles and the next thing the 3rd seat of Squad 11 knew he was waking to a splitting headache.

Grumbling he rolled over and out of bed to start his day. He started by separating out the items he had gotten but something was missing. He checked the bag again to make sure they were empty. The checked on his desk, under his bed, and tossed his room looking for the rolls of tape.

"What the hell I know I got them. I put the lieutenant's can...." He started to say out loud before his face paled. He had put Yachiru's candy in the bag with the duct tape and he had given that bag to Yachiru last night.

Somewhere in the Seireitei the hyper pink haired demon of Squad 11 had four very large rolls of duct tape. Ikkaku gulped and wondered if he acted now if he could stop her from causing chaos.

A high pitched shrill from Yumichika's room told him it was to late though.

While Yumichika had consumed a large amount sake the night before he knew what his limit was. He didn't need bags under his eyes or the headache that came with over doing it so he had turned in early.

Sitting up, he stretched one hand up and the other behind his head. He had a full day of work a head of him. The quarterly reports were due at tye end of the week and they all needed to be signed by the Captian. Of course, Captian Zaraki could only be bothered to signed when he wasn't fighting other members of the squad or napping or bathing, or doing anything else so Yumichika had to get the paper signed when he could.

A couple of years ago he had tried forging the Captian's signature but the lieutenant of Squad 1 had pointed out how neat the writing was and Squad 11 was forced to do the paper work over.

Getting out of bed Yumichika sat down in front of his mirror to get ready for the day when he was met with a most un flattering things slapped across both his eye brows.

Two large gray squares stared back at him one over each eye brow. His shrill voice pitched high in a scream, "what the hell is on my face!?"

The next thing he knew, Ikkaku had rushed into his room, "Yumichika what's wrong?" He asked but stopped once he got a good look at his friend. He almost had to stuff his whole fist in his mouth to stop himself from laughing.

"Its not funny Ikkaku!" Yumichika yelled turning back to the mirror. He reached up slowly and tried to pull one of the offending pieces off but quickly stop. The tape pulled on his delicate skin and it hurt. Again he turned to Ikkaku, "what the hell is this!!"

Fighting his urge to laugh Ikkaku answered, "you remember that tape Keigo showed us?"

The color drained from Yumichika's face. He indeed recalled this substance. They had tested its strength on a number of things including one test which involved taping several bowling balls to the ceiling. He turned again to the mirror who ever did this was going to pay.

Ikkaku was about to try to comfort his friend when a deep grumble from behind him told him that the captain was awake. He turned hoping that Yachiru would be hanging off his shoulder sleepily.

No such luck.

"Good morning Captian!" He said with a deep bow, "um you haven't seen Yachiru this morning have you?"

Kenpchi scratched the side of his face, "not this morning. Last night she came bouncing in saying she had a secret treasure." He looked down at Ikkaku and his head tilted. "What's with the stupid look ya sick or something?"

When Yachiru had a secret it was never a good sign. Ikkaku wonder just how far she had gone with the tape. "No sir, it's just Yachiru's secret treasure is actually something from the World of the living" no use in lying about was going on. "Its a super strong adhesive tape called duct tape."

Kenpachi raised an eye brow, "who the hell would be dumb enough to introduce Yachiru to something like that?"

Ikkaku sighed, "me," he admitted.

It was at this moment that Yumichika stuck his head out onto to the hall. "This is your fault!?" He screamed pointing at his face.

"The hell is on your face?" Kenpachi asked as he reached over and pulled off one of the strips.

There was another high pitched scream as Yumichika grabbed his face doubling over in pain. When he stood back up he rubbed his hand over his eye. "The hell Captian!" When his hand dropped both Kenpchi and Ikkaku's eyes widened.

"What? Did it leave a red mark?" The fourth seat panicked going back into his room. The next sounds that came out were a soft whimper before the sound of a body hitting the ground.

Kenpachi looked at the stip stuck to his fingers. A perfectly groom eyebrow stuck to it. "And Yachiru has one full roll of this stuff?" He sighed she couldn't get into to much trouble with just one roll. However the look on Ikkaku's face told him that it just wasn't one roll.

The large captain took a deep breath and let it slowly, "well nothing we can do about it now. She'll either get bored or run out of tape and then come home." He turned to walk to the offices. "Tell Yumichika that I'll be in the yard fighting when he wakes up, if he wants those papers signed." And with that Captain Zaraki walked out of the sleeping quarters.

Ikkaku looked dumbstruck at his captain's back. Were they really gonna let the Yachiru run around with duct tape? Of course, now that he thought about it out loud what could they do? If Yachiru did not want to be found they wouldn't find her. And even if they could find her the damage she had already had done was done, nothing they could do now.

Kuchiki Manor

Byakuya had rolled over to get out of bed like he always did. He was quick to dress for the day before he turned to exit his room. At least he tried. The door, which should have slid open with little to no effort, would not move. He tried alittle harder but still the door would not move.

It was to early for this and he was not in the mood.

He was about to rip the door off the frame when an alarming scream came from Rukia's room.

Without hesitation a sea of pink blades ripped through the thin door and the head of the Kuchiki family was quick to his sister's room.

Normally he would knock before entering, it was rude to enter a woman's room without her permission. However, right now was not normal and he could hear he struggling. So he threw open the door sword drawn...the room was empty.

Or so he thought.

"Nii-sama!"

Rukia's voice drew his eyes up. She was pressed to the ceiling incased in a gray cocoon. In fact not only was she up there but all of her furniture was upside down as well.

With a careful hand Byakuya cut Rukia down in such away he could catch her when he fell.

"Thank you," she said shyly when he placed her on the ground.

"What happened?" Byakuya asked examining the gray material.

"I don't know. I came home, did some reading, and fell asleep. This morning I woke up and I was upside down." Rukia explained. He looked at the material in her brother's hands. "What is this"

"I don't know but it's an eye sore" he spoke in his stoic voice. He reached up to yank the offending material down. To his and Rukia's horror the material came down but so did the paint and a chuck of ceiling.

Without a word Byakuya turned, "your room will be back in order by the time you get home. For now please use my room to get dressed and ready for the day."

"Yes, thank you Nii-sama" I

Rykia bowed as her brother walked swiftly away. Of course, now she would have to find away to get her clothes out of her wardrobe.

Squad 8

To say Nanoa was furious was an understatement. She had just spent the last 2 hours looking for any of her hair clips, only to find them taped in a shape of a flower on her wall.

Only one person would be stupid enough to take them. Only one person brave enough to sneak into her room while she was asleep. Only one person who would think....

"Captian!" She snapped slamming thier office door open. She was about to continue yelling when she noticed her captian face on the floor his shoulders shaking.

Panic skipped through her, her anger forgotten, "Captain Kyoraku," he hurried to his side and knelt down ignoring the wet substance on the floor. "Sir are you hurt."

Shunsui mumbled something in a huff that she couldn't understand. "Sir please turn over and talk to me. Tell me what wrong."

There was another huff before he turned his head, "Nanao-chan is so mean. I didn't even drink yesterday." He pouted.

"Mean? What are you talking about? Are you already drunk?" It was at this point that she could now smell the strong scent of Sake.

"No, I'm not drunk. And you're mean because you broke your word!" One would think the good captian was dying the way he was acting.

"Captain you're not making any since!" Nanao was starting to get very agitated. "What word did I break?"

Shunsui gave a dramatic sniff that made his lieutenant roll her eyes. "You said that if I had one drop of Sake before I had finished our quarterly paper work you would tape my bottles to the roof upside down."

Nanao looked up, sure enough there were 30 to 40 bottles of Sake taped to the ceiling upside down. She looked down, the substance she was kneeling in was Sake. "I even showed up to work early to finish the paper work." He sat up with her help, but he looked so defeated.

"Captain," Nanao started. "I swear I did not do this," she finished slowly. She stood up to take a closer look at the ceiling her head tilted a bit. The tape that was holding the bottle up looked vaguely familiar.

"Captian," she said putting her hands on his shoulders, "let me borrow your shoulders" she said without waiting. She climbed on his shoulders, "stand up please." She commanded.

Shunsui was a little shocked but did as he was told. Slowly he stood holding on to her legs so he wouldn't drop her.

On her captians shoulders, Nanao was just tall enough to reach one of the bottles. Using a Kido spell she cut down the bottle before tapping Shunsui on the head. " Ok put me down."

He knelt down slowly and she slid down his back. Turning Nanao held up the tape covered bottle. "What is this stuff?" He asked taking the bottle from her hands.

"I don't know but I am willing to bet the Department of Research knows" Nanao said in a sour tone.

Department of Research and Development

When things went wrong there was a chance, a good solid chance that the problem originated from the Department of Research and Development. In fact 98% of the issues the Soul Society faced had come from this place.....the bounts.....the Hogyoku.....just to name a few.

However, this issue of the gray substance that people were finding stuck to thier face or that was being used to tape things to the roof was not from the Department of Research and Development. So the angry mob that was currently mouthing off to Captian Kurotsuchi was un warranted.

"I have no clue what you people are yelling about! I've never even seen this stuff." He yelled over the noise as he examined the tape.

"We've heard that before" Hitsugaya snapped.

"But this time I'm telling the truth." The 12th Captian chipped in.

The was another uproar of yelling.

While the yelling and arguing got heated Urahara slipped in carrying a box. He was passing out new pagers when he looked over the crowd.

"That's duct tape." He said in a calm voice.

"What?!" A group of angry shinigami asked in unison.

"That stuff is Duct tape. Super sticky tape, it comes from the world of the living." He said nonchalantly. "Yachiru was running arpund earlier. Told her it was strong enough to tape someone to the ceiling." He laughed.

Everyone looked around, now that they had slowed down and looked Squad 11 was present.

There was a collective sigh, there was little they could do if it was Yachiru.

Squad 11 - one week later

Kenpachi had waited a full week for retaliation from the other squads....and nothing. He had started to believe that they had some how gotten away with it.

That was until he opened his office door. His desk was buried under a mountian of paper. He walked over and picked up a sheet. His eyes almost bulged out of his head. It was a bill from Byakuya. The cost to fix his ceilings and doors.

He picked up a few more, they were all bills.

Kenpachi groaned this was gonna cost a small fortune. "Yachiru! Ikkaku! Yumichika!" He barked each name in a voice that made the windows shake.

Usually when this voice was used all three were quick to answer him. A growl escaped him, and he was about to yell for them again when he heard a muffled yell.

He looked up, his three highest seats were duct taped to the ceiling. The tape covered their mouths and eyes brows. Only Yachiru looked like she was having the time of her life.