#kingscrack;

[treacherousglaive]

@lightwithinthenightsky Hi.

@hyperionknight New it.

@spineshattered dat ass icon.

Pretends to not notice the number three fan.

[treacherousglaive]

@misplacedxheroics

Not the best, but you asked for it.

Luche:

Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!

Tredd:

Darn right.

Luche:

No one says "no" to Luche! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

Tredd:

More beer?

Luche:

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Tredd:

Who, you? Never! Luche, you've got to pull yourself together.

Tredd:

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Luche Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Luche Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as annoying as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy(not) Ev'ryone's awed and apalled by you And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Luche No one's quick as Luche No one's shoots their allies in the gut like Luche For there's no man in the crown half as manly Perfect, a pure god! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Tredd and chorus

No one's been like Luche A king pin like Luche

Tredd:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Luche

Luche:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Tredd and chorus:

My what a guy, that Luche! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Tredd:

Luche is the best And the rest is all drips

Chorus

No one snarks like Luche Throws quips like Luche

Tredd:

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Luche!

Nyx:

For there's no one as surly and brawny

Luche:

As you see I've got freckles to spare

Tredd:

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Luche:

That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with nair!(not)

Chorus

No one hits like Luche Matches wits like Luche

Tredd:

In a snarking match nobody snarks like Luche

Luche:

I'm especially good at irriating!

Chorus

Ten points for Luche!

Luche:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen bags of salt Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen bags So my snarks is roughly the size of a barge!

Chorus

Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Luche! No one shoots like Luche Makes those beauts like Luche

Tredd:

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Luche

Luche:

I use leather in all of my decorating!

Chorus

My what a guy, Luche!

[treacherousglaive]

@inferniangod

cont from here

-Arises from the ashes like a bitchy phoenix, less majestic and more cover in soot.-

“No you’re fine, it happens all the time.”