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dustedandsocial · 6 years

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June, previously. The end of the month rundown of what was best in June: but in July. June: July. There’s plenty where June came from. Christ’s Kingdom is eternal. June (July)

Was on vacation at the end of last month and forgot to upload this June rundown. So here it is. I’m better than Pitchfork. I’ll fight everyone at Vice HQ. I unearth more underground music than The Wire and The Quietus combined. I’m the best. Down with all with music mags, sites for profit, music content subsidiaries of Old Spice, Monster Energy Beat Camp etc. Bring info exchange to the fans, build the community, Patreons for our celebrated writers, donations for our artists, down with the for-profit content factory. Long live the independent, community-oriented content factory. I’m #1.

Here, this:

Rock, hard rock, rock music, rock and roll, heavy hard rock

Full-Lengths Acolytes - Rupture LP (Alter) Al Doum & The Faryds - Spirit Rejoin LP (Black Sweat) Alameda 4 - Czarna Woda CD (Instant Classic) Big Blood - Operate Spaceship Earth Properly LP (Feeding Tube) Boyhood - Bad Mantras LP (Shuffling Feet) [nice follow-up to their underappreciated lp from a few years back, although a bit more traditionally pop] Brian Case - Plays Paradise Artificial LP (Hands In The Dark) Chaos Echœs - Mouvement LP (Nuclear War Now!) Danielle Dahl - Loosening Orion's Belt CS (Abstract Tits) Dreebs - Forest of a Crew LP (Ramp Local) The End - Svårmod Och Vemod Är Vardesinnen LP (RareNoise) [complete rager] Eugene Chadbourne, Steve Beresford, Alex Ward - Pleasures Of The Horror LP (Bisou) Flesh Narc - Pillow Talk CD (Heavy Baby) H E X - BLDG CS (Wetwear) Ivan The Tolerable - Le Monde Inversé 10" (Vinyl, Ack! Ack! Ack!) [far removed from prior Ben Wallers homages, Ivan brings something unexpected to every new release] Jukka Nousiainen - Ei enää kylmää eikä pimeää CD (Jukan Musiikki) [the only rock star on earth] Larry Wish & His Guys - The Mouth is the Most Promising CS (Bumpy) Maxine Funke - Home Fi CS (Brierfield Flood Press) [lo-fi folk, every song a winner] Palberta - Roach Going Down LP (Wharf Cat) Patois Counselors - Proper Release LP (Ever Never) Slushy Guts - The Blasted Stump CS (Cusp Recordings) [most underrated band in the UK] Society's Decline - No Angel On The Shoulder Of The World LP (Skrammel / Kibou) [favorite hardcore record in quite some time, pretty straightforward, thuggish. Brainbombs approved] Stefan Christensen - City Code LP (Knotwilg) Überkrøppling - Sådan Ka' Det Gång Gadagång (Mastermind) Uniform & The Body - Mental Wounds Not Healing LP (Sacred Bones) VA - Para Cuando En Mi Te Mueras 20 Unearthly Sissy And Sassy Hits CS (Comidillo Tapes) Yunclas - De lingua ad mortem CS (Grabaciones Autobombo)

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Singles, EPs, Demos

Alienation - Bitter Reality 7" EP (Warthog Speak) [best hardcore band in north america] Chloe Alison Escott - Hard Femme in Argyle EP (Self-Released) Cremalleras - Mercado Negro 12" (Thrilling Living) Dead C - On The Outbreak Of Civil War 7" (I Dischi Del Barone) Dame Area - Immagina il passato- ricorda il futuro CS (U-Bac) DEAFKIDS - Espiral da Loucura (Self-Released) Full of Hell / Intensive Care - Split 7" EP (Anthems of the Undesirable) HEX [UK]- TOUR DEMO 2018 (Self-Released) Ivan The Tolerable - Ring Around The Country 8" EP (Endless Records) La Misma - Negociac¸o~es De Paz Continuam Como As Fabulas 7" (Toxic State) Lion's Cage - Lion's Cage 7" EP (Heavy Dose) Perverted Ceremony - Perverted Ceremony 12" (Nuclear War Now!) Pig Frenzy - Pig Frenzy CS (Smikkelbaard) Pineapple RnR - Pineapple Rik n Roll 7" EP (Lumpy) Puke Puddle - Detox CS (Epileptic Media) Pumice - Platelets 7" (Soft Abuse) Sect Pig - Crooked Backs CD (Nuclear War Now!) SSRi - SSRi CS (Sexy Romance) Stef Ketteringham - Marcos' Bomber Jacket 8" (Endless) Thackery Earwicket - Lost My Heart In Space CS (Un je-ne-sais-quoi) Urbanoia - Nådeløs Vold 12" (Byllepest Distro) [*Pictured] YOR - YOR THE FUTURE CS (U-Bac)

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Experimental, Avant-Garde, who even knows

◉ ╋ ◑ Stefano Pilia & Massimo Pupillo - κένωσις (Kenosis) LP (Soave) Black Crumbs - Black Crumbs CS (Chthonic ) City Dragon - Owl Drugs CS (Andesground Label) Dan Olsson - Relaxing and Stress Relieving Music for Smartphone Users CS (Zeon Light) Embassador Dulgoon - Hydrorion Remnants LP (Nonlocal Research) Gate - Winter Songs LP (8mm) Gonçalo F Cardoso - Impressões De Uma Ilha (Unguja) LP (Edições CN) Helicopter Quartet - Last Death of the Phoenix (Self-Released) i_like_dog_face - Sleepless Illusions LP (Hot Releases) Lärmschutz - Fruits CS (Faux Amis) Laurie & Olly - Ample Profanity LP (Slip) Micromelancolié - Streaming CS (Never Anything) Monopoly Child Star Searchers - Make Mine, Macaw II LP (Discrepant) Noel Meek and Cameron Stallones - ADVENTURES IN OBJECT-HOOD! CS (Ikuisuus) Officina Errante - Recorder! Ricorda CS (Linear Obsessional) Ophüls - The Demons (Sentencia) [*Pictured] Stilluppsteypa - Beach Jolanda LP (Ultra Eczema) Sunk Heaven - Where All Sides Collapse LP (Hot Releases) URBI-FLAT - 8 Petites Pièces De Variété LP (Replica) VA - Studies On Regression Of Organic Substances And Sounds CDr (Sounds Against Humanity) Will Guthrie x TSAATAN - Will Guthrie x TSAATAN (Noise Bombing) Yngel - Indonesia CS (Insula / Abstract Tits)

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Free Jazz, Fake Jazz, music with instruments and no vocals, etc

BACZKOWSKI ∕ PADMANABHA - Mastoid Process 7'' (Iron Lung) Charlie Morrow - Toot! Too LP (Recital) Didi Kern & Philipp Quehenberger - LINZ LP (Shameless Rocks) Evan Parker & Eddie Prévost - Tools of Imagination (Fundacja Sluchaj) Flamingo - LOUD CD (Relative Pitch) Grabek - Day One CD (Gusstaff) Konstrukt - Oryantal 12" (Holidays) Les Conférences Bunker - Malédiction / Bénédiction (Self-Released) [*Pictured] Madalyn Merkey - Happy Birthday Julie Moon! (Self-Released) Malaikat dan Zoo - Malaikat dan Zoo (Noise Bombing) Marc Sinan & Oguz Buyukberber - White (ECM) Michel Kristof and Vinnie Paternostro - A Place You Could Not See... (Muteant Sounds) Nathan Corder and Tom Weeks - Anaconda (Noise Pelican) Oiseaux-Tempête - طرب TARAB LP (Sub Rosa) R A I C - Symbiosis- Vol. 1 CS (Lurker Bias) Sam Weinberg, Teté Leguía, Weasel Walter - Weinberg / Leguía / Walter CD (Buh) Toad - Toad LP (La Nòvia) Verneri Pohjola & Mika Kallio - Animal Image LP (Edition Records) WIG - Music For Birds (CRAM)

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Reissues, Archival

Agathocles - If This Is Gore, What's Meat Then LP [Rec. 1988-1990] (Nuclear War Now!) Anima - Anima [Orig. 1972] (Pilz) Anima - Der regt mich auf [Orig. 1982] (Ohr) Anima - Stürmischer Himmel [Orig. 1971] (Ohr) Basa Basa - Homowo LP [Orig. 1979] (Vintage Voudou / Bombay Connection) Blurt - Blurt / Singles CS [Rec. 1980-1984] (Post-Materialization Music) Carsickness - 1979-1982 (Get Hip) Crack Cloud - Crack Cloud LP [Rec. 2016-2017] (Meat Machine) Dimitris Kamarotos - Electromagnetic Landscapes (Unreleased Recordings 1983-2016) LP (Intersonik) Dive - Concrete Jungle 2xLP [Orig. 1993] (Mecanica) Frank Hurricane - Holy Archives Vol. 1 LP [Rec. 2010-2012] (No Fidelity Audio) Graham Lambkin - No Better No Worse (Vol 2) [Rec. 2001-2007] (Self-Released) Happy Rhodes - Ectotrophia 2xLP [Rec. 198x] (Numero Group) Heroin in Tahiti - Casilina Tapes 2010-2017 LP (Boring Machines) Jean-Marie MASSOU - La citerne de Coulanges LP [Rec. 1978] (Vert Pituite La belle) John Foxx - Metamatic 3xCD [Orig. 1980, Remastered] (Metamatic) Jonah Dan - Intergalactic Dub Rock LP [Orig. 1995] (Bokeh Versions) Joanne Forman - Cave Vaults of the Moon LP [Rec. 1987] (Séance Centre) Mercy - Mercy LP [Orig. 1984] (Nuclear War Now!) Mercy - Swedish Metal / Session 1981 LP (Nuclear War Now!) Morgen - Morgen LP [Orig. 1969] (Replica) Muziekkamer - II - Popmuziek LP [Orig. 1983] (Contort Youself) Pacewon - The Pacewon Affect [Rec. 1999] (Roc-a-Blok / Ruffhouse / Blingnot) Plastic EP & The Records - Best Of 7" EP [Rec. 1981-1982] (Xerox Music) Plastic EP & The Records - Well You Want To Make A Record 7" EP [Rec. 1981] (Xerox Music) Poulson Studio - Poulson Studio CS [Rec. 200x] (Albert's Basement) Pseudocode - Next One's Called LP [Rec. 1980-1982] (Sub Rosa) Sam McClellan - Music of the Five Elements LP [Orig. 1982] (Séance Centre) Shahara Ja - I'm An Arabian Knight (Egyptian Lover Remixes) (Left Ear) Sprung Aus Den Wolken - The Story of Electricity LP [Orig. 1986] (Vestibular) [*Pictured] Sprung Aus Den Wolken - Sprung Aus Den Wolken EP [Orig. 1981] (Vestibular) VA - Crumbling Concrete and Rusted Iron? A Soviet Punk Cassette, 1985-1992 CS (No Label) VA - Polish Dark Wave 1982-1989 CS (No Label) VA - Satan In Love - Rare Finnish Synth-Pop & Disco 1979-1992 2xLP (Svart) VA - Studio 12 (Recordings 1980-1984) 5xLP+7" (Blowpipe / Vinyl-On-Demand) UTON - See You On The Other Side [Rec. 2012-2016] (Lactofermented Subconsciousness)

Electronic

Afrodeutsche - Break Before Make CS (Skam) Asger & William Kudahl - Tilnærmelser II 7" (Resonans) Asger Kudahl - Sketches for Revolution LP (Resonans) Bary Center - Betrayal CS (Always Human Tapes) Bead - Deploy Tomorrow's Rations (Self-Released) Belp - Hippopotamus LP (Jahmoni Music) Benedikt Frey - New Now 12" (Live At Robert Johnson) Bill Westerby - KL02 CS (Kavalanic Languages) Boothroyd - Pure Country LP (Fnord Communications) CAPELO - Baby Boom LP (Le Syndicat Des Scorpions) Cosmic Force - Transmitting Illicit Logic 12" (Something Happening, Somewhere) Cleveland - Tusk 12" (ESP Institute) Dravier - Height CS (Jungle Gym) Fluxion - Ripple Effect 2xLP (Vibrant Music) Foodman - Pokopoko CS (Plastic Bags) Graham Dunning - Way Too Much Time 12" (Adaadat) Grøn - Ingen Skår I Frosne Haver CS (Infinite Waves) Haircuts For Men - Possessions LP (Self-Released) HMOT - Inside the Black Box EP (Self-Released) HMOT - Permanent Imbalance 12" (oqko) Jako Maron - The electro Maloya experiments of Jako Maron (Nyege Nyege) Jigga - lillllill LP (Bedouin) Krypton 81 - Concorde (Blind Allies) [*Pictured] Laksa - Delicates 12" (Ilian Tape) L/F/D/M - X-Enter-O 12" (Midnight Shift) Lee Noble - Q EP (Longform Editions) Lokier - Last One 12" (Squirrels On Film) LQ & Headland - Fat Neck 7" (ZamZam) Magic From Space - Ioeoular CS (Plastic Response) Oscar Mulero - Electric Shades 2xLP (Token) ótimoKaráter - Da Clínica CS (Meia-Vida) Théo Spécial - Ivory 12" (Bordello A Parigi) VA - The Black Wig Throw Off 12" (Contort Yourself) VA - Nein To Five (Nein Records) VA - Patina Echoes 2xLP (Timedance) Violent Quand On Aime - Violent Quand On Aime LP (Knekelhuis) Zuli - Trigger Finger 12" (Haunter)

Hip-Hop Rap

(Liv).e & 10.4 ROG - hoopdreams EP 03 Greedo - God Level 70th Street Carlos - Loosies (Download C/0) A.G. - The Taste Of AMBrosia ALLBLACK - Outcalls Bandgang Lonnie Bands - Loosies (Download C/0) Bisk - Hardcorepimpfunk Cash Click Boog - Indictment Music Cdot Honcho - Head Honcho EP Chief Keef - Ottopsy EP Chris Crack - Let's Just Be Friends Chris Crack - This Will All Make Sense Later EP Co Cash - Foolhardy DSR Splurge - Hollywood Dopeboy EP E L U C I D x Haj of Dumhi - No Edge Ups In Uganda Eludem - Films for the Mind IAMSU - 06 Solara Larry June - Sock It to Me, Pt. 2 Lil Blood - Ndugu Lil Yase - Winners Circle MIKE - Renaissance Man Rico Nasty - Nasty Shootergang JoJo - Free Jojo Ski Mask the Slump God - Get Dough Presents EP The Skull Eclipses - The Skull Eclipses Snypa, Rx Peso, Scarfo Da Plug & Drugrixh Hect - Wraith Talk Rx Drug Rixh SOB X RBE & Big Money - Tutuland EP Spitta - Let Me Eat 3 Starlito & MobSquad Nard - Open Cases EP Westside Gunn - Supreme Blientele ZachBlackDiamonds - FreezaMode: All This Ice [Awful-affiliated. Taken down off SNDCLD/BNDCMP, DL HERE] [*Pictured]

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(Also made six mixes in June, which cover much of the ground presented in this post: check them out HERE)

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hrkeyhan2022 · 2 years

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خرید بهترین فیلتر ال جی موشکی تیز

فیلتر اصلی .دارای کیفیت مرغوب استانداردهای لازم.کاملا بهداشتی.بدون ایجاد اشکال، آسیب و یا فشار به دستگاه.فقط و حتما باید در زمان مشخص شده تعویض شود.فیلتر آب ال جی لیوانی- داخلی – مناسب برای انواع یخچال و ساید بای ساید ال جی و مدلهای مشابه.

جهت خریدبهترین فیلترها کلیک کنید:http://hrkeyhan.com/product/%d9%81%db%8c%d9%84%d8%aa%d8%b1-%d9%85%d9%88%d8%b4%da%a9%db%8c-%d8%a7%d9%84-%d8%ac%db%8c-%d8%b3%d8%b1%d8%a8%d9%84%d9%86%d8%af-%d8%aa%db%8c%d8%b2-kl02/

نکته مهم :

حتما فیلترها را در زمان مشخص شده تعویض نمایید. چرا که مواد داخلی آنها اشباع شده و عملا دیگر کار تصفیه را انجام نمی دهند و همچنین با گذشت زمان، مواد داخلی آن فاسد شده و باعث رشد باکتری ها میشوند. حتی ممکن است بعد از گذشت زمان زیاد، کاملا مسدود شده و آب از آنها عبور نکند.

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shunlongwei · 3 years

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Freescale Semiconductor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freescale_Semiconductor Freescale Semiconductor, Inc. was an American multinational corporation headquartered in Austin, Texas, with design, research and development, manufacturing and sales operations in more than 75 locations in 19 countries. The company employed 17,000 people worldwide.

On December 7, 2015, NXP Semiconductors completed its merger with Freescale for about $11.8 billion in cash and stock. Freescale shareholders received $6.25 billion in cash and 0.3521 of an NXP share for each Freescale common share. Including the assumption of Freescale's debt, the purchase price is about $16.7 billion.

Kinetis

On February 26, 2013, Freescale Semiconductor announced the creation of the world's physically smallest ARM-powered chip. The Kinetis KL02 measures 1.9 by 2 millimeters and is a full Microcontroller unit (MCU), means that the chip supports a processor, RAM, ROM, clock and I/O control unit. The chip competes with the Atmel M0+ offerings, which are the low-power leaders in the industry. One application that Freescale says the chips could be used for is swallowable computers. Freescale already works with a variety of health and wellness customers. Both the Fitbit and OmniPod insulin pump use Freescale chips. The new chip was on Display at 'Embedded World' in Nuernberg, Germany, from February 26–28, 2013.

Up to now devices with leading letter codes L, E, M, W containing ARM Cortex-M0+ cores and letter code K or KW containing ARM Cortex-M4 cores are known (see also the related section in the List of Freescale products).

QorIQ

QorIQ is a brand of ARM-, PowerPC-, and Power ISA-based communications microprocessors from NXP Semiconductors (formerly Freescale). The QorIQ brand and the P1, P2 and P4 product families were announced in June 2008. Details of P3 and P5 products were announced in 2010. QorIQ Layerscape product families were announced in 2013, based on Cortex A7, Cortex A9, A15, A53 and A72 cores upon the ISA agnostic Layerscape architecture.

Products

In August 2014, Freescale Semiconductor introduced a range of fully programmable wireless charging chip and reference designs for consumer and automotive applications. The new chipset is certified to work with both the Wireless Power Consortium's Qi wireless standard and the Power Matters Alliances charging specifications.

Freescale focused primarily on automotive applications and is second in market share in automotive applications to Renesas Electronics. Due to this focus and exposure it is expected that car-sharing applications like Zipcar will have a significant negative impact on future Freescale revenues.

Pre：Xilinx

Next：Winbond

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teesunflowerus · 5 years

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Kawhi King Of The North KL02 Basketball shirt

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iamshafihafiz-blog · 4 years

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When I let my hair down, I just let it down.

It's more comfortable in my helmet.

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ambeligher · 4 years

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sunj-ir · 5 years

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خرید قندان مسی طرح انار مدل KL02 با قیمت مناسب

خرید قندان مسی طرح انار مدل KL02 2020 بهترین محصول دیجی کالا قیمت محصول : 70000 تومان برند : Miscellaneous برای خرید و مشاهده محصول کلیک نمایید. برای خرید و مشاهده محصول کلیک نمایید. «قندان مسی طرح انار محصولی زیبا و جالب‌توجه است که میز پذیرایی‌تان را جلوه‌ای از هنرهای سنتی ایرانی …

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brightboruit · 7 years

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thorfire kl02 - cr123 pocket lantern

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theangrymallu-blog · 8 years

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Traffic chronicles

I love traffic . Believe it or not , i love getting stalled in a blockade or red lights. It is amusing for me to see the frustrations , impatience and the anger typical to any such situations. It is actually a refreshing time for me in these hefty traffic when actually i am getting stopped . I have been an average driver ever since i started driving some 13 years ago when i was barely legal . Not much have changed in my style , i mean the driving side, yes now i know there is lever next to the steering called indicator . My profession takes me to places across the globe and was amazed to realize how good we Indians are behind the wheels . The huge cities like London and Barcelona can’t boast of a traffic blockade , from what i experienced, that you typically encounter in a place like Trivandrum. Way to go countrymen.

There people actually follows the rules . There was a taxi driver in Valencia , who stopped at a red light while we were enroute City centre . Whats so unusual for a guy like me is that , there was not even a single car or bike or any human for that matter present in that junction . Still he waits to get the green light.

This incident happened last year in Limassol , Cyprus. I was getting back home that evening . My flight was scheduled at 7:30 PM local time , from Larnaca(LCA) , some 80 KM from Limassol. The taxi was waiting for me from 4:30 , but i could not finish off my formalities till 5:45 . The driver took off straight into the evening traffic . Cars moving slowly,just like a flock of sheep ,all in a single lane to get into the highway .Seriously ? There is another lane and why the hell is he not hitting that ? Why no one is even honking ? In between he stopped at a few zebra lanes and in one case just for a man with a cycle ! You must be kidding ...I asked him to hurry only to realize that he don’t know English . Showed him the flight timing and he simply nodded the head showing his watch . God knows ........

By the time we hit the highway , it is quarter past 6 . I called home and said i may not show up tomorrow , as expected . My first child is all set to pop out and i was desperate to get home. The driver was all sedative in his driving and wanted to tell him to hit the gas. Then i glance upon the speedo , it is above 120 !!! Still no jerk and feels like doing just 60 .The traffic was bare minimum , even by the Trivandrum standards .

An hour later i was sitting on my flight home calculating how he managed to get me here on time ! Had it been in India , i would be still sitting in the car listening to the honking music . Can you imagine going to Trivandrum airport at 5:45 in the evening from Kollam and oh yeah , you have an hour before your gate closes . I can tell you at 6:45 you will be some where near Kallambalam . Congrats , you can go back home. There was this one time when i had a flight at 4 am from Mumbai and this hotel asked me to leave as early as 1:30 am , just to cover a ten mile drive in the wee hours and this old Greek guy drove 80 km in less than an hour, with no honking, stopping at the lights and following the lane . An average driver will for sure takes a minimum 2 hours to cover the 80 KM in a place like Kerala . If not more .

This whatsapp forwarded message truly depict the Indian drivers

In India driving is like a war and in war you don’t give clues to your enemies which way you are heading to

So today , i decided to conduct an experiment by actually following the traffic rules and regulations . Keep the lane , stop for people to cross, no honking and no speeding.

9:15 AM VSSC Veli Gate

Drove past the speed bump straight to Pound kadavu jn . Stopped at the Junction and wait till traffic clear . Honk Honk ....the contract carrier of VSSC on my tails ...

9:18 AM Station Kadavu Railway gate

Pandemonium there , the gate was just opened . There are a million bikes , cars , rickshaws and a couple of trucks all trying to squeeze out of the 5 road junction . Stopped the car at the left side to accommodate the incoming passage . Those from my behind squeezed through the gap stalling the traffic. Waited till the rush settles , five minutes later the gate closed again . Bikes and rickshaws still pouring to the right side of the two lane road.

9:25 AM Kulathur Bypass JN

Cops managing the traffic , so the usual dramas not persistent . Head towards Kazhakootam , keeping the left lane . Rickshaw on the right lane . A three wheeler goods carriage on the left lane . Put the right indicator for lane change and made the first honking. Rickshaw not pulling over . By now the left lane was occupied by many cars , started honking and went past the rickshaw through left side . Me still trailing behind the rickshaw on the right lane . Lane change again .

9:30 AM Technopark JN

Traffic towards Park stopped by the wardens . Bikes went past me without stopping ! Cars on the two lanes on left towards Park and some even half on the right lane . Blockade and honking.

9:40 AM Kazhakoottam JN

Right indicator on and stopped before the Junction . A cop managing the duty .

9:43 AM LNCPE road Jn

People waiting near the zebra lane to cross . Stopped . Total confusion. No one crossed and honking from my behind. Gestured them to cross , but no one stopped on the other lane.

9:45 AM University Gate

Traffic stopped by warden . Bikes went past through left between the people crossing the zebra lane.

9:47 AM Karyavattom Jn

Usually there will be a cop there managing the flow, but not today . Bikes everywhere - left , right and centre. A bus ahead stopped stalling the whole traffic . People crossing everywhere . Waited for the people to cross. Honking from behind. Didn’t move . Honking honking. Once everyone crossed, drove ahead. A KL02 Ford Icon went past me all honking and giving me a furious look, i smiled

9:50 AM Z section near Asian breads

A KSRTC scared the shit out of me , overtaking a car , with lights blinking and honking straight into me . Bikes on the left .

9:55 AM At my parking lot

I realized how difficult it is actually to drive here following the rules. Infact you are putting yourself and others in trouble by following the rules. See for example , i am stopping the car for people to cross and gesturing them to go ahead . Those who are driving on the other lane or even those behind me may not stop , causing an accident. So don’t stop. People here have an unusual ability to judge the speed of the incoming cars and will cross the road with impeccable perfections , unless interrupted by the helmet-less two wheelers who are way beyond any computational analysis . Remember the game Crossy Roads ! They are made after us.

Second thing is , here people do follow the lanes - the right most lane . Everyone is obsessed with that lane - bikes, trucks, cars , rickshaws and even construction vehicles . Once occupied , that lane is for their exclusive use , others damn .

Yellow lights means racing mode on .

Green light - clear out niggas

Red light- Should i really stop , yeah if there is a camera, no one cares otherwise .

Another thing that only an Indian driver can do is driving behind those trucks and buses with no brake lights whatsoever . They can judge whether the crap ahead , name it a bus or a truck for that matters, is going to stop .

Night driving is fun in India . Your aim is to petrify of zombify those on the opposite lanes using anything like a floodlight , for example. Diming lights is a loser thing . If some one is flashing lights, make sure that you return the gesture .Sure we have Gods in the dashboard who will take care of the matters.

Indicators are for kids. It is just an accessory which we rarely use.

A car with a hazard lights on in a junction , no worries, he is telling that he want to go straight . For us Indians , no emergency is an emergency unless there is a honking involved. Giving way for an ambulance is an optional thing and once you gave the clearance make sure that you don’t hit the bikes tailing the ambulance , they are all the relatives .

So you still think Indian drivers are bad ?

#kerala #roadslikethese

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