#kneak wees

[darthjonman]

cicero in situations pt.1 - classics lesson

[high-pot-in-noose]

istg if it wasn't for my shaking, twitching fingers, chronic spoonerism, attention span of a goldfish, and executive dysfunction, it would be over for you hoes! I'd have fifty fully written stories, both original fic and fan fic alike! But as it stands, I write letters three at a time at random, have to go back to fix them, end up 'correcting' words to an even worse state, write phrases like "wees kneak" and "noing gown dorth" and then have to open my phone every five minutes to play half a game of mancala before coming back to do it all over again V_V'

[caspertheconfused]

I got shawty so kneak in the wees she fall overs Everytime I enter the womb

[megatraven]

Me writing fanfic in my head: “now she’s kneak in the wees for another reason”

Me:

Me: well that’s not right

[razzmatazzzzzzzzzz]

Wees Kneak

[thedevilgoats]

[wees kneak]

- Anxiety is being a rat bastard in the hospital. -

[dogboyrevenge]

Today, while explaining to my PE teacher why I won't be able to participate in class, I said

"my wees are kneak "

And with that I am proud to tell you that I will be erasing all evidence of my existence and starting a new life somewhere in Ireland starting from tomorrow.

[rorothemermaid]

Man Crush All Day, Every Day💪🏼❤️ thank you for the kneak wees you give me everyday, and constantly making my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing when we are together. I am far from perfect, but with you I am my best self❤️ you are my kind❤️ love you turd😘 (at White Buffalo Saloon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtxOKiRhUI2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tcdqzaisvjy1

[darthjonman]

they're learning about sea shells

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asparagus

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product of a small argument between me and Fish

[darthjonman]

they're playing

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he is rizzen

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And remember!

We're always watching you.

Always.

[darthjonman]

pepsi

i prefer coke actually