#krakens croaks

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doxing myself by proxy but look at this ingles. ily old grocery store

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still on my monster vash agenda

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i had a dream that tumblr's next feature was that if you looked a post for more than like two-three seconds it would automatically reblog and it was an absolute nightmare

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I think the biggest shame about people becoming way too comfortable sexualizing everything is that it limits creative freedom. now you have to worry about someone's obscure fetish just in case you write something and you have freaks online like 👀 ayooOOO like shut up man. if you're finding sexual undertones in mundane things, you don't 'see the world differently', you have a mental disorder.

No one should have to carefully scoot around something because the internet has made it ok to see everything through a sexual lens

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if no one has told you today, God's not mad at you

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my mom's best friend has just been diagnosed with inoperable cancer. please pray for her. she might not even live to even see her son graduate this year.

please pray for my mom, she's grieving

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who wants to experience prairie madness with me

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saw one of these, wanted to make one too

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my only nitpick with The Boy And The Heron is that the Heron should have remained a scaryass tooth beast the entire movie

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evil dead or any media involving fighting demons is way cooler if a character is religious and I'm not just saying that as a christian ok listen to me

regular ol guy fighting demons:

- sympathetic to demons, allowing them to win

-uses basic ass weapons

-???

-ok

religious character fighting demons:

-has special weapons

-has weight in the spiritual realm, on equal or greater footing than the danger

-never sympathizes, no mercy

-keeping your faith and moral code even when dying is badass in every context

this doesn't even just apply to Christianity it can be any religion in fiction ok. grabbing you by the face

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if you remove christianity or at least the question of the afterlife from goth all you have are bats and the color black I guess

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my sister just walked in and asked me if they’ve added G K Chesterton to fortnite yet

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one of my younger sisters just said 'alas these evil days should be mine' in response that we are out of cornbread

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imagine a dinosaur right now

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every picture of bigfoot is blurry and grainy bc he’s radioactive

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the guy wearing skinny jeans and skating poorly isn't a poser, he just wants to learn to skate because he likes skating

the guy who makes billions of dollars selling fast fashion based on skating culture without consulting skaters or being in the culture is a poser

help others get into a subculture, stop mocking people who try