#kris stadtlander

[rhaenyratheconqueror]

Kris Statlander successfully defends her TBS title against Nyla Rose | AEW Dynamite 5/31/23

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[strappdxddy]

More than a woman

Hello lovely’s! So it been a minute since I played Kris but below I’ll be explaining how I play her a bit and posting a plot/connect call so if your interested please feel free to DM me! Thanks!

Kayfade: Kristen Stadtlander better known as Kris statlander twenty seven years old AEW wrestler and current TBS champion. Kris is much like her in ring persona. A very chaotic bi-sexual who struggles with her love life and feels like she needs to prove herself to be the very best in the ring do to her past traumas.

Plots/Connections:

Her boys/best friends: @orangexl , @gentlemania, @greeeeeeeeeeeg (kris would literally do anything for these boys. They’re pretty much the closest thing she has to family in this business).

Female besties: (Just a few girls Kris goes to about stuff she can’t tell her boys.)

Hookups/FWB/One Night stands: (I’m playing kris as struggle with her love life. After having not one but two failed relationship back to back. So she really just looking to have fun right now. This can be multiple people both men and women.)

Shipping: (I always like to do shipping based off chemistry’s also I’m not trying to ship her with anyone right away.)

[statdaddy]

name: kristen stadtlander age: 28 hometown: west islip, long island, ny status: single sexuality: bisexual.

kris statlander is an aew superstar. she is a former tbs champion. she is apart of the best friends stable and is currently in a tag team with her best friend, willow nightingale.

i play kris stat as an unhinged shitposter pretty much. she loves memes, so do not be surprised if she just @s your muses in memes she think you should see or they remind her of you.

she has never dated caleb konley or max caster in my portrayal. she had a previous relationship with a wrestler before she signed with aew (and that's obviously an ex plot we could do!)

she is open for all kinds of plots. exes, fwb, enemies, friends, you name it. just slide into my dm's on here or on discord and let's get plotting!

[iintergalactic]

KRIS STATLANDER

✧─── kristen stadtlander. professional wrestler from the stars. aew.

Professional wrestling's resident alien, Kris is bound to catch your eye. Dominant and versatile in the ring, whether with her friends or not. After an injury, she's come back more ruthless and determined than ever.

Outside of the ring, Kris keeps to herself and her trusty bearded dragon, Boots. Taking on a distant but motherly role to those around her, she's always down to lend an ear for anyone who needs it - though expect her to be forward and blunt. A fan of all things astronomical, she's always in a world of her own amongst planets and stars of all sorts, which may make her seem cold upon first meetings. Don't let her fool you, once opened up, Kris is the best friend you could ever meet across all galaxies.

✧─── NOTABLE CONNECTIONS:

N/A

✧─── MEET THE MUN:

Angel ⋆ 21 ⋆ Any Pronouns

Local tired witch and aspiring character designer, role-playing is a hobby that's taken up a lot of my life. Coming off a multi-year hiatus, so forgive me if I'm a little rusty ♡

I'm open to plotting with any and everyone, I promise I don't bite! I ship off of chemistry and genuine connection - do keep in mind I write Kris as bi with a heavy fem preference.

[stctdcddyy]

former gymnast turned stunt woman turned wrestler. first female graduate of CAP, NY. dog mom. boots' momma. pixie stick enthusiast. expert recorder player. formerly the galaxy’s greatest alien, now known as more than a woman, kris(ten) sta(d)tlander. acquaintances and close friends would probaby describe her as random. she rocks to the beat of her own drum. she wants to get know everyone she comes across. currently rehabbing an acl injury, kris is working hard to get back in the ring. she is dealing with the hardship of being out of action for an extended period. kris' plan is to come back stronger and faster than ever. penned by star.

best friends: @hayterade

name: kristen stadtlander

ring name: kris statlander

nicknames: kris, kstat, stat, statdaddy

age: twenty-seven

birthday: august 7th, 1995

from: west islip, new york

residence: orlando, florida

sexuality: pansexual

exes: max caster & caleb konley

relationship status: single

CONNECTIONS:

friends:

enemies:

WANTED MUSES:

trent beretta, chuck taylor, orange cassidy, rocky romero, wheeler yuta, anna jay, jade cargill, red velvet.

WANTED PLOTS:

this will be updated when i figure out the things i want! :3

all plots are open! ships are chemistry based.

TAG DUMP

𝔦. 𝔬𝔬𝔠 ☽ 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔦𝔱

𝔦. 𝔞𝔰𝔨 ☽ 𝔦 𝔯𝔲𝔫 𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔲𝔣𝔬𝔰

𝔦. 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 ☽ 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰

𝔦. 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔰 ☽ 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰

𝔦. 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 ☽ 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔨 𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫

𝔦. 𝔱𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔰 ☽ 𝔦 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔯/𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫 𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥

𝔦. 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 ☽ 𝔴𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔢

𝔦. 𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔰 ☽ 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢'𝔰 𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫

[glxysgreatest]

— 𝐤𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐭𝐯𝐭 ; kristen stadtlander aka 𝐤𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. born august 7, 1995. 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 years old. leo. signed to 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. former 𝐭𝐛𝐬 champion. 1/4 of 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬.

𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐒 & 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ;

✩ no mentions of max caster or caleb konley → open to tweaking this plot if we get either but as far as my interpretation of kris goes she’s currently single

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒 ;

✩ best friends → in this scenario i mean orange, trent, and chuck

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ;

any and all! i only ship with chemistry but feel free to dm me or i can provide my discord for plotting purposes

[rhaenyratheconqueror]

JULIA HART VS. SKYE BLUE VS. KRIS STATLANDER | AEW: FULL GEAR 2023

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[area451]

Kristen Stadtlander. More Than A Woman.

Twenty-Seven. Long Island, NY. All Elite Wrestling.

Answers to Kristen. Kris. Kris Stat.

Matt. Twenty. They/Them.

First time muse. Free to plot whatever. Whenever.

[count3rcu1ture]

THE MIC DROP - 05.10.2019: Beyond Storytelling

THE MIC DROP – 05.10.2019: Beyond Storytelling

Unlike other wrestling shows, Beyond Wrestling’s ambitious weekly shows haven’t forgotten that serial storytelling is key. By Michael Melchor, Executive Editor

Everyone and their mom has talked about how awful Monday Night Raw was by now and how the “brand split” is a joke because of the “wild card rule” (that was probably written into the show about an hour before it started). Opinion columns…

[jasvvy]

[superelitepremadesxbaybay]

[nerdcorp]

Wrestler of the Week - Kris Stadtlander

[regalityandcoffee]

Jade Prescott Hey (Ew!) Interview Because...Because.

(Part exercise, part because I'm bored and have too much time on my hands)

RJ: ...are you sure you're comfortable sitting like that?

Jade: (*sitting criss-cross applesauce on the chair next to him, her hands in her lap*) Yes.

RJ: ...alrighty then. (*turns on On Air light*) Hi, my name is RJ City and this is Hey (Ew)! I'm here with my guest Jade Whitney Prescott, former ROH Women's Champion, current member of the scariest clique on the block, Blackpool Combat Club!

Jade: (*shakes her head*)

RJ: Wait whaddaya mean.

Jade: I'm not in the group.

RJ: but- you were at Anarchy at the Arena, and you tag with them and-

Jade: (*shrugs*) it's complicated.

RJ: AH! (*startles Jade*) A segue! It's complicated like your fued with a certain wizard?

[A loud cough cam be heard off set. Jon Moxley is standing behind the cameraman, glaring at the host]

Jade: ...

RJ: (*looks into the camera, then back to Jade *) I sense that's a topic you don't want talk about today?

Jade: (*shrugs*)

RJ: (*coughs*) Anyway, let's talk about music! Your entrance them is "Miss Murder" by AFI? Is that right? Have you ever murdered anyone, Miss Prescott?

Jade: ...no. I almost hit a bullfrog once though but I swerved out of the way.

RJ: that's cool, that's cool. You know, you're a hard woman to get a hold of. Did you know we had to make a whole game plan just to get a hold of you?

Jade: ...Sorry.

RJ: no, no! Don't apologize it's just- (*hands her a list*)

Jade: (*reads it quietly, her eyes go wide*) ...is that why Kris Stadtlander asked me?

RJ: Yes, you have no social media, we don't know your number, and you're impossible to find backstage and when you are you always have a posse of- (*looks behind the camera at Mox, who's motioning him to continue*) uh, Nevermind. Anyway, hows it feel being the first African American ROH woman's champion?

Jade: It's cool.

RJ: You're also the first ROH women's champion form Delaware, that's wild!

Jade: Yeah.

RJ: But it wasn't cool dropping it to Deonna, was it?

Jade: Enh. I like her. She beat me. Fair is fair.

RJ: Where, from the 302 area code are you from, Miss?

Jade: Wilmington.

RJ: You live in Florida now, right? Do you miss it?

Jade: Yeah. I go visit sometimes.

RJ: Where has the better Seafood?

Jade: Delaware.

RJ: Interesting interesting...what's your favorite color Jade?

[Theres a solid 10 seconds of silence, RJ, re-adjusts his mic]

Jade: ...red. (*seems confused*)

RJ: Red like crabs, cool, cool...

RJ: ...you don't like talking much do you?

Jade: Not really. Sorry.

RJ: No, no, it's fine, great, perfect! (*leans in*) You're easier to interview than Hook at least. Yeesh.

Jade: (*looks into the camera, then back to RJ*)

RJ: (*coughs*)

RJ: ...so what's it like being...friends? Friends with the BCC?

RJ: Were you going to go on a tough training session with them? Your workout gear is very nice.

Jade: I like it. They're all really nice.

Jade: (*looks down*) Uh, nah, I came here from training with Keith, actually.

RJ: Ah, Mr. Lee! An old friend! Lovely guy, ain't he?

Jade: (*nods*) He's great.

RJ: What made you become a wrestler, Miss Prescott? You don't look like the wrestling type.

Jade:...what do you mean?

RJ: I don't know you just... you give me cosplayer vibes, like you work out to look buff for cosplays? Do you cosplay Miss Prescott?

Jade: ...not in a while. I did Trunks from DBZ for a con once, and that's about it.

RJ: Interesting!

Jade: Yeah. Uh, but I've been watching since I was a kid. Liked to wrestle with my brother and watch it with my Grandparents.

RJ: are they still with us?

Jade: Grandma's not, she died.

RJ: oh- crap. Sorry.

Jade: It's fine.

RJ: do you think she'd be proud of your career?

Jade: Yeah.

RJ: So you have a brother, that's interesting, is he also in the wrestling sphere?

[The camera pans to Mox, who gives a curt nod]

Jade: No, he does real estate. He used to wrestle in high school but that's it.

RJ: Interresting, Real Estate, Real Interesting.

Jade:... yeah (*fiddles with bracelet*)

RJ: You've been seen biting in your matches, mostly yourself, to not tap? Does that work?

Jade: sometimes.

RJ: what's your favorite edible thing to bite?

Jade: twizzlers.

RJ: what's your favorite inedible thing to bite?

Jade: ....my chew necklace? I guess?

RJ: Jade, would you care to address some rumors circulating about you backstage, at the risk of getting knocked out by your friend in the background?

Jade:...sure?

RJ: Okay. Please don't kill me. Jade Prescott...seems like the type of person who feeds alley cats confirm or deny.

Jade: (*snorts which turns into a giggle*) Yeah, confirmed.

RJ: Jade Prescott...Looks like she's good at long division.

Jade: (*holding back laughs*)Yeah.

RJ: Jade would fight anyone with her bare hands but can't watch scary movies.

Jade: (*nods, the laughter dies down*)

RJ: Wait, really?

Jade: (*nods*)

Jade: Nah, I kinda miss Pushing Up Daises though.

RJ: ...huh. (* scribbles something out on paper*) is it jumpscares?

Jade: yeah. I don't like them.

RJ: Mood! (*yells at someone off screen*) I TOLD YOU IT WASNT JUST ME M- STOP LAUGHING! (*coughs*) Jade looks like she's still pissed Firefly got canceled.

RJ: Good taste, good taste... Jade looks like her favorite Three's Company character is Janet.

RJ: Ja-

Jade: Janet or Terri.

Jade: HEY EW! (*startles RJ*) Hey, ew! Sorry, sorry, I just got the title now, sorry!

[Loud wheezing is heard behind the camera, Mox is doubled over with laughter]

Jade: (*looks away, fighting back a laugh*)

RJ: (*regains his composure, trying not to laugh*) It's alright! You look like... you listen to every genre of music except country.

Jade: No, I like country.

RJ: what's your favorite genre, if you have one?

Jade: Post-punk or synth-pop.

RJ: Fascinating! Where do you stand on the New Order vs. Joy Division debate?

Jade:... they're both good but I like New Order a little more.

RJ: One last question, and them well let you go for a post workout nap! (*leans in*) ...

Jade: (*looks around, leans in too, confused*)

Mox: No.

RJ: what's your McDonalds order?

Jade: Chicken nuggets, fries and a Hi-C.

RJ: Riveting! Riveting!!! Well, that's our, show, I'd like to thank our guest Miss Jade Whitney Prescott, and her special colleague Mr. Mox, for joining us today. Mr. Mox, I can expect for you to be on our show soon, right?

RJ: Please?

Mox: No.

[Screen cuts to black, end of video]

RJ: ...please?

Mox:...