#kuromahisloth

[pocket-luv101]

Kuro: Who did this to you?

Mahiru: It's not a big deal.

Inner Sloth: Don't worry, I won't get mad.

Kuro: We just want to protect you.

Mahiru: I stubbed my toe on a door so you don't need to pro-

Inner Sloth, pulling out a hammer: WHICH DOOR?

[xthunderbolt]

[pocket-luv101]

Mahiru: I'm going on a date with Kuro and Sloth next week. I'm thinking of a haunted house. I can pretend to be scared and hold their hands. Licht: That's not a good idea. The last time they thought someone was attacking you, Hyde lost a leg. He was just pulling a prank on you. Mahiru: Yeah, they can be protective. Licht: My demon was stabbed!

[pocket-luv101]

Sensei: I have engineered a perfect vessel in Sleepy Ash and a powerful spirit core in Sloth. With them, I will become immortal!

Mahiru: Well, I married both of Kuro and Sloth. You can't touch them!

[pocket-luv101]

Inner Sloth: And we'll kill anyone who stands in our way!

Mahiru: We're not killing anyone, Sloth.

Human!Kuro: We'll kill only if necessary.

Mahiru: No, there's always another way.

Kuro: We'll sacrifice Touma to save the world.

Mahiru: ... Acceptable.

Kuro, grins at the other: And that's why I'm the favourite boyfriend.

[pocket-luv101]

[Mahiru cooking...] Kuro: You need any help? Mahiru: Are you actually offering? Kuro: No, but I can put the word out. Mahiru: Then, ask Inner Sloth to come and help me. Kuro: Wait, no! I'll help!

[pocket-luv101]

Kuro, to Inner Sloth: I don't want Mahiru to die. You don't want Mahiru to die. We should be working together to protect him. Inner Sloth: Excellent plan but have you seen how many times he ran into dangerous situations? Kuro: I've been dating him longer than you.

[pocket-luv101]

Kuro: Why did we have to leave at this ungodly hour. Inner Sloth: The sun is a monster, judging all! Mahiru: I can't believe I have two boyfriends and neither of them can wake up before noon.

[pocket-luv101]

Mahiru: They're no match for us! We'll handle this the way we always do.

Inner Sloth: Brute strength?

Kuro: Almost dying?

Mahiru: No, and no!

[pocket-luv101]

[Mahiru cries] Kuro: What's wrong, Mahiru?! Inner Sloth: I'll stab whoever made you cry! Human Kuro: Do you want me to make you a warm cup of tea to feel better? Mahiru, drunk: I have three boyfriends but my arms aren't long enough to hug them all at once.

[pocket-luv101]

Mahiru: Inner Sloth will be less scary if we hold hands.

Kuro: With each other or with Sloth?

Mahiru: I have two hands.

[pocket-luv101]

Inner Sloth: There's nothing to do after Mahiru said I can't eat people anymore. Kuro: I'm bored too. Mahiru wouldn't buy the new video game for me. Mahiru: One of you two can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. Kuro and Inner Sloth: Nah. Mahiru: I was going to kiss whoever did it. Kuro and Inner Sloth: Rush to the kitchen.

[pocket-luv101]

Sloth: Mahiru needs my strength and power.

Kuro: Mahiru needs a normal, simple life after everything he went through.

Mahiru: MAHIRU NEEDS ONE OF YOU TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!

[pocket-luv101]

Mahiru: I'm an early bird!

Inner Sloth: I'm a night owl.

Kuro: And I'm some sort of constantly exhausted pigeon...

[pocket-luv101]

Mahiru’s two boyfriends are very different but he loves them both xD

[pocket-luv101]

[Kuro and Mahiru flirting...]

[Inner Sloth stares silently at them]

Mahiru: You're really quiet today, Sloth.

Sloth, looking at Kuro: Nobody plans a murder out loud, Mahiru.