#later i think i said smth was 'inscribed by [this shop policy]' and the old guy who insists on calling me kc and the sunshine band | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lamphous · 9 months

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most of the time I feel like my batshit lexicon borne of spending most of my childhood reading is kept, like, fairly under wraps (this sentence excepted) but sometimes ppl comment on my word choice and I'm like oh ok right. normal people don't talk like that.

like yesterday I stuck my head in the back to ask if I could switch the hangers for smth and started the sentence "will I summarily executed if I—" before I realized I immediately lost EVERYONE and had to start the sentence over

#later i think i said smth was 'inscribed by [this shop policy]' and the old guy who insists on calling me kc and the sunshine band #was like 'i love the way you said that. inscribed by.' and i was like ? before realizing right. not a normal person word.#this is why in the 5th grade my record setting vocab test still stopped at 'melancholy' bc id never heard the word aloud #its fine i got like a W or X level still (out of a-z) which was college reading level. they gave me a certificate. i lost it. oops #txt

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