#lazystarters starters

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random vine starters         because why not?      ( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS! )

“ im gonna kick the SHIT OUT OF YOU !! “ “ hey, if i’m tryna’ feel you-- “ “ fish love ? “ “ ___ stop ! ___ stop ! you’re gonna get in trouble ! ___ ! “ “ who has a paypal business account ? “  “ you know i’m not one to gossip; you don’t hear this from me, let’s be clear on that. “ “ class is cancelled, schools out ! “  “ hey guys, check it out, i’m drawin’ a penis. “ “ that’s a lot of cough syrup. you must be really sick. “ “ i’m gonna munch... i’m gonna crunch ! “ “ i think it’s converse. just say talk. “ “ i’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss ! “ “ hi, my name’s ___, what’s your favorite dinner food ? “ “ i’m DISGUSTED, i’m REVOLTED. i dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET ? “ “ ___, i found my new favorite song. “ [ plays the phantom of the opera overture ] “ sure, you’re verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god ? “ “ stop taking pictures of yourself; your sister is going to jail. “ “ BITCH, ME TOO ! THE FUCK ! “  “ dude, why is that guy so good at bowling ? “ “ hey sir/ma’am, all my friends hate me and they think i’m an idiot ! have a nice day ! “ “ hey, i’m hungry, you wanna get taco bell-- JYNX, YOU OWE ME A KISS ON THE LIPS. “ “ supreme court ? like supreme the company? ‘cause that’s fuckin’ tight. “  “ oh, you should of seen the other guy--- girl--- your mom---- what ? “ “ hello. it is currently half-past i don’t give a fuck. “  “ should we kiss ? it would be wrong if we didn’t. “ “ good alternative to recycling: when you’re done with a glass bottle, eat it. fucking eat the bottle. “  “ are you into guys with big hearts ? “  “ wow, you have a beautiful smile. “  “ thank you ! you’re not that handsome. “ “ i want her to fucking pass out so someone finally notices me. “

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starters taken from season 01, episode 01 of lazytown, “welcome to lazytown !”

feel free to change the pronouns !

“ game over ! “ “ why are you running amok with a feather duster ?! “ “ take notes, ‘cause there is a lot to learn. “ “ aah… yummy !!! “ “ this is exactly how i, [name], planned it. “ “ it was okay; i like riding in trains. “ “ i was baking a cake for [name], but i think i’m only making a mess for myself. “ “ what if you played so much that you got… tired ?! “ “ who are you and do you have any candy ? “ “ who is she ?! what is she talking about ?! “ “ whew ! that was close. “ “ haven’t you ever kicked a soccer ball before ? “ “ have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window ? WOULD YOU LIKE TO ??? “ “ it’s really weird here. “ “ nonono ! don’t do that! no-- NO, DON’T-- “ ‘ ANOTHER ONE ?! “ “ let’s just say i’m a slightly-above-average hero. “ “ i got you, don’t worry. “ “ now, it’s time to put an end to [name] for once and for all. “ “ oh, thank you. i made it just for you ! “ “ oh... my hero ~ !! “ “ you know... [place] is really starting to feel like home for me. “

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starters taken from season 01, episode 02 of lazytown, “defeeted !”

feel free to change the pronouns !

“ [name] has this new soccer ball, and he won’t share it. “ “ this must be important. “ “ flood ? fire ? earthquake ? ... thunderstorm ? “ “ if it wasn’t for that good for nothing, warmhearted, generous, healthy QUACK... ! “ “ soon, the town hero will be the town zero ! “  “ have you ever thought to yourself, ‘ boy, my shoes are sure covered in slimy, smelly goo ‘ ? “ “ good luck ! you’ll need it. “ “ are you nervous ? “  “ just a little bit. “ “ i think the town needs a new hero. “ “ i... i couldn’t find a cape... it’s a tablecloth, but it’s close enough !! “ “ wait !! [name] can walk on his hands !! “ “ now go join the circus. we’re busy here ! “ “ afraid ? ME ?? ahaha... ! “ “ now THAT was a sportacular stunt ! “

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starters taken from season 01, episode 04 of lazytown, “crystal caper !”

feel free to change the pronouns !

“ you must be more careful next time ! “ “ can i keep it ? i really want it. “  “ you want it, but i need it. “ “ who cares about some dumb old crystal ? “ “ you have a hero inside you too, [name]. “  “ [name] won’t need this for a few minutes... or a few hours... “ “ those library people can be so pushy. “ “ something terrible has happened !! “  “ yeah, i’ll help, sure ! “  “ nobody EVER calls me. “  “ im a GENIUS !! “  “ why should i give you back ? i like you more than anyone else. “  “ [name], you’re not usually this nice. “  “ hello there, stinky ! “  “ sometimes, i’m so mean that i scare myself. “  “ you are in so much trouble. “ “ kids... they’re so greedy today. “  “ it’s me. talking. go away. “  “ let’s celebrate ! “

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starters taken from season 01, episode 03 of lazytown, “sports day !”

feel free to change the pronouns !

“ [name], whatever are you doing ? “ “ look at this cool book i found in the library ! “  “ oh, come on, guys, it sounds really cool !! “ “ you found a big mountain made out of chocolates ? “ “ it should be ready just about now. “  “ deciding what to wear is so tiring. “ “ that makes 400 lazy ideas just this week. yay, me ! “ “ for how long did you say ? “  “ FOREVER !!! “ “ what about me ? “ “ this is too good to be true !! “ “ so much for the world’s best super-race team... “ “ don’t lose your marbles !! “ “ i’m number one !!! “ “ run FASTER !!! “

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starters taken from season 01, episode 05 of lazytown, “sleepless in lazytown !”

feel free to change the pronouns !

“ am i asleep yet ? hello ? “ “ fantastic hit, [name] ! “  “ oh, i was just resting my eyes... “ “ you don’t like sports ! or even moving very much. “ “ the usual, right ? “  “ see you in two days, bright and early ! lets say... three in the afternoon. “ “ he’ll be so tired that he won’t know his bat from his glove. “  “ video games are good, but friends are better. “  “ i’m ready for the day ! bring it on ! “ “ someone didn’t get his beauty sleep last night, haha ! “  “ well... all i did was get some sleep. “ “ sleeping is everything. “