#lets objectify the 760 yo vampire

[gerandor]

Every time the camera catches his side profile

His gym look…the naked chest and the short, zoorkhaneh pants

That time at the gym he hurled the security guard at the wall without even giving him a look

Every time we’re reminded he has a pain kink; with the witches, and when he’s fighting with guillermo

When he was wrestling with kublai…the whole thing he was wearing, the position of his body on the carpet and the…you guessed it, boobs

The fact that he’s a bottom despite having the biggest penis in the world

The fact that he has the biggest penis in the world

His speech at the familiar fights at the night market where he shoved the ringmaster off the pedestal and commanded everyone’s attention like the king he once was

His super slumber look…the sleeves that rode up his arms and the dagger strapped across his chest

Every time he smiles

This isn’t a poll btw. It’s a list. All of these are true.