#like bro!!! y'all have fallen for the False Self!!!!! i am CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICING YOU | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

breadmercury · 1 year

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You know if I had a nickel for every time a nephew of someone who does accounting for the store i work at tried hitting on me despite my clear and firm disinterest, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#register rotisserie #personal pastries #this is an overlap i think #anyway I literally JUST finished dealing with the first one and I had to TELL HIS AUNT TO MAKE HIM BACK OFF #but this other dude!!!! his aunt is WINGMANNING FOR HIM #FUCK #like bro!!! y'all have fallen for the False Self!!!!! i am CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICING YOU #if u are normal with me for a couple weeks then u get to see me be a normal person!!!! but jumping straight to flirting?? MY MAN #if u like me docile and subservient and sugary sweet then we'd be incompatible just. this is a fact #and that's all u know me as bc u have been working here TWO DAYS we have known each other TWO DAYS AT WORK #i really do try to let people down easy but I'm fresh off the stress of the first dude so i. might just be a bitch this time instead of #letting someone walk all over my boundaries in the name of 'love' <3

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