#like he'll randomly go into a room where keldon is getting treated by one of the athletic doctors and he'll be like
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i cannot show you guys all the EVIDENCE of jeremy bullying keldon... but here is THE START!!!
#HE EXISTED FOR FIVE SECONDS IN THE SPURS AND ALREADY SET HIS TARGET!!!#PREPLANNED his VICTIM !!#he said 'hmmm who should i shove in the locker? mmm oh yes the one who cannot fit !!'#hes MEAN!!#mean to THE KELDON!!!!#KELDON DIDNT EVEN D O ANYTHIGN 😭😭😭!!!!#sochan just looked up the spurs roster on the spurs website and said eeny meeny miney KELDON❗️❗️#obviously im joking hes not like GENUINE MEAN#if he was u'd know smh! keldonlings will go to WAR!! just ignore the last time we went at war we lost in the playins LMAO#but it's like a reverse russ on the wizards situation. instead of the one pretty person coming onto a team of losers and embracing them#loving and protecting them from being made fun of and positively accepting them for all their knicks n knacks#the one pretty person (sochan) on the spurs is exercising their pretty privilege to laugh and push turtles on their BACKS!!#i think keldon is just A MEME to SOCHAN!!!#one of those ugly pug memes with big bold font!!#he is just A M E M E!!#i keep seeing videos of sochan actively doing things to make keldon do his little screamwail !!#like he'll randomly go into a room where keldon is getting treated by one of the athletic doctors and he'll be like#'my old man 🥰🥰' AND KELDON WILL SCREAM AT HIM#jeremys just 😭#and the spurs are all like 'omg jeremy TRASHtalks? on the BENCH??? are u saying he can get an ACTUAL TECH#that ISNT from laughing while on the bench? what is this... 'BAD BOY BEHAVIOR'??? its so SCARY! we're not USED to this!'#it's like in footloose or smthin where a town full of straitlace boring people experience happiness for the first time#through the introduction of Dance by a wild unruly rebel#whose scariest act is literally just vibin#its so funny... the spurs actually have a person whose got a personality you cant just sum up in two words#and they dont know what to do with it!!!#i will be watching. carefully#BUT YEA THERES THE EXPLANATION ON SOCHAN BULLYING KELDON!! HE IS A HUNTER❗️❗️#GOING AFTER M Y BABY MOOSE!!! who is just trying to be a MOTHER ! !#keldon
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