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kyle’s declaration of love for demar’s birthday
#THE STARING... THE THIGH TOUCHING#?!?!?!?!?!?#LITERALLY A CHEESY ASS OLD MARRIED COUPLE GOING 'look at us :]'#while drinking lemonade and watching the sunset go down after deweeding all the pesky weeds attacking their garden#how demar is smiling in All of these#kyle said ily man with depression and i will stay with you man with depression#him bent over while all hot and sweaty#demar with his hands on his hips (his own hips. unfortunately fujos. but still cute)#like cmon bro we're in public#then following it with a shirtless demar pic LMFAO#what is this saying....#i wasnt bending just for amybody. just for u booboo#kyle and those stupid hats..#klow#deebo#i miss my wives#i miss them alot#ill be back
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of course he is
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i was playing nba2k24 only so i could have jaba on my team and spam pick and roll so he'll start forever and be a wealthy nepo baby but he was MISSING!!!!!! his NAME isn't even in the LOCKER ROOM!!!! I WAS SO SCARED! I THOUGHT THEY KILLED MY WIFE!!! IVE WON LIKE 6 GAMES STRAIGHT TRIPLE DOUBLES OR DOUBLE DOUBLES AVERAGING 20ISH ASSISTS AND POINTS PER GAME AND STILL NO WIFE! NO HAPPINESS!!! NONE !!!
#luckily i was shown he is just injured with a 'day to day' bruised right shoulder or smthing so HE IS STILL ON MY TEAM THANK GOODNESS#my character's name is joy no moar#last name no moar#first name joy#and he was living his name to the fullest without jaba#when will my wife return from the war .
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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
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THIS IS PISSING ME THE F U CK OFF!!!!!!!!! UNCENSOR HIS ASS N OW !!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️
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sits in an office chair at work chugging a beer then sits in a recliner chair at home chugging a beer useless lazy husband laimbeer and his control freak wife who runs the PTO like the navy Thomas. the only time bill socializes is to grunt at zeke's five million 'friends' ( ppl who are scared of him )
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how the photographers take pictures of gg then make a slideshow of him to music like he's their daughter they're watching grow up
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I LEFT MY FUCKING PHONE AT HOME AND ALL THE NURSES WERE TRYING TO ENTERTAIN ME LIKE I WAS A STICKY IPAD KID !!!!!!!!@!!!! PUTTING THEIR STUPID LABUBUS AROUND ME DURING CHARTING AND TELLING ME TO GO PLAY!!! I ALWAYS BRING A BOOK ON DAYS I KNOW I CAN READ WITHOUT GETTING BODILY FLUIDS ON THE BOOK!!!!!! IM NOT HOPELESS!!!!!!! I JUST LIKE A LIL DIF STIMULATION EVERY NOW AND THEN!!!!! I AM NOt A STICKY LITTLE IPAD KID!!!!!!!!!! I AM a MAN!!!! a MAN ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#i felt ridiculously naked without my phones presence#jsut the idea of being without it...#this is why i am lame and dont do substances#i hate feeling pulled sometimes#i am also cheap so i thugged it out and left it there until i got home#maybe im just cheap tbh bcs addictions are expensive lol
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do you actually think these people are gay?

#we dont think.#we Know#everytime a new nfling or nbaling enters the 9th circle of hell (televised sports) we get a brain blast#faggot found
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THE AIRBALLS ARE TAKING ME OUT
#'um honestlyy i am not worried abt Job or School so much :/ bcs i#i am busy..#chasing little Fairies 😊 !'#gg#love her#he is capable of having zero thoughts
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isiah and Bill would do this if they had tiktok back in 18 B.C.
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it's been like 500 years and magic still doesn't really gaf abt her, im crying

isiah please lock in... omg.. ure embarrassing me girl...
#one ' this is my baby' and a kiss on the head from magic and zeke thinks he magics main dish#like you are barely even an appetizer . delusional little man
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bring back the flamboyantly queer coded villains. bring them back.

isiah just standing there, on his little perch, just curiously & happily watching himself get stabbed
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the bashful Bari
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Keldon embarrassing the younger spurs core bcs Jeremy taught him clock it
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