#like howd they fit that much ADHD in such a tiny little kid

[strangesickness]

eddie is such a weird little dude i know he is. all the parents in derry think he's soooo sweet but he's actually a freaky little demon child <3

he's really good at talking with adults because he understands the rules for that very clearly and knows exactly what he's supposed to do/say so all the adults in derry think he's this perfect angel child

but in reality he fights so dirty (child eddie scratches people i know he does) and talks enough shit to make a sailor blush so anyone who actually knows him sees him talking to teachers or parents and is like... what the fuck man

richie relentlessly makes fun of eddie's "talking to adults voice" it's constant, any time richie sees eddie talk to an adult he spends at least five minutes impersonating him after

eddie definitely has like this insane fucking death stare. they're hanging out at the kaspbraks for once and richie says something stupid and sonia starts going on about it and eddie's just staring directly into richie's soul over his mom's shoulder.

he doesn't even realize he's doing it it's just a very scary combination of trying not to laugh and uncontrolled fury

he's always bending his fingers in weird directions too, idk if he's double jointed or what but he'll just be sitting there bouncing his knee to hell and back and bending his fingers all wonky while he's waiting for something

he's so fast he's always sneaking up on his friends. they're having a normal conversation and suddenly eddie is just. there. and theyre like. where the fuck did you come from man