#like ik they say gluten friendly bc it means they can’t guarantee 100% gf but like

[mainlysarcastic]

It’s funny when a menu item says “gluten friendly”

cause like.. my body is anything but gluten friendly

in fact my body reacts very poorly to gluten

it goes into self destruct mode

I have celiac so being friendly to gluten is the opposite of what we’re going for here

we’re very anti-gluten

gluten hostile if you will