#like newsflash we all would have rather had more sam raimi spider-man

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Here's that spare 15 hours (read: long post format) if you really did want to tear into NWH. All ears.

I don't is the thing I don't want to do it I'm tired of hating on Spider-Man and I'm sick of the MCU's smug attitude and I can't believe that for like what six years SIX YEARS I have been saying Uncle Ben doesn't exist in the MCU and people have been pointing to a piece of luggage and one vague line from before the actual MCU Spider-Man movie even came out to be like no Uncle Ben totally died it was such a noble sacrifice we just didn't have to see it only for No Way Home to turn around and kill May to teach Peter the meaning of with great power comes great responsibility because the only person who hates these movies more than me is Marisa Tomei because they wouldn't let May be a lesbian so I was right this WHOLE TIME I am right about EVERYTHING ultimately it is SO frustrating I say one thing about MCU Spider-Man and get hate for it and then five years later Jon Watts himself the personification of an untucked collar and award winning director of COP CAR (2015) ambles fifteen minutes late onto a sound stage and confirms what I said the whole time and for WHAT.