#like put some respect on his name man hes nice i prommy

[biohazrd]

ill be talking to a girl i met on a dating app and they ask me what im doing and im like reading resident evil wiki logs and they're like oh cool i liked 8 :) lady dimitrescu am i right and im like haha yeah i like chris too and they're always shocked and appalled that i like the stone cold babynapper and im just like cmon man...that's chris! my good friend chris. big dumb himbo chris who loves his little sister and punches rocks and eats raw eggs :(