#like seriously - the degree to which murderbot is like WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE MEAN ROBOTS AND AI? YOU CAN'T BE MEAAANNNN is so adorable

[storkmuffin]

Murderbot, when interacting with anything: thinks in a string of biting asides and sardonic observations in between pondering death, mayhem and carnage. Also Murderbot, when confronted with an even more sarcastic transport ship's snark: You SNARK Miette? You SNARK MIETTE LIKE I'M A VULNERABLE EMOTIONAL BEING THAT WANTS TO FEEL SAFE? Oh OH! Jail for giant hyperintelligent transport ship! etc.