#like the fact she doesnt have kids is why there are no senjus around | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

surprisinglydomestickakashi · 4 months

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My favorite part about being still into Naruto is the way I'm into it means I frequently have to tell algorithms that I don't actually want to consume Naruto like they want me to. Don't give me bland voice over theories from people who need to be reminded of minor characters. I need my clinically not-normal girls, gays, and theys to talk with about the little side guys they have entire lives mapped out for, the interpretations that include their favorite filler episode because they like it and above all else people who don't shit on the women characters or only consider them, annoying and useless or waifu material.

#you ever stop interacting with the mainstream version of a fan of something #and forget how condescending and stupid they are #one time i was reading kakashi retsudan at an airport and someone asked me if i knew who the guy on the cover was #when i said yes he was like but really or just from that book #like dude none of thr short stories make sense if you haven't seen naruto shut upppppl #he tried to slamder sakura to me and i would not have it #i had to block this one channel that would act like an expert but still has not put together that naruto calling tsunade granny is not #evidence that his theory of tsunade being minatos mom is true #like thats just a cultural way of addressing a woman her age she explicitly states she had no kids #and it wouldn't even change his one idea of kage nepotism because shes still a senju granddaughter #like the fact she doesnt have kids is why there are no senjus around #and why the heck would Minato not take her last name if she was his mom #it is killing me so i needed to vent here #he just says it like its fact casually after he dropped his theory video too #not to stereotype but ohhhhbmy god cishet anime boys are a f #different breed (derogatory)

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