#like there's a totem and a shark and gold and emeralds

[shblackwoodart]

sketching

[sleepy-space-comms]

#03 / 35+ || Slime // Sorry for throwing off the order lol, I'm going with thee one we think we can do fastest :p

Names 𓂃⋆.˚ Foolish , Noah , Sharkie , Sharkbait , Bait , Venom , Golem

Nicknames 𓂃⋆.˚ Fool , Gold , Ven

Age 𓂃⋆.˚ Ageless

Pronouns 𓂃⋆.˚ Gold/Gold , Totem/Totems , Bite/Bites , It/Its , He/Him , Em/Ems , Emerald/Emeralds , Ey/Eys , Chomp/Chomps , Build/Builds , Create/Creates

Source 𓂃⋆.˚ DSMP

Genders 𓂃⋆.˚ Goldcoreangelic , Porcelaigold

Sexuality 𓂃⋆.˚ Gay

Alter Roles𓂃⋆.˚  architect, Archeologist, Groundskeeper

Front Triggers 𓂃⋆.˚ building things either in a game or real life, Dream XD from the DSMP, Worshipping and/or obsessing over someone or something.

Signoffs 𓂃⋆.˚ -🦈🥇, -🦈, -🥇

Aesthetic 𓂃⋆.˚

Personality𓂃⋆.˚ Optimistic, Obedient/loyal to its own detriment, gold is incredibly passsionate and definitely knows his way around creating things.

Quirks 𓂃⋆.˚ randomly making tiny structures in the innerworld

Typing Quirk 𓂃⋆.˚ N/A

Location Pref 𓂃⋆.˚ wherever there''s space for something new.

Paras 𓂃⋆.˚ 🔱, 🎁, 💰, 🔧

Mental Conditions 𓂃⋆.˚ Unhealthy Relationship Victim Disorder

CisIds 𓂃⋆.˚ Totem, Emerald eyes, Hardened skin

TransIds 𓂃⋆.˚ Alderflisite, TransCultSurvivor

MiscIds 𓂃⋆.˚ Trismanipulated

Memories 𓂃⋆.˚ Worshipping XD , Building , Realizing XD was only using him

Speech 𓂃⋆.˚ Deep voice, very brief sentences

Playlist 𓂃⋆.˚

Fronter Userbox 𓂃⋆.˚

Likes 𓂃⋆.˚ Building, Creating, Sharks

Dislikes 𓂃⋆.˚ Gods, Authorities, Anyone with power

House 𓂃⋆.˚ here

[itstomowo]

guys hes literally 100 percent human (ignore the gold skin and emerald eyes and the FUCKING FINS GROWING OUT OF HIS ANKLES)

tbf this lines up with my theory that qfoolish was born a human, but died is some sort of freak accident. then after death his parents (or bad) kinda experiment on him to revive him. I read these two fics that went into this more (I’m linking one below, I can’t find the second one :(( ), but basically bad either does weird alchemy stuff to revive him cause bad found him super interesting and missed him, turning him into this totem hybrid thing, or his parents took him to the pillagers (who canonically in minecraft are the ones doing the weird experiments w the totems) and end up messing up with the experiment, turning foolish into this weird immortal being. idk how the shark part plays into this honestly, but in my mind sometime during his long lifetime he spent a lot of time in the ocean and ends up developing his shark parts. this also fits with his recent lore abt him swimming back from purgatory and becoming more shark like, the more time he’s in the ocean the more shark he becomes.

READ THE FIC THOUGH!!!! ITS FUN AND LANDDUO ARE THE SILLIEST GUYS EVER!!!!

this is so much funnier now that he grew shark fins and can breathe underwater

[modx-reborn]

Kinktober Day 3: Sex Toys with Foolish

Day three les go!

Time for the big boy, shark totem god and that hog-like shlong that we all know he is hiding under them robes!

Minors DNI!

There was no feasible way for you to actually take all of your lover's cock, he was just too much, sure you had tried, spent nights stretching and working yourself open for him to try and seat himself fully in you and yet halfway was all you were able to take. Looking down to see how his length was visibly straining as he fucked between your thighs, using the mess of lube from his attempts to work you open to get himself off, sharp teeth digging into his bite-swollen lips.

"One of these days, I-we will have you take all of me. I'll finally get to have you cum on my cock not on my fingers or-or my tongue!" Every time either of you gets needy or desperate the same things came spilling from either of you, promises and swears that you would take him soon, that you would get to feel him fill you and fuck you as you craved.

And yet, it had been months since the last time you even tried to take his cock, each time you tried to get him to step away from his summer home or the giant statue he was building for the ever-looming god, he would turn away from you cheeks flushing a dark gold as he stumbles through and excuses.

But tonight would be the end of that, tonight you would get to watch those emerald eyes as you showed him that you would be able to take him whole, that you had finally managed to work yourself open enough that it would only take him laying back and letting you sink down onto his cock.

All it had taken was a few wine-filled nights of complaining to Eret, huffing and chattering with yours and Foolish's mutual friend finding the monarch one of the more comfortable people to discuss such personal issues with. Hell, the brown-haired rascal was the one who gave you the items to get to the point you were now, sure the day they passed you the box of toys was beyond embarrassing, you dropped the box after opening it and even tried to give them back.

But persistent in seeing their friends happy said box ended up at your home days later.

The weeks that followed were pain and pleasure-filled nights of working your way from the smaller toys, the smallest being around seven inches long and as thick as your wrist, onto the larger ones, saving the largest and strangely closest to the actual shape and size of Foolish. All of them followed your dear demi-gods theme, shades of blue, green and gold and each of them moved up in size as the shades changed.

And now here you are, waiting for your dear partner to come home, to have the door to your shared room open and watch as he sees just why you had been so persistent to try again. Oh, how you savoured the soft pain that was building in your thighs, sitting on your bed straddling the largest toy, the one you had been working towards, the one you had yet to take, to sink down on and take to the hilt but the moment your eyes caught the wide green ones of your sweet totem god you knew it was time.

One hand held the base of the toy, and the other held out towards Foolish beckoning him forward as you finally sunk onto the toy.

"You said one of these days… and now you can see! See how hard I worked-how-how good it looks even if it's only a toy stretching me open-" speaking around gasps you could do nothing but whine as you finally hit the base of the toy, hands cupping Foolish's face as he had crept closer, eyes locked on how you had taken the equivalent of his cock in you,"-now we can finally fuck, I can finally cum on your cock and feel you fuck me like you should have been all along!"

[melodyfsoul1]

My DreamSMP Head Canons:

c!Foolish

Species: Shark Totem Demigod

- c!Foolish is immortal, meaning he cant die of old age, but a critical injury can kill him (the amount of his canon lives is unknown)

Being a god he can shapeshift into multiple forms

1) Sky/Life & Death God, a humanoid Totem of Undying, resembling a golden statue with colorful scarab wings, in this form he can control Life & the skies/ weather. The Totem of Death is basically the same as the 1st, but with faded colors, and red instead of green markings, he controls Death

2) Ocean God, a human or golden shark/ (merman) esque monster. He has gills & lungs so he can breathe under & over water. He controls the ocean/tides, is more feral and shark like and automatically shifts into this form when fully emerged in water

3) Human, 6'1f, looks like ccFoolish, but wears egyptian style clothing around the Summer Home.

- He owns a Snowchester uniform and a couple of fancy clothes for special events

- He never uses this form because he feels vulnerable by his limited human abilities, only c!Eret has ever seen it

4) God Form, a humanoid golden Totem with scarab wings and a shark hood, gills, claws and shark teeth, controls all attributes of the weather, tides, Life & Death

- c!Foolish heals in the light of his beacon in his pyramid or in water (2nd one takes a lot longer tho)

- his Totem body is made of solid gold, including organs etc, and he bleeds liquid Emerald

- since c!Foolish's body is solid gold, he doesnt get affected by temperatures unless its extreme heat like lava and can not be hurt by regular hand to hand combat, but is vulnerable to materials harder/ more dense than gold, like Diamond or Netherite Weapons

- scars on his golden skin look like kinstugi, a "Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum"

- He hides the scars from the Red Banquet at all costs, under golden armor & accessoires to not be reminded of death /feel vulnerable

- I imagine c!Foolish to be a younger god, somewhere around 900 years

- being a Totem, c!Foolish can feel if a soul dies and gets resurrected. The first feels like a bad feeling washing over you, the resurrection causes him physical pain since its unnatural

- c!Foolish can revive people at will, but it takes one of his own lives in return

- when reviving people and when he dies the sound of a Totem popping can be heard

- because his death & respawn, works different from mortals, his actual body never disappears like it normaly would, so critical injuries will leaves scars

- when c!Antfrost killed c!Foolish at the Banquet it took him 2 attacks to kill him fully. The first strike was a sword through his back & chest, but that didnt kill him immediately, so c!Ant went for the neck decapitating him

- the only time when c!Foolish respawned, was at the Red Banquet when the Egg surpressed his powers, his body turned to gold dust and he respawned in his pyramid. This is why c!Foolish was in denial after his death, he had never died like a normal mortal before / wasnt aware he even could die like that

- c!Foolish's personality as a young god was wild, carefree, arrogant, angry, blood thirsty and had no appreciation for life

- after becoming a Totem of Life, he  avoided violence, treated living beings with care, is very protective, loyal, patient, cheerful & friendly to you if you treat him well.

- c!Foolish may seem like a gentle giant, but he is no pushover & not naive, considering his long life experience. He can stand his ground, uses his abilities when needed to intimidate and is observing and cunning.

- After the Red Banquet he became a lot more reserved again, stressed, anxious and paranoid with the fear of dying, desiring his immortality back which is why he made the deal with DreamXD

- c!Foolish is aware of Lady Death and is a lower god under her & DreamXD

- the only person c!Foolish considers to be his close friend is c!Eret, but he gets along with most people he interacts with. Other people he has some sort of attachment to are c!Puffy, c!Ponk, c!Sam, c!Ranboo, c!Michael, c!Tubbo and c!Aimsey

- c!Foolish can give life to objects like Totems, which is how he "got" his children, c!Puffy brought him a normal Totem of Undying and c!Foolish gave life to it

- doing so, Totems start morphing from a regular Totem/Object to a living being, limbs & abilities growing over time (like a tadpole)

- Depending on what kind of nature the Totem God is, they have different attributes & animal body parts. Foolish Jr. has wings since he is a Sky Totem, and Finley has shark fins since she is an Ocean Totem

Plus some old concept art I made of my c!Foolish design, its a bit outdated, but I still like it a lot

[dsmp-aus]

Primeboys AU: Beauty and the Beast

Alright, just listen. Just listen. Consider this: platonic Beauty and the Beast AU for Primeboys. I’m a big believer in platonic yandere c!Dream, and there’s plenty of proof out there for it. This idea hit me last night scrolling through the c!Dream tag and it’s been holding my mind in a headlock all day. Please assume through the entire post I’m talking about the characters, not content creators.

-Tommy takes the roll of Belle, obviously, and Dream’s the Beast (or Dreamon in this case. Gotta love them Dreamons.). We’ve got the perfect setting for some Stockholm and Lima syndrome to settle in. The curse stays the same ‘if Dream can learn to love someone, and earn their love in return, the curse will break’, but it doesn’t have to be romantic love. Extra angst points if you’d like since Sapnap and George care for Dream but because the curse remains unbroken he doesn’t reciprocate.

-Wilbur as Tommy’s brother (stop, I’m going to cry) instead of the father. Starts out as a revolutionary meeting up with some fellow thinkers up north (Antarctic Anarchists anyone?) and gets captured in Dream’s castle. It could go by the name ‘Pandora’s Vault’ if so inclined, but I digress. After Tommy comes to take his place Wilbur’s gonna take that Pogtopia train into poor mental health that the majority of the fandom seems to focus on. Love that for him, you go you white-haired president!

-Quackity as Gaston, except he’s just trying to get Tommy to join his casino as a cook. We’ve got that beautiful hatred dynamic between Quackity and Dream already set up, as well as the ‘join my country Tommy, but you stay out Soot.’ Sexual tension between Wilbur and Quackity if you wish, but I personally don’t headcanon it for this AU.

-Charlie is Le Fou. I imagine their relationship would be very similar to what’s goin on in Las Nevadas, except Charlie’s a bit more understanding of human culture. That doesn’t mean he’s not still a goopy guy with 300 bones and is definitely a human...

-Sapnap as Lumière. Just think about it: fire. Plus their playful personalities work together.

-George as Cogsworth. We’ve got the loyal maître d' Sapnap and I think George could fit as Dream’s majordomo. If he’s awake long enough anyways. Not to mention the playful banter between George and Sapnap. With these two we’ve got the dream team all set up.

-Captain Puffy as Mrs. Potts. Best dad in the castle, for sure.

-Foolish as Chip, though instead of a small chipped cup he’s a tall goblet made of gold with emeralds inset and silver sharks. Gotta keep that shark totem motif goin!

Unfortunately, I couldn’t think of a place for Tubbo and Ranboo, except maybe extra assistants for Tommy? And there’s plenty of room for the other characters. Anyone who wants to take this further or add your own ideas, feel free to.